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Granted. In their next Codex, There are now two dozen different colored and patterned Tau chapters. But they all still use the same equipment.

I wish for some lunch soon.

Granted, it consists of one pea.

I wish people would play my Eldar.

Granted. But prior to this they gain new codex's which buff them beyond yours.

I wish that there was no such crime as putting the milk first in the tea (seriously, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!)

Granted, people start putting the tea bag in last.

I wish for ponies.

Granted. They appear inside your skull.

I wish for a portable time machine.

Granted. Unfortunately it breaks somewhere around the pre history times, leaving you stranded in a world dominated by monsters.

I wish for a small cat

Granted. It's as small as a piece of dust.

I wish I wasn't sick for 2 days straight.

Granted. You are sick for a month straight.

I wish I could shapeshift into anything I wanted to turn into.

Granted, but a side effect is that your mental and emotional state also changes into that of what your turning in to. Have fun being the first inanimate object you change into for the rest of your life.

I wish be able to create mater, living or dead out of thin air so I will never be without whatever I need ever again.

Granted, but you can't go back to your original form.

I wish for an excellant cup of tea.

Granted. It's Earl Grey, Hot.

I wish for Tea, Earl Grey, Hot.

Garnted, it spills all over your trousers.

I wish the USA would convert to the metric system.

Granted. It converts, but we still use the other system of measurement (forget what it's called)

I wish for a jacket.

Granted:



I wish more people would post on the "Revamped War!" thread.

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Granted:



I wish more people would post on the "Revamped War!" thread.

Granted. I shall post in it in a few minutes.

I wish for tribbles.

Granted, the Klingons explode the earth to get rid of them.

I wish I could find someone would would swap their Ret army for my Cygnar army.

Granted. Their army actually turns out to be a live landmine i na box.

I wish I had Kerbal Space Program skills rivaling Scott Manley.

Granted, but then a new update comes out changing the game's basic mechanics that make both you and Scott basic noobs who have to spend hours getting out of the atmosphere. OOC: That game can be so brutal to learn, but great fun once you know what you're doing.

I wish for more people picked up on when I reference to Aziz Ansari's jokes.

Granted. But now they are all offended for a plethora of reasons, and you are slapped senseless by slapping fish.

I wish for a better LED system.

Granted, it is so good you can't lay eyes on it without going blind.

I wish my computer didn't have a virus.

Granted. Your computer virus is gone due to a catastrophic and highly flammable hard drive failure.

I wish to know what happend to the series! Man!

Granted. You know, but you don't understand.

I wish Napoleon ruled the world.

Garnted, he orders genocides so extreme it makes Hitler look reasonable.

I wish this dream I where I was half cat was true.

Granted, but you are caught and dissected for science.

I wish I had more hours in a day.

Granted, you have so many hours that you end up dying of boredom.

I wish more pople would post on the "guess song lyrics" thread!

Granted. They post Phineas and Ferb songs.

I wish for more comments on the Thunderblog.

Garnted, they are all off-topic spam about ponies.

I wish for conformation that Morrisey would like me if I met him.

Granted. You get your conformation, but you don't get to meet him.

I wish for bones minis.

Granted. You receive you bonesium figures packed in every orifice and suffocate.

I wish Cthulhu would run for president of the USA.

Granted, but after a harsh competition Trump beats him, and makes him be the first person to witness the use of the wall he claims to want to build.

I wish the hit boxes in Manhunter actually made sense