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Granted, the new era of GW management is also the last era, as GW is quickly run into the ground, then sold for parts.

I wish I could sentence better.

Granted. You are a Cunning Linguist.

I wish GW gave out free beer.

Granted however they only give out Keystone Light and Genny Light.

I wish GW gave out good free beer.

Granted, they give out all major brands however the beer itself is in the form of liquid finecast resin and beer label decals.

I wish 1980s toys made a comeback.

Granted, but they are the crappy ones.

I wish I had 5 pounds of oven bake clay.

Granted but our slip 2 dics in your back pickin up the box now you cant use it for 8 months.

I wish someone gave Matthew his manatee.

Granted. It soars out of the ocean and lands on Matthew crushing him into pulp.

Fine wish you made there!

I wish for more apples!

Granted its in a fine powered all around you. have fun breathing

I wish I could focus on painting.

Granted. You are focused on painting but you cannot focus on miniatures. You paint the kitchen and bath, then start prepping the foyer.

I wish to be able to decide what to paint next.

Granted. you decide to paint the cat.

I wish i wasnt out of ranch dip.

Granted. You now have a 4 year supply of 20 year old ranch dip.

I wish I had a wheelbarrow full of pennies.

Granted. But it's a wheel barrow in a map in Garry's mod. Enjoy spending you pennies that will vanish as soon as you swap maps

I wish for a real life working Atlas Assault Class Battlemech to land 20 feet away from me, NOT fall over and I wish I knew how to fuel and work it

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
Granted. But it's a wheel barrow in a map in Garry's mod. Enjoy spending you pennies that will vanish as soon as you swap maps

I wish for a real life working Atlas Assault Class Battlemech to land 20 feet away from me, NOT fall over and I wish I knew how to fuel and work it

Granted. you know How to fuel and work it but its far out of your ability to do so. you will be receiving a parking ticket in the next few days.

I wish i didnt have a cold.

Granted. You no longer have a cold but you do have dengue fever.

I wish I knew where my fish has gone.

you had it for dinner 10 years ago, dementia?

 rockerbikie wrote:
But you are put on lifesupport and you are a cripple.

I wish for a new Powerful Wood Elf Army book.

I wish people realised that to some "cripple" is just as offensive as "[see forum posting rules]" or "[see forum posting rules]"

and should be censored the same.

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Granted. Everyone is now so sensitive it causes global thermal nuclear war.

I wish The french didn't make such good breakfast foods.

Granted, The French are offended by your wish and stop breakfast altogether in protest.

I wish for less protests.

Granted, there's less protests and more fighting.

I we could all just stop hating each other.

Granted. The world becomes one huge love-in. The population explodes. Resources fail. Cannibalism ensues.

I wish to be able to walk out to the mailbox without having to put on all the clothes I own. This cold is like enough already.

Granted. Its now to hot to wear clothes so you get the mail naked. Women and children run and the cops are knocking at your door.

I wish people would stop complaining about the cold.

Granted. Due to Global Warming, and destruction oft he Ozone the temperature across the planet raises. Plants and animals are unable to deal with the massive climate change and quickly die off. Human beings are forced to revert back to being nomads who have to hunt for their food. Society collapses. People stop complaining about the cold and complain about the living conditions.

I wish for more snow in the south and in California.

Granted. There is now so much "snow" it is legalized. The country is thrown into the great pharmaceutical wars and none survive.

I wish we could skip February and go right to March.

Granted. You sleep through Februart and get fired for not showing up to work, but hey! it's mow march!

I wish for a working lightsaber. I also wish I knew enough about using it so as to not slice up anything I didn't want sliced up

Granted but the store who sold it to you violated some BS Fed law about background checks. You now off to the pen for a long long time........

I wish I had a real land speeder like Luke's.

Granted. It's real and a prop. Enjoy making hovering engine noises as you make pretend you can bullseye swamp rats.

I wish for Sgt. Rock to be made into a movie.

 JamesGang wrote:
Granted. It's real and a prop. Enjoy making hovering engine noises as you make pretend you can bullseye swamp rats.

I wish for Sgt. Rock to be made into a movie.

Granted. Sgt Rock is made into a movie. To be more specific, a musical. The music's yuck, the lyric's suck and the casting is all wrong. Trillions are put into this making this the biggest film of all time. 2 people go see it after Sherman tells us all "It stinks!".

I wish for a working T-16 Skyhopper, the knowledge and ability to pilot it, the mechanical ability (as well as parts, garage and tools) to repair it, and a licence to operate within the continental United States.

Granted. You have all of what you said and a bag of chips. It is your pride and joy. Someone hits you over the head, steals your speeder and you are placed in a coma for three years and are unable to recall the knowledge and ability to pilot another.

Gosh that just plain ol' Sucks....

I wish people would stop asking for Star Wars stuff and start asking for Battlestar Galactica crap instead.

Granted. People demand Battlestar Galactica items, but only to secretly convert them into Star Wars proxies.

I wish for Sgt. Rock and GI Combat featuring The Haunted Tank to be made into an absolutely perfect movie which earns a dozen academy awards and spawns several sequels and TV spinoffs.