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2012/12/01 11:55:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No wish.
You are sent to China.
I wish Tadashi was an anime cartoon.
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2012/12/01 12:05:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - now you have to watch him all day.
I wish for some chocolate.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/01 13:33:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You find a candy wrapper with a bit of chocolate smear left on it.
I wish I get a lot of figures painted tonight.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/01 13:36:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - I bring them to life and have them kill you for corrupting my chocolate wish.
I wish everyone realized that Twilight-style vampires SUCK.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/01 13:38:20
"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/01 17:26:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Granted. Unfortunately, what they suck was exactly what the target audience was hoping for  Horrible slash-fics away! I wish a good Hellboy sequel was made.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/01 17:26:58
What I have
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 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/02 00:34:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. But it's 'good' in the way Matt Ward thinks, as he is the main writer.
I wish we could leave nasty political situations out of this thread.
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2012/12/02 06:52:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. We examine your sexual history instead.
I wish this paint dried faster.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/02 08:06:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. It dries the second it touches your paint brush.
I wish that I knew where my camera and mouse were.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/02 11:07:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You know where they were, and now you don't want to touch them without rubber gloves.
I wish I knew if Windows 8 is worth the trouble.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/02 11:09:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - the knowledge drives you mad.
I wish I knew what was for dinner.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/02 11:19:28
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You knew. Then you forgot.
I wish the Sunday newspaper would arrive soon.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/02 11:24:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - the front page has a picture of you in the bathroom.
I wish I could get some hot chocolate.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/02 11:24:45
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2012/12/02 16:16:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Ah, that makes sense now.
Anyway, granted, but you have to sip it out of a donkey's anus.
I wish they would hurry up and make Figmas for Shinji, Kaworu, Misato, Ritsuko, Gendo, Kaji, Maya and all the other important NGE characters.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/02 16:21:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but they look terrible and all the NGE fans commit mass suicide because they're so distraught.
I wish I knew how to get to the Sanctuary Fortress in Metroid Prime 2.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/12/02 16:42:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you have to eat your mother's liver and offer her kidneys to your GameCube.
Oh, and I don't think there has ever been a bad Figma. There is still hope.
I wish there was an anime convention in Horsham.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/02 17:28:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Ok. It't a glorified orgy between lots of old fat men in speedos.
I wish the next guys wish was incorruptable.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/02 17:30:39
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Granted.
I wish my wish was corruptible
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/02 17:30:46
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/02 18:34:38
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you wake up next morning wearing a pink speedo between 4 giant fat men.
I wish I had some nice Mimosa, nobody would corrupt Mimosa right?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/02 18:34:47
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2012/12/02 19:07:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Granted, its rotten.
Too easy.
I wish corruptions were harder.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/02 19:25:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you cannot think of any corruptions to my wishes.
I wish I was an attractive female.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/02 22:04:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are. But only from the waist up.
I wish home-made cookies lasted all year.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/03 05:26:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. But the secret to that is to hire a dancing band of GUOs, watch them for five months straight whilst collecting their poop and other nasty body byproducts. You then have to put them in your lovely cookie mix.
I wish I could have half an hour of sleep everyday and wake up feeling refreshed and alert everytime for the whole day.
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2012/12/03 05:58:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. you are so energized by your naps, that you start vibrating so fast that you soon burn a hole in the earth killing you and everyone/thing in a 10 kilometer radius.
I wish I was goku.
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2012/12/03 09:03:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - your head explodes from sheer awesome.
I wish for candy.
@Squigsquasher - those yanks had best their act together, and start busting some heads over in China, or its gonna be a repeat of the Pacific War. And I have no interest in living under the Chinese.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/03 09:52:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get a convenient 5 ton box of assorted candy. It is airdropped onto your roof.
I wish we could afford another war.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/03 09:57:59
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - AT LAST! THE AMERICANS GO INTO CHINA AND BUST SOME HEADS!
I wish America kicked Chinese ass.
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2012/12/03 10:08:53
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Granted, but while they were in China, the Russians invade.
I wish petroglyph would get the rights to the Command and Comquer series. I want Red Alert 4 (done right!) dammit!
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/03 10:22:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They get the rights but promptly shelve the game in favor of making mobile word games for smartphones.
I wish my Tiger tank model from Warlord Games had fit together better. For $33 it shouldn't take 2 hours with a Dremel to make the parts align properly.
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2012/12/03 10:34:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - the parts fit together perfectly. However, it's now on a scale of 1/1. And made of paper.
I wish I'd hidden Prince Charles bath mat.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/03 10:51:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. you hid it in plain sight.
I wish there was a larger blood angels community on this site.
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, claiming our islands and waters as their own)