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Tulip gardens arrive en masse.

The wind blows the wrong direction and the town breaks from the mainland

Tullips are exported.

Mammoth Dykes come to town.

The Emperor makes a visit.

He leaves having bought 3 windmills, 200 tullips, a dike and a ship used to make rivers deeper for harbors.

A British pub is opened called the queens grot.

Roboutte Guilliman pays a visit.

Bridges are built everywhere.

Roboutte Gulliman falls down the stairs from a cleverly placed banana peel from his brother Conrad Kruze. Roboutte Gulliman is now in extensive care while he is in a coma, with all broken limbs and he is also missing his car keys

Life support is banned.

German tourists arrive in droves.

Robute Gulliman dies after Life support is illegalized. Magnus the Red returns and abandons his addiction mostly inpart to his brothers death and becomes an advocate for against magic use and strongly leads an anti-sorcery campaign. All his sons follow suit... Advocating in schools and stadiums, the anti-sorcery campaign is highly successful....

The German tourists take lots of photos of all the Dutch bridges and dykes, then leave.

Petrabuo opens up a Small business that becomes a corporation. Sadly his company is bought out by Valve, no one knows where these mysterious men come from or who Gabe is.

Satan comes in all his might.

The Army of Heaven descends and delivers divine retribution, leaving nothing behind but white ash.

And the city full of bridges and Dutch dikes.

Magnus the Red sits down on a sofa.

is eye gets pricked out by an Angry Bird

I go on a date with my girlfriend.

Leman Russ runs in screaming DIEDIEDIE kills everything from the last three posts and says let the building commence.

A Lawn Shed is constructed. Its roof is made from flattened beer cans.

Leman Russ is now on the loose looking for the person that stole all of his beer cans that were once his own for his flattened beer can collection. Law enforcement of the Space Wolves join him in his quest, calling it the Hunt of Kegs.

I go Bankai on some drunken loser who tried to hit on my girlfriend...and end up leveling a third of the town.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
I go Bankai on some drunken loser who tried to hit on my girlfriend...and end up leveling a third of the town.

A Mr. Valerian is arrested along with his girlfriend, they are exiled to New Zealand.

 Asherian Command wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
I go Bankai on some drunken loser who tried to hit on my girlfriend...and end up leveling a third of the town.

A Mr. Valerian is arrested along with his girlfriend, they are exiled to New Zealand.

We return thanks to a general amnesty.

General Amnesty is sacked. General Grog takes command.

Millions are hung in the next two weeks. Meanwhile a florists is constructed.

German paratroops land on and around all of the bridges while a thundering rumble is heard to the east. They are not taking pictures this time and dont seem too touristy.