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Granted. But when you try to sniff it, you forget about your wish and collapse
i wish for people who aren't into 40k to stop calling my dudes toys

Granted, but now they call them dolls
I wish for GW to release new sisters models

Granted. However your now 100 years old and no one at the old home wants to play.

I wish I had a closer FLGS.

Granted, you lose your home due to corporate shinanigans, and it is bought. There's your new FLGS.

I wish senpai would notice me!

Granted. Sort of. They notice your like of anime and think you are strange but don't notice anything else.

I wish my fingers didn't smell like fish.

Granted, they smell like rotten fish

I wish I had some GS

Granted but as always the corrupt a wish machine confuses your abbreviation and delivers you some Girl Scouts.

You are promptly arrested and made into someone else's little boy toy...

I wish I had a plastic bag for all these Christmas cards!

Granted. You and your cards are sealed inside a plastic bag, soon to suffocate.

I wish i had not read Revival so quickly.

Granted. Your reading slows down since all you see from now on is written in a mix of hierogyphs and Cuneiform script.

I wish I would know what I want for my birthday.

 1hadhq wrote:
Granted. Your reading slows down since all you see from now on is written in a mix of hierogyphs and Cuneiform script.

I wish I would know what I want for my birthday.

Granted its the blackest gift of all..........................Nothing

I wish it was 2 weeks from now (woo endtime skaven)

Granted. Its two weeks from now. GW has delayed any further end times releases due to rules rewrites, and you got laid, but you missed it.

I wish vacation was longer.

Granted, vacation is now .02 seconds longer

I wish my skaven-owning brother would actually play warhammer, so I could paint more Skaven.

Granted, but you don't have any time to paint.

I wish Necrons weren't so hard to kill.

Granted. Necrons are the easiest thing to kill in 40k. No one takes them and the army is shortly discontinued.

I wish everyone a happy new year.

Granted, GW Makes a pimp new Sisters of Battle codex that's Top Tier Balanced, and gives me a supplementary 1850pt force for being a loyal fanboy.

I wish for more ork boyz

Granted, the ork boyz defeat your supplementary 1850pt force of Sisters of Battle.

I wish for one of the Skaven Verminlords when they come out.

Granted but the model's rules suck and are unplayable.

I wish for sammeal master of the ravenwing.

Granted. He is made from finecast.

I wish to find some bargains later today.

Granted, you find a great deal on after-Christmas trees.

I wish I didn't have this cold.

Granted, it turns out what you thought where just symptoms of a cold was actually anthrax poisoning

I wish I had a Cold One Knight

Granted. The Cold one craps all over your living room.

I wish one of the stores near here carries Bolt Action.

Granted but its 3 million % marked up

I wish my house could clean itself.

Granted, but deposits the muck on your neighbour's house. They are not amused.

I insert a cookie.

Make a wish.

You receive a note saying "Wrong thread"

I wish Sgt_Smudge had made a wish

(Terribly sorry about that!)
You receive a cookie.

I wish that I had wished for something.

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
(Terribly sorry about that!)
You receive a cookie.

I wish that I had wished for something.

Granted, however, contrary to your wish, this thread will continue.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted. But you wasted it on that. Sorry pal!


I wish for more Orkses Precious!

Granted, but you are now a schizophrenic who crawls and dresses like Tarzan

I wish for a cookie

Granted, but said cookie is maggot ridden and gives you a terrible illness.

I wish that my memory was a lot better.