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2013/04/06 21:48:55
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, he instead wished for a purple sheep.
I wish I had been able to corrupt Blood guard's wish.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/04/07 11:08:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. You give me 2 red sheep.
I wish my wish had been corrupted.
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2013/04/07 11:38:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. They both die of a horrible disease. Whith then makes a species jump, and infects you.
Have a nice day 
I wish for three more wishes!
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2013/04/07 18:56:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have 3 wishes, but they are all for red sheep.
I wish for less sheep oriented wishing.
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2013/04/08 01:39:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Brainy Zoanthrope
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Granted, but now they're all about fuzzy wool pajamas.
I wish I had fuzzy wool pajamas.
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2013/04/08 04:08:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get them, but the sheep is still inside and does not seem interested in coming out without a fight.
I wish for some uninterrupted painting time.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/08 04:12:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are convicted of manslaughter and now have 20 years to paint stuff.
I wish for more sheep wishes.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/04/08 04:12:54
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/04/08 11:05:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted, my wish causes you to be eaten by sheep.
I wish for Grey Templar to be eaten by sheep!
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2013/04/08 11:40:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - though he possesses the sheep, forms a gestalt sheep monster and comes after you...
I wish I knew why sheep appear to have invaded this thread?
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/08 11:44:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. But the knowledge is so horrific that you cannot live with it, and commit suicide by throwing yourself at a hungry carnivorous sheep monster.
I wish to be the Ultra Sheep Lord!
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2013/04/08 12:10:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted but he murders you in your sleep.
I wish for a brother who is quiet.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/08 12:10:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted but he murders you in your sleep.
I wish for a brother who is quiet.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/08 12:23:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. Silent. But deadly. Oh, so deadly.
I wish for no accidental double posts.
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2013/04/08 12:48:02
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - everyone makes deliberate quadruple posts.
I wish you were the ultra sheep lord - but part weresheep. so you spend 55 minutes in every hour painfully transforming from sheep to you and back again.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/08 12:51:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Awww... Granted. But after a few weeks, I am cured, and decide to try to kill you.
I wish to have a gun.
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2013/04/08 13:02:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you have a gun. A spud gun.
I wish that having been alerted in this thread of your pending attempt on my life, I'm ready and waiting.
With the ultimate weapon (Old metal dreadnought in a sock).
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/08 14:02:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. This knowledge keeps you up all night, every night, and you die of extreme sleep deprivation (I just wait it out).
I wish for some coffee.
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2013/04/09 04:37:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But sheep made it. It tastes Baaaaad.
I wish for less drama at work.
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2013/04/09 05:09:23
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, instead there's more sheep molesting.
I wish people stopped making such easily corrupted wishes.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/04/09 07:17:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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Granted. they move on to wishing about red sheep.
Just to shake things up a little, I wish for a GREEN sheep.
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2013/04/09 12:45:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Green sheep?! Thats beyond the pale!
anyway...Granted - you get a red sheep that hulks into a green sheep and goes on a rampage, destroying all of the following fast food chains.
Boost Juice
Chicken Treat
Chooks Fresh & Tasty
Donut King
Eagle Boys
Fast Eddys
Healthy Habits
Henny Penny (restaurant)
Hungry Jack's
Noodle Box
Oporto (restaurant)
Pancake Parlour
Pizza Capers
Pizza Haven
Red Rooster
Subway (restaurant)
Uncle Tony's Kebabs
It's a vindictive/talented sheep and cross referenced your flag and wikipedia for a list of the said chains.
I wish I could make mattel see that they should release Blast Attak (from the He-man Line) again. A suicide bomber is a great kids toy...
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/04/09 13:42:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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PredaKhaine wrote:Green sheep?! Thats beyond the pale!
anyway...Granted - you get a red sheep that hulks into a green sheep and goes on a rampage, destroying all of the following fast food chains.
Boost Juice
Chicken Treat
Chooks Fresh & Tasty
Donut King
Eagle Boys
Fast Eddys
Healthy Habits
Henny Penny (restaurant)
Hungry Jack's
Noodle Box
Oporto (restaurant)
Pancake Parlour
Pizza Capers
Pizza Haven
Red Rooster
Subway (restaurant)
Uncle Tony's Kebabs
It's a vindictive/talented sheep and cross referenced your flag and wikipedia for a list of the said chains.
I wish I could make mattel see that they should release Blast Attak (from the He-man Line) again. A suicide bomber is a great kids toy...
Granted. Unfortunately they give him a turban and call him "Towel Head". Mattel is promptly shut down.
I wish I could give Shinji Ikari a hug.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/04/09 15:08:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But to do it you must disguise yourself as a sheep in order to sneak up on him.
I wish the ice cream truck would come by today.
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2013/04/09 16:49:21
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted. You are ran over by one.
I wish my wish is not corrupted.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/09 17:39:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your wish is not corrupted. Nothing happens.
I wish to drive the ice cream truck.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/04/09 17:41:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted. But as you drive you drive over a cliff and die.
I wish to be a Chaos Raptor.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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2013/04/09 17:43:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but you are hijacked by Ben&Jerry extremists demanding free Rocky Road who use your truck to carbomb a 31 flavors while you are still onboard.
I wish I had some Cherry Ice Cream.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/04/09 18:54:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. But it's not the cherry you were expecting.
Nor was it, in fact, Ice Cream, per se.
I wish to wish a wish that had not been wished before by wishers.
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2013/04/09 18:59:30
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you come up with a wish thats never ever been wished before. Unfortunately someone comes up with the same wish a half second later and manages to Ninja you. The wish involves 3 frogs and an extremely drunk Panda.
I wish I had more Space Marines.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/04/09 19:12:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Granted. But they're real. And follow chaos. And seem intent on sacrificing you...
I wish that Slaaneshi Draigo becomes permanent cannon in the WH40k universe.
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