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**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but he then leaves GW for better things. After he leaves the Codexes are all rewritten.

I wish that Robin Cruddace would write all the rules, whilst Mat Ward writes all the fluff and all of the Black Library books.

**snurl**

Granted. But that causes expenses which are passed along to you as another huge price increase.

I wish for clearly written rules and solid background.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, Ward writes rules, Cruddance writes fluff.

I wish GW paint pots were bigger.

**snurl**

Granted. They are now only sold in handy 55 gallon drums.

I wish GW had not fethed up their paint line.

**Far Seer**

Squigsquasher wrote:
Granted, but he then leaves GW for better things. After he leaves the Codexes are all rewritten.

I wish that Robin Cruddace would write all the rules, whilst Mat Ward writes all the fluff and all of the Black Library books.

Oh God, why would you wish for something like this!???

Granted. GW did not feth up their paintrange.

I wish I had one of every single Vallejo paint in new condition.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - they are all together, mixed into one big tub.

I wish I had a jammy dodger.

**liquidjoshi**

Ok. It's mouldy. Very mouldy.

I wish I was faster.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You have a Jammy Dodger that has been used to scrape the fatcheese off the worlds fattest man and you have to eat it all

I wish that i lead the Warjacks in a counter attack and crush the squishy carnifexes in steam powered steel fury

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Fething Ninjas!

**Private_Joker**

Granted. You are the only casualty.

I wish I had a monkey butler.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. He goes crazy and eats you.

I wish my post hadn't been ignored.

**PredaKhaine**

liquidjoshi wrote:
Ok. It's mouldy. Very mouldy.

I wish I was faster.

Granted - you run 4 yards at the speed of sound, then crash into a wall.

I wish for this wish to be ignored.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Ignored by everyone and so are you when your crying to be rescued from the beiber palace

I wish that my caster armour saves me and then after crushing the carnifex's i lead my Warjacks along with all the Dakkanoughts to the storming of beibers palace in order to rescue PredaKhaine and mount 1000 of beibers followers heads on pikes

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - however Predakhaine has gone native and now refers to himself in the third person. Predakhaine warns the bieber army about the attempted head spiking.
Bieber sings and your army crumbles.

I wish I knew how I ended up at the bieber palace.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - you were drugged and brought there to be indoctrinated.

I wish Justin Bieber ruined his own career.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but his leutenants Jedward rise in his place

I wish that my army of Dakkanoughts and Warjacks was accompanied by huge festival speakers playing the hellshatten sounds that are Cradle of Filth, Theatres Des Vampires, Tristania and Within Temptation to counter beibers singing

(it should be noted that beibers palace is an entire city and all most every city in canada is a beiber palace or holds a beiber stronghold. We are however storming the main one-the one here he/it was born)

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - However Jedward are singing now, bieber's career is already ruined, due to an astute wish from Admiral Valerian which you granted. Due to painful harmonies/harmonics they put your army down in record time.

I wish that I could have both anti-jedward and anti-bieber singers - so that the singing is in exactly the opposite sinewave/phasey thing from Jedward and Bieber and thus cancels out all noise from the trio of terror.

**snurl**

Granted. You issue earplugs to your army in a fit of practicality and storm the palace un-opposed. But the previous ruckus has alerted the Beiberites to the threat and several Beiber clones escape before you get to them.

I wish for Superbowl tickets.

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - Justin Bieber, is however, holding a concert there.

I wish the Japanese had wiped out the Chinese during WWII (the nerve of those Chinese

, claiming our islands and waters as their own)

**master of ordinance**

Granted. I cant bring myself to corrupt that wish

I wish that PredaKhaine would realise that the music i had selectd would counter the singing of beiber and all of his/its minions and also that he ould realise that by killing my force he is also killing Dakka as my grand army has every Dakka member as a Jack Marshal/Caster/Elite storm trooper

**Admiral Valerian**

Granted - in outrage he destroys your instruments.

I wish for a mug of Starbucks coffee.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I realise. However your force was not killed, merely put down. To rise again as bieberites and Jedwardians. So no-one is killing anyone at the mo...

(JedWARDians sounds like a truly horrible combo now I think about it)

I wish I understood "Jack Marshal/Caster/Elite storm trooper"

Dammit - Ninja'd

Granted - you have starbucks coffee. It's cold and has floaters.

Wish - see previous

**Squigsquasher**

Admiral Valerian wrote:
Granted - Justin Bieber, is however, holding a concert there.

I wish the Japanese had wiped out the Chinese during WWII (the nerve of those Chinese , claiming our islands and waters as their own)

By chance, are you Tadashi?

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. He is Tadashi.

I wish I was Tada- I mean Alpharius.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but there are a bunch of other Alphariuses out there so you are really never sure if you are the real Alpharius.

I wish Tadashi would lay off the Anime.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted. He is now obsessed with MLP

I wish I was the real Alpharius.

**thenoobbomb**

You are.
But hey, we are all the real Alpharius.

I wish I was Omegon

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted.
But we are all Omegon as well. Vat a tvist!

I wish System Shock 3 would be made already, to show people what a space-themed horror game should be like (and so they would stop getting all hyped up about Dead Space. Bloody overrated jump-scare fest...)

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, but people punch you in the face for being an elitist "your modern games are so inferior to my old crappy games" System Shock snob. Then the game fails miserably, and Dead Space 3 rightfully outperforms it.

I wish I had a working full size GN Archer.

**snurl**

Granted. You have one beginning to grow out of your chin.

I wish for supper to be ready now.

**Admiral Valerian**

Squigsquasher wrote:
Admiral Valerian wrote:
Granted - Justin Bieber, is however, holding a concert there.

I wish the Japanese had wiped out the Chinese during WWII (the nerve of those Chinese , claiming our islands and waters as their own)

By chance, are you Tadashi?

No, Squigsquasher, I am not. But if my recent post sound like his overly-nationalistic/overly-Imperialist posts, then I guess you haven't been reading/watching the news lately. http://ph.news.yahoo.com/philippines-refuses-stamp-chinese-passports-234654944.html. Anti-sino feeling has been gaining ground here in the Philippines since the Chinese started expanding their blue water navy.