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2012/11/25 17:44:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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 snurl wrote:Granted. You get your kebab, but it is A plastic imitation and is not edible.
I wish the lead shielding on the plasma rifle would not melt with all the heat.
Granted. It doesn't. However, it still is in my possession.
Start running.
I wish people would stop trying to disprove plasma fusion has not yet been achieved in a garage. It has. Stop whining.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/25 19:08:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted, no one gives a damn about your 'Super legit plasma rifle'.
I wish Mynameisalie would stop going on about aforementioned 'Super legit plasma rifle'.
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2012/11/25 19:18:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. I do. I still have it, though. And Snurl seems to have had the sense to run.
I wish I could focus on another type of weaponry.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/25 19:26:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. The new weaponry you focus on is not possible in the slightest, and rouses the hatred and mocking nature of the Dakka community.
I wish I had a multi-melta.
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2012/11/25 20:02:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Speed Drybrushing
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Granted, but it is a microwave made in the 1980's.
I wish I was a baker.
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2012/11/25 20:08:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you bake loaves made of faeces.
I wish for a life sized working version of Black Rock Shooter's cannon, that only I could lift and fire.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/25 20:22:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but blows up in your face and kills you the first time you try to fire it.
I wish all my GameCube save files weren't corrupted.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/11/25 20:37:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, your GameCube is on fire instead.
Seriously, though, that sucks. My condolences to your progress.
I wish I had a GameCube.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/25 20:40:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Squigsquasher wrote:Granted, your GameCube is on fire instead.
Seriously, though, that sucks. My condolences to your progress.
I wish I had a GameCube.
Granted. It doesn't work.
I wish there was a PC port for eternal darkness.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/11/25 20:45:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, like almost all PC ports, it is terrible.
cosoelz are the wai 2 go trololololololol *BANG*
I wish I had the figmas for all the characters from Black Rock Shooter.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/25 22:52:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. They were left next to an open oven, and melted.
I wish I had the necessary funds for a Titan.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/25 22:56:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted, however many of the parts needed are impossible to construct in modern day times, and even if you were somehow possible to create it, you would not know how to use it.
I wish for a fully functioning Tau stealth suit.
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2012/11/26 05:12:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Unfortunately for you, it's cloak systems are permanently on and the suit seems sealed permanently. Case of the Invisible Man.
I wish I had a nice new case for my phone.
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2012/11/26 06:02:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You entomb your phone within a brick. It is mistakenly placed in a brick wall under construction after you leave it at a nearby bus station.
I wish that I had MOAR RAIDERs
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/26 06:11:49
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you recieve a bunch of Ungor Raiders.
I wish I had more time.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/26 07:03:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Sure, thanks for the Ungors. You have more time to sleep as a reward, but you also have more time spent in the bathroom.
I wish that I had me some Cadians and true-scale Space Marines for my Chess Marine/ Classical Baroque Marines.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/26 08:37:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, however you soon realise that the baroque space marines...are actually renaissance marines instead. The tiny differences drive you crazy to the point you eat your own feet.
I wish the 'Spot the dog' books didn't use the work 'bark', they instead used 'wet leopard growl'
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/26 08:37:26
 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/26 18:40:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. But the books are banned because parents are worried about the "realism being too real". Also because in one book, the dog rips a mailman's arm off.
I wish I had a 40K-themed chess set.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/26 18:52:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. I blow it up the vaporise the ashes with my legit plasma rifle.
I wish technology would advance a bit faster. I want small fusion reactors by the end of 2020!
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/11/26 19:56:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted but people use it to blow you up.
I wish Mynameisalie would shut up about his plasma rifle.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/26 19:59:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lethal Lhamean
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Granted. He finds out the current forms of fusion currently available aren't powerful enough to be that powerful in such a small container (which is true), and calls it quits.
I wish I had his plasma rifle. And it worked.
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2012/11/26 20:03:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. After its first sucessful test on your head, you never hear about it again. In fact, you never hear again.
I wish for a good game of Bolt Action real soon.
Damn Ninjas!
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2012/11/26 20:48:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Unfortunately it is followed by being swallowed whole by an anaconda.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/11/27 06:38:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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No wish! Yay! You are chained to a spiky toilet and forced to read writings by Gloria Tesch and Matt Ward at the same time while Tiny Tim and Slaanesh both sing about how happy they are.
(@PredaKhaine: I actually like Renaissance marines too. I have a Guard force and a few marines themed that way.)
I wish that I had the resources to use a Leonidas Terminator Captain.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/27 06:39:00
Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/27 06:52:26
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but your house explodes from the awsomness contained within.
I wish it was easier to clean mould release off my models.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/11/27 07:50:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. One day, you file through the mould lines on an old metal Terminator and file it in half. It falls on your other Terminators and they all jump on your feet.
(have you tried using a file and/or emery board?)
I wish that I had more Science Extra Credit.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/11/27 09:24:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. You are offered 1 point of extra credit for a 5-page paper.
I wish I didn't have to write so much for our site report.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/11/27 12:27:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you now have four months of typing instead.
I wish the floods would stop/go away so I can get home on time today.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/27 12:30:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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(@PredaKhaine: I actually like Renaissance marines too. I have a Guard force and a few marines themed that way.)
Dammit - I'll have to be more inventive next time with my wish corrupting... 
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/11/27 13:26:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Decio wrote:No wish! Yay! You are chained to a spiky toilet and forced to read writings by Gloria Tesch and Matt Ward at the same time while Tiny Tim and Slaanesh both sing about how happy they are. (@PredaKhaine: I actually like Renaissance marines too. I have a Guard force and a few marines themed that way.) I wish that I had the resources to use a Leonidas Terminator Captain.
You fool! Don't you know that Slaanesh sounds like Tim Curry!  Anyway, corruption time.... Granted. Your city now suffers from drought. I wish Monolith would make a good sequel to the Blood series. Blood II : The Chosen was a disappointment.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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