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**Alfndrate**

Selym wrote:
blood guard26 wrote:
granted. next time you die you will respawn as typhus

i wish that if this wish is false it will be corrupted and if its true you must ignore this wish.

suck on a paradox!!!

You wish for some faux fox fur. It is thusly false. It then strangles you as you sleep.
/Masterminded!

I wish to be unkillable!

Granted, but you die of old age

I wish to win a Golden Daemon using Chapterhouse Studio pieces.

**Selym**

Granted, but GW somehow sues you for copyright.

I wish GW would get better.

**blood guard26**

granted, however the price is both arms and both legs. you must lie there forever in agony until you manage to lift the curse

I wish to be invulnerable.

**Selym**

Granted, it's a 7+ save on a D6.

I wish for the price (but not the quality) of WH40k miniatures to go down.

**Gorskar.da.Lost**

Granted, unfortunately this leads to the discontinuation of several of the units you like in order to make funds available to do so.

I wish for a chance to visit Australia again.

**Alfndrate**

Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
Granted, unfortunately this leads to the discontinuation of several of the units you like in order to make funds available to do so.

I wish for a chance to visit Australia again.

Granted, but Australia, being Australia has several critters that can kill a man easily attack you... Unfortunately you are killed by a drop bear...

I wish for a nice brewed cup of tea atm.

**Selym**

Granted. But for some reason, it tastes like almonds.

...It was cyanide...

I wish for some pie.

**Alfndrate**

Selym wrote:
Granted. But for some reason, it tastes like almonds.

...It was cyanide...

I wish for some pie.

Granted, but it's Meg Griffin's Hair Pie

I wish it was lunch time D:

**Selym**

Granted. On the other side of the world.

I wish to have more fun.

**jaggedjaw**

granted, you are now a rock.

I wish I was the first person to post on this thread.

**snurl**

Granted. The thread promptly tanks and sinks into oblivion. Good job!

I wish we played the click game here.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you aren't allowed to play.

I wish my wish rhymed.

**blood guard26**

granted. but since nothing rhymes with orange, you create a paradox and you annihilate yourself.

I wish for 9

**Alfndrate**

blood guard26 wrote:
granted. but since nothing rhymes with orange, you create a paradox and you annihilate yourself.

I wish for 9

Granted, but Seven ate him....

I wish I were a Primarch other than Horus, Ferrus, or the 2 from the lost legions.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, you are now Guts, Primarch of the Angry Marines.

I wish I had the same wish as the guy before me did, but better.

**snurl**

Granted. You are a Primarch from one of the lost legions. But you evaporate because you're a myth.

I wish this glue would dry faster.

**Panzer1944**

Granted. Every time you touch a glue bottle it instantly dries inside the container.

I wish GW would drop Yarricks point value.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but he is now a normal guardsman.

I wish Matt Ward was fired from anything having to do with wargaming, movies, video games, novels, and political positions of power.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. He then builds a world dictatorship from his own working Dreadknight suit.

I wish for more candy pizza.

**Tyragorn**

Granted, but it's made of plastic.

I wish for children to feed my ever growing lusts.

**snurl**

Granted. You are butchered by the Emporer's Children.

I wish for more primer.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but a fire blows it all up.

I wish for more cowbell.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. In Halo. You get smashed over and over by flying detritus from across the map.

I wish for 96.5% more wubs (cookie to whoever gets the reference).

**Squigsquasher**

Granted, you are forced to listen to whatever gak Skrillex have pumped out, at full volume. Lots of wubs.

I wish Bandai would make more Evangelion Robot Damashii figures.

**snurl**

Granted. But they sell out before you know about them.
I wish to find a new place to game at.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, enjoy hell.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

**Tyragorn**

Granted, although you could have done it yourself...

I wish I was alive.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you find yourself to be permanently parylized.

I wish the guy who tried to corrupt my wish became Matt Ward.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Granted, but now there's two Matt Wards, and they just love bouncing Fluff ideas off each other...

I wish all the commissars in my regiment had their pistols/swords replaced with nerf guns/swords.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but the 2 Wards make the stats of Nerf weapons Str10 Ap1 and plant evidence of Heresy on your person. You become the first human fatality of a nerf weapon.

I wish I could fly.