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Granted. But all they post about is tropical storm Erika.

I wish I was listening to music.

Granted, you're listening to 1 Direction.

I wish I had a beard.

Granted. You have some decent stubble.

I wish I had a job.

Granted, you get a job. Something about blowing...

I wish to go to Alton Towers again.

Granted. You go just before they no longer allow visitors.

I wish to go home.

Granted. However, this is interpreted as the spot where every single atom in your body was created. You are instantly atomised as your body teleports to septillions of different locations at once.

I wish my cat was friendlier.

Granted. She is friendly, to your sister. But not you.

I wish for my NA myth to be approved.

Granted. The site crashes, and it's never seen again.

...How'd you know I have a sister?

I wish for more Ramen Noodles, chicken flavor.

Granted. The ramen is always underdone to the point of that weird gag inducing crunch

I wish for world peace

Granted, technology development stops because there's no reason to change.

I wish for Australia to to move thirteen centimeters left.

Granted. A massive earthquake happens that shifts the continent 13 centimeters to the left and kills millions of people.

I wish I had more money to spend on 40k stuff.

Granted, none of the buildings move, causing nationwide distress at this new threat to national security.

I wish I didn't find the end to the show How I Met Your Mother so saddening.

ZergSmasher wrote:Granted. A massive earthquake happens that shifts the continent 13 centimeters to the left and kills millions of people.

I wish I had more money to spend on 40k stuff.

Granted. Everything except GW stuff increases in price relative to the extra money you had, you still can't afford it.

2BlackJack1 wrote:Granted, none of the buildings move, causing nationwide distress at this new threat to national security.

I wish I didn't find the end to the show How I Met Your Mother so saddening.

Granted. You were now born a man.


I wish my boss wins lotto and never comes back to work

Granted. He never returns to work and closes the business as well. He waves to you now and then as he cruises by in his new Ferrari.

I wish 40K had been given the Aos treatment instead of WHFB.

 Verviedi wrote:
Granted. The site crashes, and it's never seen again.

...How'd you know I have a sister?

I wish for more Ramen Noodles, chicken flavor.

I guessed.

Anyway...

Granted. They are stale.

I wish for a Genestealer.

Granted, it gunned down by A-10s after a rampage that leaves 20,000 dead. Everyone blames you for it.

I wish they would make season 6 of Breaking Bad.

Granted. But they change the direction of the show completely.

I wish for a life sized model of the USS Equinox

Granted, it crashes into earth and devastates the entire north hemisphere.

I wish Walter hadn't killed Mike.

Granted. I will not try to corrupt that wish.

I wish for Erika to survive the Dominion Republic.

Granted. It dies two miles after the Dominican Republic.

No wish. You are sent to the Dominican Republic to clean up the mess.

I wish my last wish had been corrupted.

Granted, it was rather underwhelming.

I wish I had Johnny Depp in my bedroom.

Granted. He's playing Edward Scissorhands, and he's been taking combat drugs.

I wish Blue Team had stayed together during the first 3 Halo games.

Granted. They disband at the 4th game.

I wish for Ohio to change its name to OIIIIIIIO.

Granted, nobody acknowledges it.

I wish Feminists/Misandrists/Anyone 'fighting' for any gender would just shut up.

Granted, but only for 3 seconds.

I wish Walter hadn't killed Mike.

Granted. Mike respawns.

I wish for Erika to regenerate.

Granted. The entire water content of the storm appears compressed inside your torso.

I wish for more cake.

Granted. More chocolate cake.

I wish for Verviedi's cake.

Granted, you're slice of the cake is poisonous.

I wish that a new rule appeared where if someone doesn't corrupt a wish their wish is ignored in turn.