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**snurl**

Granted. From a trilogy to a short story that ends with a well-fed willow tree. I like it.

I wish Tolkien had written a few more books.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They were all flops, and Hollywood tries to milk them by making movie versions, which flop even worse.
I wish Tolkien was alive now, and wrote 40K novels.

**snurl**

Granted. But they are all written in an undecipherable Eldar mountain dialect.

I wish GW would do something new with WHFB.

**Far Seer**

Granted. They do something new but at the expense of no progress whatsoever on 40K and LOTR. Have fun enjoying all the groans of the 40K players who complain about having too much WHFB in White Dwarf.

I wish I knew how to take a decent photo.

**blood guard26**

granted. the government is curious as to how someone could possibly be soooo good at something after making a wish on a seedy internet site. you now live in a box at area 51, have fun!!

I wish i wouldn't have to do a freaking survey just do unlock a download.

**snurl**

Granted. You don't. But it takes two days to download the file.

I wish Facebook would go away.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. No one takes any more photographs of their dinner to post. No one tells everyone they know they love someone/thing.
No more facebook spam emails.

Facebook is then replaced by Headbook, which is identical. All hope for the internet dies.

I wish my tea had more caffeine in it.

**liquidjoshi**

More caffiene, sure, but it's sourced from Cyanide.

I wish for peace on Earth.

**snurl**

Granted. There is no violence. For the time being, because a lot of HALO players are looking for you because their games wont work.

I wish for a game system.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but its bronycart 3

I wish for caster armour

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. You now have armour made of caster sugar.
Bees become your friends.

I wish I had 5 more failcast wraithguard.

**master of ordinance**

Granted but they look more like nurgles children

I wish that my caster armor was made of black steel and not sugar

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Except it's too heavy for you to wear, let alone even lift.
I wish I could upgrade my body to not require sleep or get sick.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, unfortunately its also upgraded to not do a bunch of other things, namely slanneshi things.

I wish I had a tribble as a pet that would never reproduce.

**Hanith**

Granted. Upon receiving said tribble, it promptly jumps on your shoulder and attempts to reproduce. Many times. Every day.

I wish I had a bologna sandwich with munster cheese, mayo and spinach.

**snurl**

Granted. You have your sandwich but before you get a bite a huge dog grabs it and runs off with it.

I wish I could hear better.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you can hear grass grow. Unfortunately its quite a disgustng sound, you become an Agoraphobe.

I wish finals were over.

**snurl**

Granted. Finals are finally over. You find to your dismay that"LOL Wut?" is not an acceptable answer for an essay question.

I wish for an easy night.

**Far Seer**

Granted. It's so easy that you quickly get bored and turn the difficulty to extreme. Enjoy your extreme dinner, extreme shower, extreme sleep, extreme waking up as you hear some extreme thieves break into your house, extreme style.

I wish Godus would go well.

**snurl**

Granted. It has to, Molyneux is involved.

I wish for good wings after work.

**Admiral Valerian**

**blood guard26**

granted. they're so good, that flapping them once sends you hurtling into... well... use your imagination.

I wish i my life had an undo, and delete history option.

**master of ordinance**

Granted you accidentaly delete the day you where born

I wish my black steel caster armour has the usual small furnace pack on the back that powers the armours power field and lifts itself. It also doesnt burn me and increases my already immense magic powers(focus20

)

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, your magic powers are now so immense, that the governments of the world decide you are a threat. They trick you into boarding a rocket and blast you into space.

I wish I was able to become indivisible.

**snurl**

PredaKhaine wrote:
I wish I was able to become indivisible.

Granted. You are the American Republic.

I wish there was an easier way to remove mold lines from figures.

**blood guard26**

granted. a chainsaw, be careful...

I wish people would stop wishing for new/improved versions of their previous corrupted wish.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. The wish for new, improved wishes, but with terrible grammar.

I wish my PC was better.

**snurl**

Granted. Your PC was better. When you bought it.

I wish the people who cast these resin "kits" would have to actually attempt to assemble a few.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. They have no problems as they assemble the only perfectly cast ones.

I wish that i jumped off the rocket before it launched and survived unharmed along with my black steel furnace powered caster armour.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you jump out of that rocket. Straight in the the other rocket that was put there as insurance. This fires you straight into space again.
They also use their own magic to change your black steel furnace powered caster armour into MLP wallpaper. With a fluffy bunny on the back, instead of a furnace.

I wish GW would tell people the release schedule.