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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 05:47:02
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I mean we don't here what happens behind the scense
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You fool me once I'm mad.
You fool me twice, I don't really like you.
You fool me three times, your officially that guy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 05:47:32
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Battleship Captain
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Is this a real post?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 05:51:22
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Regular Dakkanaut
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They aren't stuck in their armour. They can and do remove it when they are not on the battle field.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 05:55:36
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Space marines don't poop because they don't eat, because they're not actually human.
They're just spiritually-infused suits of armor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 05:55:41
Subject: Re:Where do space marines go poop
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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I don't know much about Marines but I could see a butt-flap like the ones on footy-pajamas.
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WAAAGH!!!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 06:02:19
Subject: Re:Where do space marines go poop
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Hallowed Canoness
Ireland
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The armour has a built-in waste recycler, which transforms body waste into nutrients pumped right back into their bodies to keep 'em going.
At least that's how it worked in the old material - I'm not sure if GW maybe has or has not changed it in the meantime. Also, I don't know what happens to the remains. Realistically, such a process would not have a 100% efficiency; there would still be something left that requires disposal.
TheCaptain wrote:Is this a real post?
You'd be surprised how often I see this one pop up. It's an all-time favourite, together with "can Marines have sex" and "how do Space Marines climb stairs".
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/18 06:03:30
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 06:04:57
Subject: Re:Where do space marines go poop
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Lethal Lhamean
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you mean you havent seen this?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 06:53:03
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Hallowed Canoness
Ireland
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Well, that explains it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 06:58:41
Subject: Re:Where do space marines go poop
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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While wearing their armor, waste is recycled to remove the need for the marine to eat while in a combat operation. Mostly intended in the event of an extended operation that goes way over schedule.
When not wearing their armor they will be like a normal human. They still eat and have normal bodily functions.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 06:58:42
Subject: Re:Where do space marines go poop
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Douglas Bader
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Well, the answer depends entirely on whether the marines in question worship Slaanesh or not...
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 06:59:14
Subject: Re:Where do space marines go poop
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Peregrine wrote:Well, the answer depends entirely on whether the marines in question worship Slaanesh or not...
Thats the sex thread, which will probably pop up in a few days. its that time of month again.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 07:02:36
Subject: Re:Where do space marines go poop
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Douglas Bader
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Grey Templar wrote: Peregrine wrote:Well, the answer depends entirely on whether the marines in question worship Slaanesh or not...
Thats the sex thread, which will probably pop up in a few days. its that time of month again.
No, this is the sex thread. At least if you're a Slaanesh cultist.
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 07:03:10
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Hallowed Canoness
Ireland
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Burned!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 07:45:52
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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And They Shall Know No Bathroom
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/18 07:46:01
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 12:40:59
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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They eat their own crap. Literally. SPACE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES! So cinematic. And in regards to the "sex" topic: it's a massive sausagefest.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 19:04:30
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Dakka Veteran
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Pretty sure those drop pods have another use after battle.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 19:23:49
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Hallowed Canoness
Ireland
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amanita wrote:Pretty sure those drop pods have another use after battle.
Exalted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 19:38:07
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/01/18 19:58:41
Subject: Where do space marines go poop
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot
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This thread is going down the tubes.
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BLACK TEMPLARS - 2000 0RkZ - 2000 NIDZ - WIP STEEL LEGION - WIP
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