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They aren't stuck in their armour. They can and do remove it when they are not on the battle field.
   
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Space marines don't poop because they don't eat, because they're not actually human.

They're just spiritually-infused suits of armor.


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I don't know much about Marines but I could see a butt-flap like the ones on footy-pajamas.

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The armour has a built-in waste recycler, which transforms body waste into nutrients pumped right back into their bodies to keep 'em going.

At least that's how it worked in the old material - I'm not sure if GW maybe has or has not changed it in the meantime. Also, I don't know what happens to the remains. Realistically, such a process would not have a 100% efficiency; there would still be something left that requires disposal.

TheCaptain wrote:Is this a real post?
You'd be surprised how often I see this one pop up. It's an all-time favourite, together with "can Marines have sex" and "how do Space Marines climb stairs".

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you mean you havent seen this?
[Thumb - Warhammer40kSpaceMarineVideoDumped.jpg]


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Well, that explains it.

   
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While wearing their armor, waste is recycled to remove the need for the marine to eat while in a combat operation. Mostly intended in the event of an extended operation that goes way over schedule.

When not wearing their armor they will be like a normal human. They still eat and have normal bodily functions.

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Well, the answer depends entirely on whether the marines in question worship Slaanesh or not...

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 Peregrine wrote:
Well, the answer depends entirely on whether the marines in question worship Slaanesh or not...


Thats the sex thread, which will probably pop up in a few days. its that time of month again.

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 Grey Templar wrote:
 Peregrine wrote:
Well, the answer depends entirely on whether the marines in question worship Slaanesh or not...


Thats the sex thread, which will probably pop up in a few days. its that time of month again.


No, this is the sex thread. At least if you're a Slaanesh cultist.

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Burned!

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They eat their own crap. Literally.

SPACE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIINES!

So cinematic.

And in regards to the "sex" topic: it's a massive sausagefest.

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Pretty sure those drop pods have another use after battle.
   
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amanita wrote:Pretty sure those drop pods have another use after battle.
Exalted.
   
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Already covered this.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/447727.page

   
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This thread is going down the tubes.

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