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2013/07/16 14:23:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, you get the first mission for free, with each mission on from that paid DLC for £9.99 each. Also, it's done by EA.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/16 14:39:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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No wish. You are sent to live in a beige house with oaps. With nicotine stained walls. Nothing to do, nowhere to go. One clock ticks very loudly and can be heard through the house.
You also know that all your friends are out having fun and you can't join them.
I wish for an inventive corruption.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/07/16 18:21:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are skinned by a belt sander and dragged across the salt flats @ 150 mph. Then you are forced to watch Twilight movies.
I wish for some rain soon.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/07/16 18:40:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. Activating acid rain maker.
I wish squigsquasher would change his avatar to something moar family-friendly.
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2013/07/16 19:03:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now its Manson Family friendly.
I wish for moar nipples.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/16 22:45:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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 But this one makes me feel...pretty...
Anyway:
I wish for moar nipples.
Granted. You wake up to find your whole body covered with inflamed, lactating nipples.
I wish I could be the Daemonette depicted on my avatar.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/16 23:15:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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granted, however your avatar depicts one of the daemons the GKs have trapped in a Tessaract. Enjoy the nothingness that awaits you.
I wish I had a real Tessaract that couldn't suck me in.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/07/17 06:05:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have one but batteries for the thing are impossible to find.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/07/17 07:27:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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No wish. Squigsquasher has hesheit's way with your tender bits.
I wish for pandas!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/07/17 15:04:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Major
Fortress of Solitude
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Granted, they are all dead and malaria infested.
I want an umbrella.
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Celesticon 2013 Warhammer 40k Tournament- Best General
Sydney August 2014 Warhammer 40k Tournament-Best General |
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2013/07/17 18:53:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Incubus
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Granted, it is made out of copper.
I wish for whatever I write to happen.
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Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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2013/07/17 18:57:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Granted, you also have permanent writers block.
I wish it was Saturday.
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2013/07/17 18:59:30
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Incubus
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I don't have writers block- (fits because I actually type that when I have writers block.)
(clarifiying edit) I wish (Clarifying edit)Things written in parantheses don't count as writing.(counts as extension of first wish)
It is saturday, unfortunately its the last satuday before humans go extinct.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2013/07/17 20:57:31
Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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2013/07/17 19:03:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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No wish!
I escape from the Tesseract vault (in Daemonette form) and ravish you.
I wish for a more convenient computer setup.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/17 20:56:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Incubus
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 Squigsquasher wrote:No wish!
I escape from the Tesseract vault (in Daemonette form) and ravish you.
I wish for a more convenient computer setup.
Sure, it is in the middle of the desert.
I made a wish, so you " ravished" a nurgling
I wish the nurgling gave you horrible diseases.
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Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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2013/07/18 02:29:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted. But they all have cures
I wish for a delicious cake.
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2013/07/18 03:49:38
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, I made you a cake that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO delicious...that I ate it.
I wish for some water to wash it down with.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/18 05:54:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its Squigsquasher's bathwater.
I wish for a good idea.
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2013/07/18 07:42:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Booming Thunderer
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granted but you forgot your idea
i wish i had a uni degree
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2013/07/18 14:15:01
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Incubus
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Granted but its in polish lit.
I wish I could program better.
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Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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2013/07/18 15:31:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ERROR 223781: This user is currently at large and has no fixed position
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Granted. Except instead of getting better everyone else gets worse so that you are better in comparison and now nobody can make video games anymore.
I wish for more time to play my Rome total war Selucid Empire campaign.
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2013/07/18 16:49:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are thrown back in time and get to play it live, for the rest of your (short) life.
I wish the meeting gous well.
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2013/07/18 18:48:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Granted: The meeting goes well... bad
I wish for Various foodstuffs to rain from the sky
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2013/07/18 18:55:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Granted: Its made of soylent greens
I wish I never had to sleep
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2013/07/18 18:58:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, you are part of a sick experiment by a mad scientist. You are chained to a table and constantly pumped full of rotating stimulants. You never sleep and you never die, but you go completely insane.
I wish I had some fuzzy slippers.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2013/07/18 18:58:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, unfortunately the slippers are cursed and you are stuck in a non-stop waking nightmare, where the walls bleed, the floor screams at you, and going through a door can bring you face to face with the embodiment of fear itself.
I wish I could get .flow to work.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/18 21:49:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Incubus
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You do, unfortunately I have no idea what it is so hilarity insues.
I wish I could read minds at will, and could not read minds at will.
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Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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2013/07/18 22:06:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you read my mind and your head explodes from being subjected to my filthy, demented thought patterns.
(Amusingly, my wish came true and the game is working!)
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2013/07/19 00:41:53
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, you take some pills and your headache goes away...but so does the rest of the feeling in your body.
I wish for two powerfists that, once put together at the wrists, would unleash a plasmacannon blast.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2013/07/19 01:26:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Incubus
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The plasma cannon blast is directed toward you.
I wish flames of war sold plastic that was of similar quality to their current stuff, and it cost the same as it did now- or slightly less.
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Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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