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**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Dakka magically becomes like it was in the olden days. Up to and including all the problems, glitches, kinks, and bad peeps. (Thumbs up for rose-tinted nostalgia!)
I wish I had the funds to buy a Pre-Heresy World Eaters Army.

**snurl**

Granted. Either that or pay the rent.

I wish Dakka was like the old days too.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Dakka Dakka is exactly like the old days, meaning this thread would never have existed, meaning I would never have granted your wish. Time paradox!

I wish I could get through all these books.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, I load you into a basilisk and launch you through the books. Bloody pages, and humie bits everywhere!

I with I could moonwalk on the sun.

**snurl**

Granted. You can. For a very breif moment.

I wish the sun was shining here today.

**Far Seer**

Granted. However all the vampires in your area go berserk, killing everyone.

I wish I could get through these books without being killed or blown up.

**tyrant of loserville**

Granted. You become a termite and eat all your precious books, and it gives you bad termite diarrhea.

I wish Diablo 3 didnt suck.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. Diablo 3 now blows.

I wish for enough snow to stop me getting to work.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortunately it snows directly on your house, trapping you in. You die from starvation a few weeks after being snowed in.

I wish I could read Java.

**Dark Apostle 666**

Granted, but this "Java" of which you speak, becomes your sole method of communication for the foreseeable future.
Could make ordering takeaway problematic.

I wish something interesting would happen...

**snurl**

Granted. Your neighborhood is infested with gremlins who delight in setting Rube Goldberg style deathtraps everywhere.

I wish for my WD magazine to arrive in the mail.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortunately it's 500x worse than usual. Your brain explodes from all the gak in it.

I wish WD was a great magazine.

**snurl**

Granted. It is perfect in every way, with freebies. But they only print 1 and it costs far too much.

I wish my WD would be delivered on the same date each month.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. It is delivered on the 28th of every month.

(also, that isn't perfect in everyway

)

I wish WD wasn't so expensive or gakky

**tyrant of loserville**

Granted. WD now features 49% Ads instead of 50% and costs only one leg.

I wish the Dreamforge minis will be delivered tomorrow.

**snurl**

Granted. They are delivered, but someone niks their box before you get it.

I wish for better weather.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Better weather. For fish

I wish for naughty things

**PredaKhaine**

You get a pile of knives, guns and grenades.
The police are knocking on your door though...

I wish I had £228 to spend on an eldar forgeworld flier.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Granted. Unfortuanely it's all fake. You get arrested.

I wish I had a fully working rhino in Crimson Fist colours, and a driving liscence.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - enjoy your motorbike licence. Now you can just sit and look at your tank and wish.

I wish I could control the weather just by telling the clouds what to do.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You tell them to go away and never come back. A few months later all life is extuinguished on earth due to a lack of rain.

I wish to kill beiber in the most painful way possible.

**Squigsquasher**

Granted. You kill him in a way that is excruciatingly painful...for you. You stab knives into your hands and batter him to death with the handles.

I wish for the Evangelion Soul of Chogokin SPEC figures (those things are awesome).

**The Shadow**

Granted. But every time you look at them, your eyes start to burn.

I wish I could play the drums.

**Breotan**

Granted. But you'll never ever be able to keep a beat.

I wish Grace Park would leave her husband for me.

**snurl**

Granted. She does but her husband gets to you first and he is not happy. You are maimed for life. When she sees you she is repulsed and runs away with your lawyer.

I wish Forgeworld models were sold in stores everywhere.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Forgeworld and all the health problems related to resin coming to a store near you! Including food stores and supermarkets! Yum!

I wish Forgeworld is a cheap alternative to 40k.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. But the models are all vague blobs and the resin is now highly toxic.

I wish for a pSorsha model.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted. It's made of play dough though.

I wish the weekend was here.

**Breotan**

Granted. But it ends in four minutes and you need to be at work in five.

I wish Games Workshop would stop making models in Finecast fake resin and make everything in plastic.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They also introduce a 500% price increase as well.
I wish Games Workshop had price decreases for the next five years.