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Granted your memory improves. You remember everything you ever learned, saw, or felt. The intense memories overwhelm you, culminated when you remember the moment of your birth. You die

We'z wishes we only had ONE person insides us!

Granted, but you now have another person following you around, and he has the most annoying Norwegian accent. I wish I had more 40K Chaos models.

 Matthew wrote:
Granted, but you now have another person following you around, and he has the most annoying Norwegian accent. I wish I had more 40K Chaos models.

Granted. However they are made of a combination of metal and finecast pieces.

I wish I could foresee lottery drawings a week in advance.

granted. You always find the winning ticket get purchased by the person in front of you in line.


I wish I knew what a annoying Norwegian accent sounds like

Granted.

You will constantly hear an annoyingly Norwegian accented voice in your head, driving you mad:
"Yes... YES! Smørrebrød! Smørrebrød! SMØRREBRØD!!!"




I wish I had infinite time.

Granted. You now have so much time it covers your entire body. In an attempt to kill the time you cause yourself to expire as well.

I wish I had plastic spoon

Granted. The plastic spoon was used to dig up the ground around a sewer line break, now it is all yours.

I wish I had some Mortars for Bolt Action.

Granted however, they were accidentally dropped in a blender and pureed.

I wish I knew why I keep posting on this thread.

Granted. You know why but do not have the ability to comprehend its meaning

I wish I knew why I keep posting in this thread.

Granted, but the revelation drives you to the point of hopelessness and insanity.

I wish for a chicken.

Granted, however, it is a chicken of the sea. And of Khorne.

I wish to be insane.

Granted. You now know why you keep posting on this thread.
I wish for another round of merciless fish-slapping to begin.

Granted, you are knocked out cold by the first slap and do not participate.

I wish that I had the biggest fish.

Granted. You are crushed by a "bigger fish".

I wish for a doo-dad.

Granted, but your doo-dad is stolen by a whosawhatsit, who uses it to destroy the whatayoucallit

I wish the number 2,222 could be represented by drawing a whale

Granted. After enough fish slaps, a drawing of a whale does resemble the number 2222.

I wish for an end to this cold snap.

Granted. The coming heat wave melts all your minis.

I wish my basement wasnt so cold so I could build some models.

Granted, your basement is now warm however you caught snurl's cold due to the extreme temperature rise.

I wish that history is really as anachronistic as Hollywood makes it out to be.

Granted. There is now a statue of an indian warrior with an AK47 in your front yard, for some reason.

I wish to roll some sixes when I need them.

Granted. You become Admiral William Adama and always roll the hard six. However you cease to exist as you are now a fictional character.

I wish my minis would paint themselves so I could drink more.

Granted, but with tiny hands, and large brushes... Eventually your house catches fire while you are away, and they all melt. Don't worry, they looked so bad your next with would be for them to die in fire.

I wish I had enough money.

Granted. You have enough money to buy some coffee.

I wish for more coffee.

Granted. You kill guardsman Bob and take his newly purchased coffee.

I wish my automatonic electronic harmonics were working correctly.

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted. You kill guardsman Bob and take his newly purchased coffee.

I wish my automatonic electronic harmonics were working correctly.

Granted. They are now operating correctly at a frequency far above human hearing.

I wish for the next person's wish to not be corrupted.

Granted. Thanks!

I wish for a better paying job so I can go on vacation more frequently, finally afford my SCUBA gear and be able to gather even more unpainted metal and resin.

Now back on task

Granted. Your wish for the next person is not corrupted however it is unable to be processed due to a 404 error.

I wish for a bag of trader joe's veggie sticks.

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted. You kill guardsman Bob and take his newly purchased coffee.

How could you snurl?

Granted, but they ran out of veggies, so your veggie sticks are made from tofu.

I wish I could return to the land of the living.

Granted. You are resurrected by a cup of my morning coffee, I pity your system shock roll.

I wish for a corrupted wish to be uncorrupted.

Ungranted....you cannot retconn a live thread. Guardsman Bob is alive and coffee!

I wish to complete my karate kid action figure line!

Granted, but they're from the remake.

I wish I had a manatee.

Granted. You have ALL of the action figures EVER PRODUCED for the Karate Kid. You are buried alive in the plastic heap. Sadly, you must ruin MIB packaging to dig yourself out from beneath it all.

I wish for a new era of GW management.