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**snurl**

Granted. They make Blood III in 3-D but it is so controvertial that it is pulled from release. Every special interest group is offended and there are so many lawsuits that it never sees the light of day.

I wish all 3 Hobbit movies were released at tjhe same time.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but the tickets cost 3 times as much and the wait time for a ticket is over a month.

I wish I had better speakers.

**CthuluIsSpy**

snurl wrote:
Granted. They make Blood III in 3-D but it is so controvertial that it is pulled from release. Every special interest group is offended and there are so many lawsuits that it never sees the light of day.

I wish all 3 Hobbit movies were released at tjhe same time.

The sad thing is that this is what would happen. Bloody sensitive bastards.

Granted. They are so expensive, you can no longer buy food.

I wish game companies didn't give Uve Boll contracts. This means you, Majesco

!

**snurl**

Both Granted. You get awesome speakers but Uwe Boll uses them to make his next film in Sensurround.

**Far Seer**

No wish! The pumpkin in your profile picture will haunt you in your sleep!

I wish for December to hurry up so that I can watch the Hobbit

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but you end up in a seat next to the local GUO who has the tub of popcorn and gallon pepsi. Enjoy the Film

I wish I didn't have to go to the gym to stay buff.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You have to wrestle Kharn Champion of Khorne

I wish for a game

**snurl**

Granted. But it is in Lancaster Pennsylvania on Saturday at 5:00.

I wish for lower prices on GW stuff.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - I get to buy BFG miniatures at last.

I wish I could see the future.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You see your self being forced up the sweaty anus of a super fat man who never washes to lick up all the fatanus cheese up there. This is the job you will have for the rest of your life

I wish i for a game of warmachine.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - you get tabled.

I wish for the Twilight franchise to end up a financial failure (Woe betide him or her who corrupts this wish, for the shadow of my wrath shall upon them, whether in reality or in the Warp. The Emperor Protects)

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted. The vacuum created by the lack of gakky romance novels results in 50 Shades of Grey gaining significant financial power.

Bring it! I fear not the warp!

I wish vampires were feared again. Too many people think they should be sparkly.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. REAL Vampires enslave the rest of the world, using humans as cattle and hang dissidents upside down while sprinkling sparkles on them as a public warning.
I wish I had the money to make a Pre-Heresy army.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, it betrays you and virus bombs your house.

I wish that Atari hadn't died.

**snurl**

Granted. You can't wait to get PAC-MAN XXIV for Christmas this year. (now in 3-D)

I wish GW would take an honest look at their pricing structure.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, they don't change anything.

I wish I owned GW.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, they rebel against your rule and cast you down from your lofty throne. In celebration, they double the prices and make all the models Finecast. Including plastic models.

I wish for a Slaaneshi sex party.

**snurl**

Granted. But you pass out before it gets going and you wake up with the clap.

I wish the clap was much harder to get.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you get it anyway.

I wish for my sore throat to go away.

**snurl**

Granted. Your sore throat is ripped out by werewolves, never to trouble you again.

I wish for competant service technicians next time I get my furnace fixed.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, they are qualified and competant technicians, for lawnmowers.

I wish school was over already

**snurl**

Granted. School is over for good. You never see most of your classmates again and you need to find a job.
Good luck.

I wish I still had some of the free time I had while I was in school.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you lose your job. (and I'd definitly rather be working now)

I wish I had some more turkey jerky.

**BunkerBob**

Granted, the turkey jerky was actually fabricated by from over processed cow anus.

I wish the new Star Wars movie will be great.

**Decio**

Granted, it is great for little kids just beginning to experience the world.

I wish that I had less homework.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - you are now expelled.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

**Decio**

Granted. You get more than you asked for, though. The coffee was spiked and laced with poisons. You spend the next 3 hours rolling around on the floor laughing and seizing up until the medics can come. They administer you a dose of Gushers mixed with vodka to heal you. They also use their +100 Healing Potions.

I wish that I had more leftovers from dinner.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but there left over from a cannibals dinner

I wish that Warjacks were real

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but so are Carnifexes, which tear the flimsy Warjacks apart.

I wish Mat Ward would write all the Codexes.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Years later, angry 40K fans storm your house and poop in your eyes, your mouth, ears and anus.

I wish Phil Kelly would write all the codexes.