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**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. We all ignore it.

I wish to shake, shake, shake the kitty.

**JamesGang**

Granted, you shake the kitty. It dies and you are reported for animal cruelty.

I wish I remember where I have been the last several months.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You have been in Slaanesh's palace.

I wish upon a star.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, the light from that star is eons old. That star is dead. Like your wish.

I wish for all the kittens.

**sing your life**

Garnted, there are so many kittens they suffocate you like in DF.

I wish I could decide whever Movie Mondays, Titty Tuesdays, Warhammer Wednesdays or Fun Fridays are better.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You decide, and then immediately want to change your mind.

I wish I could バナナをたべます。

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, you can but it is illegal and you are arrested for it.

I wish people would wish for things I can understand and thus corrupt properly.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It happens that they understand.

I wish the Kazon hadn't taken Voyager

**sing your life**

Granted, the took your dignity and liberty instead.

In wish the UK governmant would legalise Marijuana on the 6th december this year.

**2BlackJack1**

Granted, but it then causes a spree of other, more lethal things being legalized and the entire country is soon plagued with gang rivalries and turf wars over the sudden burst of newly legal drugs.

I wish for pop music to actually be decent, and actually involves singing.

**sing your life**

No wish. The slappy fish set up an entire organisation dedicating ju8st to slapping you.

I wish people wouldn't forget to make wishes on this thread.

**Happyjew**

Granted. People don't forget to make wishes, they just choose not to.

I wish people would corrupt the wish in the last post of the thread, not wishes that were already corrupted, thus skipping over wishes that have not yet been corrupted.

**jmurph**

Granted, but they do such a poor job at it that the thread dies.

I wish for all the uncorrupted wishes in this thread to be corrupted.

**1hadhq**

Granted. You attracted chaos to this thread ... your wish will come true .. .for a price...

I wish pop music is replaced by metal. Because singing.

**kb_lock**

Granted. "Metal" is now so loosely defined that Nickelback becomes the poster child of it, and is now the only music legally allowed to be played by Rock/Metal/Pop radio stations.

I wish that I could fly

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You fly for a few seconds, then fall down.

I wish for Sing your life to play my survivor game.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They play, fail miserably and hate you forever because of it.

I wish Forge World would make Imperium models other than Titans and 30K.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. The only other thing Imperial they make is accessory sets for Titans and 30k.

I wish GW would get back to releasing new 40k stuff instead of AoS.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. They put their full attention onto "improving" 40K. *shudders*

I wish I could eat a banana.

**snurl**

Granted. You could, but its black and squishy and smells funny.

I wish I had remembered to look in here.

**korbenn**

Granted.
You look into this thread and only see,
lovecraftian levels of insaninty.

I wish for a real life pet Fennekin.

**master of ordinance**

korbenn wrote:
Granted.
You look into this thread and only see,
lovecraftian levels of insaninty.

I wish for a real life pet Fennekin.

Granted. Too bad your house is made of inflammable materials......

I wish for a lovely warm cup of tea

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, the milk was put in first.

I wish I knew how to program with Java.

**sing your life**

Garnted, the caffeine overdose makes you really jumpy and paranoid.

I wish Markiplier would post more GTA5 videos.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. After you make a stupid comment on one of them, he blocks you.

I wish Kes hadn't killed Torres.

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. She kills you instead.

I wish for free lunch.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Granted, it is disappointingly small.

I wish i could read sheet music.

**kb_lock**

Granted. You cant read words anymore

I wish for fish with my Ish wish dish

**snurl**

Granted. You are relentlessly pummeled by thousands of slapping fish for the rest of your days.

I wish to begin a new project.

**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You begin it, and that's it.

I wish that Tau had some more variety.