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Granted. Due to lack of specification as to what people should do right, when throwing themselves into lava pools, they now aim for the spikiest rock perfectly every time.

I wish for salt.

Granted.You find yourself very small at the bottom of a bag of pretzels, covered in salt.

I wish I knew more about mold making.

Granted. You don't know what to do with the knowledge.

I wish for a rain shower.

Granted. A small cloud hovers over your head, follows you everywhere, and constantly drizzles all over you.

I wish for some more good old movies on TV.

Granted. They are very old.

I wish for a big rock to throw at somebody

Granted. A big rock crashes through the ceiling and hits your head. You will be able to throw it after a few months of therapy.

I wish for some good luck this weekend.

Granted. You have the best luck ever.

I wish for a warp core breach.

Granted, however nothing happens due to a reactor leak in detention block AA-23. A large leak that never got locked down.

I wish the new Star Wars movies won't suck.

Granted. They are so good that they are permanently sold out for 3-5 years before you get to see them.

I wish to roll a six when I need it most.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for more flash gitz.

Ugh..... Dude seriously?

 snurl wrote:
Granted. They are so good that they are permanently sold out for 3-5 years before you get to see them.

I wish to roll a six when I need it most.

Granted, it occurs when the dice falls off the table. Your re-roll is not so fortunate.

I wish I could have backed that Kickstarter....

Granted however, the company simply took all the money and ran.

I wish to win the 50-50 raffle at the Indoor Lacrosse game tonight.

Granted. You take home $5.

I wish for some tacticl genius.

Granted, when you play 40k you always end up playing some tactical genius and you never win a game again. You will rage quit the hobby and take up needlework.

I wish I knew how long I am going to live.

Granted. You will live to 140 years old and die surrounded by family and friends.

I wish for everything.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. You will live to 140 years old and die surrounded by family and friends.

I wish for everything.

I hate to say it but that was a corrupted wish as it means serious problems financially hahahahha

 JamesGang wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. You will live to 140 years old and die surrounded by family and friends.

I wish for everything.

I hate to say it but that was a corrupted wish as it means serious problems financially hahahahha

LOL.

I wish for a physical keyboard.

Granted, but your fingers fall off

I wish for some tasty sausages

Granted. They are tasty.

I wish for even more flash gitz.

KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 JamesGang wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. You will live to 140 years old and die surrounded by family and friends.

I wish for everything.

I hate to say it but that was a corrupted wish as it means serious problems financially hahahahha

LOL.

I wish for a physical keyboard.

Because this is better than your fingers falling off.



Granted, you receive moar flash gitz but you somehow catch fire and burn before you can truly use them to your potential.
A Gretchin smiles sneakily as your fungal spore ashes drift into the ether.

I wish it was raining in Carbondale, IL

 JamesGang wrote:

KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 JamesGang wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Granted. You will live to 140 years old and die surrounded by family and friends.

I wish for everything.

I hate to say it but that was a corrupted wish as it means serious problems financially hahahahha

LOL.

I wish for a physical keyboard.

That's a funny gif.

I wish for advanced machinery.

Granted. But it's so advanced you can't figure out how to start it or what it does.

I wish for some painting time tomorrow.

Granted. you have an infinite amount.

I with infinity was a number.

Granted. Infinity is a number. Just wait and see.

I wish for a tool that fixes everything.

Granted. However, this is tech-heresy. You are burned at the stake by a mob of angry Mechanicus Adepts.

I wish for no more spinal pain.

Granted. You are now a gastropod. What spine?

I wish for a sonic screwdriver.

Granted. But it is a duplicate.

I wish I did not have to read in 4th hour.

Granted. Your eyeballs have fallen out.

I wish things didn't drop off or fall out as much

Granted. Now they simply disappear, usually with a noisey fish slap.

I wish i could speak cat language.