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Shout " FAH NARNIA" And lead an army int mcdonalds, letting the women and children to live as slaves and looting the whole restaurant.

Loudly proclaim your 'lordship and dominion' while brandishing a sword.

Dress up as Ronald McDonald and Pop childrens ballons causing little childrens minds be scarred for life whilst your friendwears a suit and a clown mask doing a joker voice AND robbing the place...If questioned by police say youve been playing too much Payday 2

Cosplay as Kharn the Betrayer, then shout "Kill, Maim, Burn!" while swinging a chainaxe wildly.

Take out all the glass from the store, replacing it with reflective glass. Add a projector, and surround them with zombies, while Nikoli Tesla's invention makes the building shake, and have friends dressed as zombies trying to get through the door.

Make an American flag and claim the McDonald's for the good of mankind

Perform a blood sacrifice during rush hour.

Take a dump in the middle of the store.

Saying "Burger King is so much better than this rubbish."

The Unicorn -
1. order an ice-cream,
2.tell counter person theres something in ur ice-cream,
3. they lean over,
4. shove ice-cream into their face,
5. LEG IT
(funny fact was that some guys at my school did that and uploaded it utube)

1. Dress up in a shark costume.

2. Run about the Mcdonalds yelling "I'm a shark, I'm a shark, suck my dick I'm a shark!!!"

 Novelist47 wrote:
The Unicorn -
1. order an ice-cream,
2.tell counter person theres something in ur ice-cream,
3. they lean over,
4. shove ice-cream into their face,
5. LEG IT
(funny fact was that some guys at my school did that and uploaded it utube)

I am actually going to do that.

Order a mic flurry and complain its to cold. If you get another one run back to the counter and shout:
ITS TOO COLD!!! TOO COLD WAY TO COLD BRAIN FREEEEZE!!!!!!!!?
and then throw it at the guy behind the counter.

Cosplay as Kharn the Betrayer, get an axe, lop off the manager's head...then the security guards'...the other employees...any remaining customers...and then set the place on fire.

Go in. Order a Big Mac. Eat said big mac. Leave. Come back. Stride up to the counter. Look angry. Drop to the floor and scream clutching your stomach. Wait till a crowd has gathered. Before anyone can call the ambulance, suddenly stop and get up and calmly leave. Repeat untill banned.

Mash up some bananas, add in chocolate untill it resembles fecal matter. Place in a plastic bag and go to McD's. Go to bathroom. Eat brown banana chocolate paste and make sure to smear it around your face. Walk out as if everything is fine.

Throw in a grenade through the drive-thru window.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Throw in a grenade through the drive-thru window.

That's more likely to get you banned from public society.

 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Throw in a grenade through the drive-thru window.

That's more likely to get you banned from public society.

Nah its only MCdonalds, noting of value will be lost

I was in McDonald's 10 minutes ago. Why didn't I try something?

Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?

 Trondheim wrote:
Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?

Lizards and cat, right?

 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?

Lizards and cat, right?

Horse maybe. I remember that scandal well. I was eating a burger while on Facebook and came across the news. I looked at the burger. "Damn those horse are good." Kept eating.

Declare McDonald's farm only has horses in a loud voice. Incessantly. Until Baned.

'Pepper' McDonald's from a distance with twin-linked 30mm auto-cannons.

As Halloween is approaching:
The night before halloween sneak onto the premises with plenty of explosives (from fireworks), an altar(preferably stone), a ritual knife, a book written in tongues with your name and address in it and the waste products from your local abbatoir.
Pile the waste products over the explosive.
Light the fuse.
Run.
And leave the altar and a knife along with the book and a ritual knife in the centre of the mess (ensure it is covered)
When questioned explain that you where trying to summon the great demon lord Ronald Mcdonald.

You and some freinds dress up as horror movie style characters-bonus points if one (and only one) of you is dressed as ronald mcdonald. Remember to include weapons.
Cover yourselves in fake blood, raw meat chunks and random visceria (bonus points for it being real visceria, not fake)
wait till night then storm in, brandishing your weapons and screaming loudly. Run around screaming and brandishing in everyones faces.
Then calmly, simutaniously, stop and converge on the counter, forming an orderly que. Order food from the terrified staff (remember to have given them a little extra treatment) and eat it.
Walk out calmly.

Get hold oh those fake eyeballs-the squishy ones-and place them in the strawberry mcflurry dispenser.
Alternatively, the same but with fake blood.

Walk in and demand a big kahuna burger instead of a big mac. Shout loudly until a manager comes over and begins to talk to you and then pull out a pistol and shoot the cashier, loudly exclaiming " Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

Come in dressed as an employee, and have your hand covered in hot sauce/ketchup. Then start yelling:

"Oh my god! Who's eating my thumb!?"

Drop a live grenade in the toilet bowl.

Jump onto a table wearing nothing but sequined speedos and thigh high boots blasting "its raining men" from a similarly sequined boombox all while seductively thrusting towards the counter

rob the mcdonalds.