corrupt a wish!

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**jaggedjaw**

Wish granted, but the character's rules and in game cannon were written by Matt Ward.

I wish my wish was corrupted.

**snurl**

Granted. Your wish was corrupted. But then it really went nasty.

I wish for some cookies that taste good.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get cookies that taste good. Full of carcinogens, but they taste fantastic.

I wish that I stole everyone's left shoe.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but the shoes all have deadly fungi inside.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**blood guard26**

granted. but you never tell in the hopes of forgetting the "red sheep" era.

I wish to weigh 1% more then than an infinite mass.

**Alfndrate**

blood guard26 wrote:
granted. but you never tell in the hopes of forgetting the "red sheep" era.

I wish to weigh 1% more then than an infinite mass.

Granted, but you have less than .01% of your current finite height.

I wish for my student loans to be paid off.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, I pay them off. I now own you and all your future income.

I wish you get the best paid job in the world.

**black templar**

Granted. You are now the worlds greatest whore.

I wish for a pizza.

**Alfndrate**

black templar wrote:
Granted. You are now the worlds greatest whore.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted, but I, the world's greatest whore, deliver it nude... I'm a fat white guy.

I wish that people would respect my job.

**black templar**

Oh yer!

Granted. But you are so respected people swarm to you and you are trampled to death.

I wish Supernatural season 8 comes out now.

**Alfndrate**

black templar wrote:
Oh yer!

Granted. But you are so respected people swarm to you and you are trampled to death.

I wish Supernatural season 8 comes out now.

Granted, but it becomes Twilight: The Television Series.

I wish for nothing since I have the sweet embrace of death...

or eternal afterlife in the Emperor's warmth.

**black templar**

Granted. but you are tricked by Tzeentch and dragged into the warp to become his eternal slave.

I wish for a pet goldfish called Bob.

**snurl**

Granted. But all it does is bob slowly while lying on top of the water.

I wish work was fun again.

**Selym**

Granted. It's so fun that it is all you do, and you have no time for anything else. You subsequently die of hunger.

I wish to wish an incorruptible wish.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you get beaten to death by someone else for having an uncorruptible wish.

I wish I knew how to read english.

**blood guard26**

granted. bu ev ry w rd s mis ing let er.

I wish i knew the meaning of the word fiddle.

**black templar**

Granted. But you forget the knowledge in 30 seconds.

I wish to be humanities new God.

**matapata98**

granted, but humanity then becomes atheist

I wish for money with no criminal links, or other such things

**Alfndrate**

Edited

**matapata98**

lol, I ninja'd

**Alfndrate**

matapata98 wrote:
granted, but humanity then becomes atheist

I wish for money with no criminal links, or other such things

Granted, but the economy collapses and you become poor since your money has no value.

I wish I was 50 pounds lighter.

**black templar**

Granted. But it is replaced with helium and you float away.

I wish for a good porn site.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, but in his role as the worlds greatest whore, all porn sites are now full of Alfndrate pole dancing.

I wish all the other geordies were watching Black Templar. Unless I've already wished that. In which case I wish for a new wish.

**black templar**

Granted. All Geordies refer me as the new God and I grant you you new wish but it is so corrupt the four chaos gods fear it.

I wish I was a shark.

**Selym**

black templar wrote:
Granted. All Geordies refer me as the new God and I grant you you new wish but it is so corrupt the four chaos gods fear it.

I wish I was a shark.

Granted. A land shark.
You are promptly hunted to death by fearful humans

I wish for cake.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you have catfood cake.

I wish I could do a somersault.

**blood guard26**

granted. you somersault sideways into a different dimension, one where everyone you know and love have turned into reed sheep.

I wish that I could multiply infinity

**Selym**

granted. But it breaks the universe.

I wish to be Typhus.

**blood guard26**

granted. next time you die you will respawn as typhus

i wish that if this wish is false it will be corrupted and if its true you must ignore this wish.

suck on a paradox!!!

**Selym**

blood guard26 wrote:
granted. next time you die you will respawn as typhus

i wish that if this wish is false it will be corrupted and if its true you must ignore this wish.

suck on a paradox!!!

You wish for some faux fox fur. It is thusly false. It then strangles you as you sleep.
/Masterminded!

I wish to be unkillable!