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I get into a broadside suit. Even a movie marine can't take a railgun or masses of smart missiles. My hill.

I bring the crane from the junkyard. I use the electromagnet to pick up you and your suit. Then I lift you way high and drop you, again and again, until the screaming stops.
Then I climb back up my hill.

I push you down it.
My hill.

I trip you on your way up, then I proceed to climb up
My Hill.

I throw a knife at each of you, then walk up and take
My hill.

I whack you with my Homerun Bat, and watch you sail off into the distance.
My hill.

My clone takes the bat from your hands and follows suit. My hill.

 p_gray99 wrote:
My clone takes the bat from your hands and follows suit. My hill.

Look at your bat, now look at me, now look back at your bat.
I'm mind controlling you, and you beat yourself to death with the bat.
I then nuke the hill. I liked it before as a hole.
My crater.

I distract you with a bright shiny thing. While you are not looking the new Hill2.0 is delivered right on top of you, squashing you like a bug. I sit triumphant on my hill, now defended with claymores, pit traps, and pungee sticks.

I paradrop down onto the top of the hill, avoiding all of your traps and shooting you in the face.

My hill.

 Coolyo294 wrote:
I paradrop down onto the top of the hill, avoiding all of your traps and shooting you in the face.

My hill.

I put a Shai-Hulud larva into the hill and accelerate it's growth. After a few days it rises up and swallows you whole. I then spray it with a fire hose, killing it.
My hill.

Inquisitor snurl arrives on the hill and a big ugly nun with a big ugly ruler smacks you senseless as I purge the xenos taint from my hill.

I convince your superior that your nun is a daemonhost. You are summoned to a trial, under suspicion of heresy.
My hill.

Has anyone else noticed that the thread has been godwinned on the first post

Now you have gone and done it.
I administer a pants-down-spanking and send you crying off of my hill.

A little gnome comes up and head-butts you in the crotch. Then he and his buddies carry you away to faraway lands, and more importantly off...
My Hill.

Girl Scouts come and set up a camp on the hill, where they plant flowers and sing happy songs. Their scoutmaster calls the police about the creepy man who wont leave the hill, and you are forced to flee. Eventually they decorate with pumpkins for Halloween......My hill.

The Girl Scouts start using the pumpkins for pumpkin pie, and end up making you into a pumpkin pie, afterwords I call the police about your disappearance, causing them to find your remains in the Girl Scout pumpkin pies, after all the Girl Scouts are arrested, I grab my flag and claim
My Hill.

However it's a stolen flag, and you're arrested as well. My hill.

But then, you're arrested for TAX EVASION!
My Hill.

After seeing what a den of evil this hill is the police evict you and impound it

The Police's Hill.

I open a coffee and doughnut shop near the hill.
My hill.

And then the Arbites arrive in force and beat the snot out of everyone. Being a Senior Judge, I walk up to...
My Hill.

You are caught red handed (or would it be pants down?) with a prostitute, you are arrested and lose your job. I enlist Bane's help and lure all the police under
My Hill.

I rush up the other side of the hill with 300 Spartans and quickly dispatch everyone there. Then we set up a perimeter and prepare to defend my hill. FOR SPARTA!

 snurl wrote:
I rush up the other side of the hill with 300 Spartans and quickly dispatch everyone there. Then we set up a perimeter and prepare to defend my hill. FOR SPARTA!

I convince Blade that the spartans are a bunch of vampire lackeys. He kills them all.
I use the remains to make a throne on
My hill.

i convince Aries, Achilles, Beowulf, Ajax, Hector, Gilgamesh, William Wallace, Leonidas, 3 roman legions, Patton, the entire u.s third Army, and 4 f-22 rapiers with tankers to help me. blade dies my hill as my army protects me.

 captain collius wrote:
i convince Aries, Achilles, Beowulf, Ajax, Hector, Gilgamesh, William Wallace, Leonidas, 3 roman legions, Patton, the entire u.s third Army, and 4 f-22 rapiers with tankers to help me. blade dies my hill as my army protects me.

A whale and a bowl of petunias falls on them, and crushes them along with the hill. I stand triumphant on the hi- uh, I mean, whale.

you do reliaze the third army had no fewer than 60,000 men right!

 captain collius wrote:
you do reliaze the third army had no fewer than 60,000 men right!

It was a really, really big bowl of petunias

You are stabbed by a thrown harpoon, and I leap at the whale, stab it repeatedly, and start spitting curses at it like Ahab. I then set up a whale-restaurant nearby and use the whale meat as my main dish for a soup, the blubber as fuel for cooking and oil, the bones for construction materials.
My hill. with a business!
Oh, and I also offer free petunias for customers.