corrupt a wish!

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**snurl**

Granted. You wish even harder that you had read the card first. Happy Birthday doesn't pass muster for anniversaries.

I wish Mrs. Snurl could make up her mind.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted Mrs Snurl makes up her mind...to remove your foot with a rusty saw. She wouldn't want you escaping now would she?

I wish for an extremely lengthy, verbiose corruption.

**Selym**

Granted, Lord Nurgle pulls you into his stomach, where you shall slowly, agonizingly, rot for all eternity!

I wish that the wish after mine is uncorrupted.

**mudhutman222**

Granted, I wish that my wish is corrupted.

**mudhutman222**

Granted, I wish that my wish is corrupted.

**marrowick**

Granted. It's corrupted so badly that no one ever corrupts it. If that makes sense... I wish that the wish after the wish after the wish after this wish is not corrupted.

**Selym**

Tzeentch changes your wish to "I wish to burn forever in unholy fire". It is granted.

I wish to watch marrowick burn

**Rotary**

Granted, you give her a new credit 'card' attached to your name and she promptly blows 10k on a girls retreat to las vegas with an attractive pool boy.

I wish i had more days off before going back to work.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you're made immortal and given Deadpool's healing factor cranked up 5,000% and thrown in the barbecue pit with him as dinner and a show. You're dinner and he's the show.

I wish to be one of the Demons that feast upon Selym's flesh. (For the LULZ, not to eat human flesh.)

**marrowick**

Rotary wrote:
Granted, you give her a new credit 'card' attached to your name and she promptly blows 10k on a girls retreat to las vegas with an attractive pool boy.

*Ahem* I am a guy.

**snurl**

Granted. Chaoticmind eats flesh while Marrowick remains confused about it's gender. When it's true gender is discovered, Chaoticmind bites it off and runs away.

I wish for more life sized human skeletons that don't look fake.

**wolfmerc**

Granted you are over run by actual living skeletons that take over your town and rule it's people with a bony fist.

i wish that this wish is in-corruptible.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. The wish is incorruptible. You are eaten by a shark. I wish I was better at painting my tyranids.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you invent a machine which increases the tyranid size to actual (in universe) size and then you find that although the detail is incredibly easy to paint, you go bankrupt from having to buy so many GW paint pots.

I wish for the numbers 3 and 4 to be replaced with many and lots.
So numbers now go 1,2,many,lots. Lots is now every number above 3.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, but a new numbers are added, it now goes 1, 2, E, many, pie, lots, potato. Potato is any number larger than 4 / Inconceivable and e is larger than 2 but less than 3 and pie is pi.

I wish to understand potato in this new world.

**snurl**

Granted. To understand Potato you become potato, and you are sliced into Lots of fries.

I wish for a fine week of vacation.

**helgrenze**

Granted, on day one you are arrested and given a fine of 6 days of community service to be served immediately.

I wish for some cool weather.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. It is so cold you die of frostbite. I wish I had bigger gw paint pots to paint my big tyranids.

**sing your life**

Granted, but they cost £30 each.

I wish I could jump the gun.

**Selym**

Granted, but you sound like a douchbag when you do it.

I wi-

sing your life wrote:
Granted, you now have to spend forever as my slave! NOW GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

I wish for £100,000,000, so that I can make very inventive ways of making Selym's life harder..

**Overlord Thraka**

No wish? You spend all time playing barbie video games and watch My little pony super sappy edition

i wish for WAAAAGH

**Selym**

Overlord Thraka wrote:
No wish? You spend all time playing barbie video games and watch My little pony super sappy edition

i wish for WAAAAGH

Waddaya mean no wish?

I got interrupted, had my with corrupted and had a new wish placed in the same post! >:O

:/

**KommissarKiln**

Overlord Thraka wrote:
No wish? You spend all time playing barbie video games and watch My little pony super sappy edition

i wish for WAAAAGH

Granted. You are responsible for a WAAAGH apocalypse involving all forms of Gretchin springing forth from the earth. Orks and grotz and squigs all run riot through your town and nearby cities. The weakening government lacks the military capability to repel the threat and the invasion cannot be contained. A plethora of nations swiftly fall to the bloody WAAAGH Kilngore within a matter of days; all the while, the death toll skyrockets. Those not slaughtered are used as rations for squiggoths in a cruel "dinnah-an'-a-show!" manner. If only you had not wished for WAAAGH, perhaps this world could have been saved, and your ribs not caught between a squiggoth's incisors. In short, humanity is annihilated in its relative youth, you have been used as chow (not before seeing the full scale of your wish), and all of this is the fault of you and I.

I wish someone else would wish for me, yet still corrupt it in a lengthy, detailed paragraph packed with strong imagery.

**Rotary**

Granted but I posted the paragraph with strong imagery offline. This is all you will ever see.....

I wish for world peace.

**mudhutman222**

Granted. You move to mars and there is war there. I wish I had more hormagaunts

**Selym**

Granted. Live ones.

I wish for the wish in here to be answered:

Selym wrote:
Granted, but you sound like a douchbag when you do it.

I wi-

sing your life wrote:
Granted, you now have to spend forever as my slave! NOW GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!

I wish for £100,000,000, so that I can make very inventive ways of making Selym's life harder..

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get £100,000,000 - you spend it all on making Selyms life harder by replacing all of his stuff with hand carved versions made of rock - so rock clothes, trainers, tv etc. Then after you've spent all your money, you find out that he actually enjoyed his more austeer lifestyle.

I wish horse racing was replaced with hormaguant racing.

**Selym**

Granted, and it is spectacular! I don't want to corrupt this wish, as I like it, so:
One day some gaunts get loose and cause a small massacre. It becomes a new kind of sport

I wish to watch this new sport

**snurl**

Granted. The cheap seats are in the front row and there you are. From out of the gate they come, directly towards you. Before you can run you are dinner.
I wish to see the above on the evening news.

**Selym**

Granted. However, it turns out that in this game, the gaunts were swapped with daemons (which is how they were able to run amok), and they destroy the world (with you on it).

I wish to now be one of those daemons.