Why did I want to eat that? Your junk food enemy.

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**KalashnikovMarine**

Most everyone has one piece of "junk food" or treat food that they enjoy, pizza, tacos, burgers, chocolate by the paving slab, whatever boats your float. Sometimes those weaknesses are completely inexplicable if not out right strange. The food you desire isn't just bad for you, it's just bad. For me personally this weakness is Taco Bell, specifically their dollar bean burritos and tacos. This isn't mexican food fast, it's mexican themed food via grease gun. I don't care what grade their meat is. That's just just wrong.

What about you dakkanauts? Anything you're eating that you know is objectively terrible in every way but it's just too delicious to some odd part of your brain?

**Ahtman**

There is a pizza place down the street from me that I am fairly certain makes there pizza out of equal parts grease and crack cocaine, but I still crave it. CONSTANTLY. So I have to show a little self control, but sometimes when the moon is out and the wind is just ring I lose control and get a carryout order.

Because I am a wild man and no one can stop me. Obliviously.

**Testify**

Chips and cheese:

With about half a pound of mayo and ketchup on top, and an ounce of salt.

Oh and the Dominator base. Hey let's put cheese inside the base. Damn it's good though.

**azazel the cat**

My kryptonite:

**KalashnikovMarine**

Testify wrote:
Chips and cheese:

With about half a pound of mayo and ketchup on top, and an ounce of salt.

Oh and the Dominator base. Hey let's put cheese inside the base. Damn it's good though.

My arteries started screaming as soon as I saw that photo

**Jihadin**

Coffee...white chocolet mocha with whip cream....I know..I'm a harden combat veteran...but I do occasionaly get my foo-foo coffee...and Gawd forbid if anyone gets inbetween me and my foo-foo coffee

Last tour...I would have seriously stab someone in the back for two hours at a China Buffet resturant

**DutchKillsRambo**

A stinger.

Your not from Buffalo so you don't know.

But its much more Buffalo than wings.

**Cheesecat**

**hotsauceman1**

A Packetfull of wasabi.
Just to prove im tough........
Internet cookie to anyone that can guess what happened next?
But the thing i love getting but regret is something we call an Italian dog.
Italian sausage topped with bacon, Alfredo and Parmesan.
And im trying to loose weight damnit.

**rubiksnoob**

azazel the cat wrote:
My kryptonite:

"I hate coconut; not the taste, the consistency."

**KalashnikovMarine**

Cheesecat wrote:

I want to try poutine... just to say I have. It's like sky diving or other extreme sports.

**Ouze**

For me, it's Doritos Locos. I'm not picking something, I love, just something inexplicable, right?

I don't like Taco Bell. I don't like Nacho Cheese Doritos. But if you put them together, I love it. WTF.

The thing I love the most is probably chocolate cheesecake. But, you know, everyone likes cheesecake, so that's not exactly rare.

**azazel the cat**

Cheesecat wrote:

But as a fellow Canadian, you should know that this doesn't count!

Poutine is not the enemy; it is the source of our mighty socialist powers.

**Samus_aran115**

I'm chowing down on a bag of Dum-Dums as I type this. I had two dozen cookies earlier, and a double serving of shrimp ramen with lima beans (out of soybeans) and sriracha sauce for lunch.

I love twinkies, swedish fish, necco wafers, milk, bananas, fig newtons and Nutella too. I eat one meal a day, most days. It's rare for me to eat breakfast, and lunch usually consists of nothing more than a small sandwich or more ramen. Am I the most unhealthy dakkaite now? Seriously, I love my youth. As soon as I start getting fat, and my neck gets even a little bit fatter, I'm going to freak out.

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hotsauceman1 wrote:
A Packetfull of wasabi.
Just to prove im tough........
Internet cookie to anyone that can guess what happened next?
But the thing i love getting but regret is something we call an Italian dog.
Italian sausage topped with bacon, Alfredo and Parmesan.
And im trying to loose weight damnit.

Wasabi is great if you have allergies. You can literally feel a wave of heat and pressure go down your throat and up into every crevice of your sinus system. It's great, but it's a shame wasabi is so expensive.

**Grey Templar**

For me its gotta be Cinnamon rolls.

1000 calories a pop and I just keep eating and eating and eating...

**Bromsy**

Fried stuff for me... ever since I ate all the frosting off my birthday cake when I was like seven I just haven't had much of a sweet tooth.

Gimme a burger with a fried egg, onions, caramelized onions, onion rings, jalapenos, a nice aged cheddar or feta, chicken fried bacon, and some garlic waffle fries with some brown gravy to dip it all into and I am set. Plus beer.

If any of you heathens in the twin cities haven't been to Burger Jones, swing by my place and pick me up. I'll buy yer first beer. There's one in Burnsville and one in uptown.

**RossDas**

Burgers, though it's easy enough to make healthy home-made ones with some lean beef, hardly ever go to BK or the likes of any more. I've also dropped 24lbs this year!

I also had an addiction to packet beef jerky, until a local cafe started selling fresh biltong in three flavours, now the packaged jerky doesn't get a look in.

**timetowaste85**

Five Guys Cajun fries. Seriously, heart attack in a bag, and still so worth it. Come to think of it, there is nothing healthy at that place period, but it tastes so damn good...

Other than that, chicken wings are probably my danger food-I love em.

**Ensis Ferrae**

I have claimed myself to be an endurance athlete for a long time, but I don't look it anymore, because of the crap that I enjoy eating...

Recently, it's been Gummy Bears, Gummy Worms and the like. Also, soda... It really isn't the caffeine, because Mug and A&W Root Beers do it for me as well.

Ohh, if my wife and I buy Oreos "for the kids" I'll eat at least half of them, probably the first day. Same thing with Fig Newtons (only we get the Paul Newman brand ones, since it goes to charity)

**Da Boss**

-Curry cheese chips and bacon cheese chips. As soon as I get drunk, that's all I want to eat.
- Cheesecake, of any variety. I eat so much I feel slightly ill, and then think "You know what would make me feel better? MORE CHEESECAKE!"
-English/Irish fried breakfast. Sausages, bacon, eggs, fried bread, soda bread, potato bread, beans, fried mushrooms, white pudding, black pudding and buttered toast, with a gigantic mug of tea.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Burger King strawberry thickshake.

Stuff is amazing for hangover recovery.

**Albatross**

Gotta be a doner kebab (I think you call them gyro sandwiches in the US?) for me. I fething love them. I can even eat them sober.

**MeanGreenStompa**

Albatross wrote:
I can even eat them sober.

WTF is wrong with you...

I used to love me some kebab, then I discovered falafel and put aside childish things.

**Albatross**

MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Albatross wrote:
I can even eat them sober.

WTF is wrong with you...

I'm from here, remember?:

**Testify**

Albatross wrote:
Gotta be a doner kebab (I think you call them gyro sandwiches in the US?) for me. I fething love them. I can even eat them sober.

Does the typical donner kebab really have olives in?

**rockerbikie**

KFC's Original Recipe. It's Epic.

**Albatross**

Testify wrote:
Albatross wrote:
Gotta be a doner kebab (I think you call them gyro sandwiches in the US?) for me. I fething love them. I can even eat them sober.

Does the typical donner kebab really have olives in?

Probably not. I've never had one with them in. I'm strictly lettuce/onion/cabbage/cucumber/chillis/chilli sauce/garlic sauce.

**Testify**

Yeah I thought so. I'm a veggie so it's all greek to me.

**LordofHats**

azazel the cat wrote:
My kryptonite:

**Mr Nobody**

Chinese takeout. Every time I eat it I feel terrible and vow to never eat it again. Yet after a month or two I think to myself "I could really go for some Chinese food".