101 ways to get banned from McDonalds

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**black templar**

Stand at the window with your penis out bang it against the window then run in yelling 'Free willie' than dance on the counter giggle then run back out.

**Desert_thunder_heart**

Dress up as rambo and shoot everyone.

**ChiliPowderKeg**

Dress up as a bullet and act like rambo for everyone

**snurl**

Just stand there.

**PredaKhaine**

Go to sleep in the broom cupboard.

**snurl**

Hide in the trash can. Grab the trays people throw away and hurl them back at them.

**PredaKhaine**

snurl wrote:
Hide in the trash can. Grab the trays people throw away and hurl them back at them.

And make gremlin noises while you're doing it!

Yum yum!

**DemetriDominov**

Have a glitter filled, coke infused orgy in the jungle-gym - while the children are still in it.

**snurl**

Put free burger day signs up all over the outside of the store.

**liquidjoshi**

Take the M and block the doors with it.

**DemetriDominov**

Throw your lighted zippo into the fryer.

**liquidjoshi**

Throw members of the public into the fryer.

**DemetriDominov**

Throw the fryer onto the public.

**p_gray99**

Perform a demonstration of what happens if you throw water onto a chip pan fire. After starting the fire.

**mwnciboo**

Setup a Digital Projector and Screen inside the McDonalds and put on "Super-size me " on loop.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Go in with seven other people, order a single small drink, and keep passing the cup around while playing DnD very loudly.

**snurl**

Try to bounce coins into the fryers from the counter.

**DemetriDominov**

Hire an exterminator to fumigate the store just before it opens.

**PredaKhaine**

Invent a game called 'Nugget Wars'

Lie on the hot plate with gherkins over your eyes. Tell the staff it's for your health.

**DemetriDominov**

Bring in a kiddie pool, raid the ketchup stores, and host topless wrestling matches for profit.

**Color Sgt. Kell**

Buy the cheapest burgers and throw them at people

**snurl**

Go fishing. Clean and gut your catch on one of the tables.

**DemetriDominov**

Butcher a cow on the counter then use its meat to make burgers.

**Castiel**

Drag in the carcass of your favourite pet cow Daisy and ask them if they will make her into burgers for you. Insist that it is what she would have wanted.

**Color Sgt. Kell**

Demand that the cashier tie your shoes for you, then squirm your leg around when they try to do so.

**hotsauceman1**

Ride A tiger in there. And just Queue in line waiting for your turn.
Bonus points if are wearing animal Hide, War paint and you are carrying a spear.
If anyone asks he is your "Seeing Eye Tiger"
Alternatively, Throw cold water in the Fryer.

**Azza007**

Start shooting an adult movie on the front desk.

**Panzer1944**

Stand by the counter and try to sell customers your own version of their secret sauce.

**DemetriDominov**

Steal the deed of ownership and sell it anonymously to Burger King, KFC, and PETA without telling anyone.

**TheCustomLime**

Come in dressed up as Inquisitors. Declare everyone heretics and begin shouting litanies of hatred.