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2012/09/11 12:48:02
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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That article is gold.
Chainsaws are powerful cutting machines that can be powered by a two-stroke motor, electricity, compressed air or hydraulic power. They are used mostly for felling trees and lopping thick branches.
The cutting part of the oblong-shaped device consists of a chain with small sharp cutting teeth. Some specialised machines are used to cut through concrete.
Many companies insist that operators should be certified or licensed to work with chain saws.
The terror that chain saws can bring when used against people was emphasised in the 1974 movie The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - considered so horrific that it was banned in several countries.
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2012/09/11 12:51:57
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Not as Good as a Minion
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I haven't even read it, I just linked it here because a brief skim of the first sentence had me going 'thats the one'
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I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... |
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2012/09/11 13:00:52
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Battlefield Tourist
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If that Pajero in the original post had had a gun, it never would have been assaulted.
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2012/09/11 13:24:59
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Fixture of Dakka
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HOLY CRAP! We have a town called Minto??? Thats frigging gold that is.
A drunken lebo came at me with a Kukri once when i was Highpoint shopping centre. I laughed at him then ran away. Good times.
 Frazzled wrote:No no, as a Texan, these articles garner respect for a fellow nation. None of that whining nancy boy nonsense, we settle  with chainsaws!
Chainsaws and Weiner Legions or just Chainsaws?
Automatically Appended Next Post:  Easy E wrote:If that Pajero in the original post had had a gun, it never would have been assaulted.
Interesting fact. Did you know that in a one of the Aborigional dialects the word Pajero means breast?
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2012/09/11 13:27:50
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Chainsaws. The wiener legions settle their differences with competitive wrestling!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/09/11 13:34:25
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Fixture of Dakka
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Do you have footage of said competitive wrestling? Because i think Weiner dogs dressed up as little Luchadors would be adorable. With their little masks and bright colourful spandex tights....
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2012/09/11 13:38:53
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 Snrub wrote:Do you have footage of said competitive wrestling? Because i think Weiner dogs dressed up as little Luchadors would be adorable. With their little masks and bright colourful spandex tights....
Alas and alack no i don't. Typically they wrestle like otters rolling around. Its quite humorous.
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/09/11 19:23:03
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Lord of the Fleet
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Frazzled wrote:
No no, as a Texan, these articles garner respect for a fellow nation. None of that whining nancy boy nonsense, we settle with chainsaws!
For a moment, I wondered if I was reading about some Texans on vacation!
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2012/09/11 19:38:10
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, if it was a power axe, she'd only go in I1 since it's unwieldy, so you have a chance to run away...
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2012/09/11 19:45:42
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Though the car had no chance 
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2012/09/11 19:46:35
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nope, and it also suffered +1 on the damage table because of the axe's AP2.
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2012/09/11 19:48:30
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Also, being parked, it counted as immobile and WS1.
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2012/09/11 20:09:30
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Guess we know that some people don't go for the anti personnel mines on the side of their vehicles
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
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2012/09/11 20:14:13
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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The Teenager With An Axe upgrade actually replaces krak grenades.
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2012/09/11 20:16:43
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I see. I figured it was an upgrade from sarcasm...
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2012/09/11 20:24:10
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Somebody give this girl a flamethrower, a flare gun and a gas mask and I have myself the ideal woman.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/09/11 20:25:27
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Fallout written all over her then 
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/09/11 20:26:37
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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No, Pyro from TF2. He (or she) goes around with an axe. And a flamethrower and a flare gun.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/09/11 20:27:06
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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When your only tool is an axe, every problem looks like a tree...
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2012/09/11 20:34:20
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No tree is more dangerous then cherry tree...
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/09/11 20:36:38
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Belly roll fat turn off!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/09/11 20:39:48
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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??? What?
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2012/09/11 20:41:18
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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George Washington chopped down a cherry tree...guess he thought it was aggressive enough.
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/09/11 20:42:55
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I was talking about Frazzled. I wasn't following him. 
I caught the Washington reference.
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2012/09/11 20:53:33
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Kid_Kyoto
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I know. I was just thinking that. Crazy Australians and their lack of anti-axe laws. When will they learn that axes kill people, damnit?!
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2012/09/11 20:55:58
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Axes don't kill people, I kill people.
Well, not really.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/09/11 21:17:25
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 kronk wrote:I was talking about Frazzled. I wasn't following him.
I caught the Washington reference.
Open the article. The Perp is a bit of a chunk muffin, an angry chunk muffin!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/09/11 22:11:22
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I see... Yeah.
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2012/09/11 22:40:37
Subject: Re:Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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Kid_Kyoto
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Frazzled wrote: kronk wrote:I was talking about Frazzled. I wasn't following him.
I caught the Washington reference.
Open the article. The Perp is a bit of a chunk muffin, an angry chunk muffin!
Eh. Big chicks try harder. She probably could use the exercise though. Swings like a girl too...
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2012/09/12 01:50:25
Subject: Perth Teen AXE RAMPAGE
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Lizzie Borden had an axe
She gave her mother 40 whacks,
When she saw what she had done
she gave her father 41.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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