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This has to be the most ridiculous story i have ever read.
A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her over sized chest, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DDs in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.
Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.
She denies the charge of attempted murder with a deadly weapon after the incident in the city of Unna in May. According to her, it was a sex game gone wrong and Schmidt panicked.
He told the court he was admiring her large chest closely when she suddenly stuck his head between her chest and squeezed hard. Schmidt was smothered and began to panic as he struggled to breathe, the court heard.
Schmidt told the court: "I was sitting there and I was kissing her chest when suddenly she grabbed my head in pushed it between her chest and held my head with all her might. I could not breathe, I must have turned blue. I could not tear myself free and thought I was going to die."
He managed to pull free from the clutches of his girlfriend and run naked into the street. A neighbor allowed him to call the police from his home.
Hansen later admitted the plot during a phone conversation, he said. She said: "Treasure. I wanted your death to be as pleasant as possible."
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Ummmm, ok. Not sure what to say about this.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
LMAO I heard about this on the Bob and Tom show (my source for news on my way to work). This guy needs to grow a pair. I mean IF she really was trying to kill him there are far worse ways to die. Getting smothered by some bigguns isn't a bad way to go.
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Bullockist wrote: Agreed, being smothered by buttcheeks would be far worse.
Well, in this case it may have been difficult to tell
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
For the sake of Devil's advocacy, is this not an example of misandry? I mean if a woman called attempted murder because a man was choking her to death on his penis I think there would have been something more of an outcry, especially if she stated she made vigorous attempts to end the situation and was held in place by her partner.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
Sebster in germany they do it worse! Back in about 1999 there was a news story about a german guy who killed his partner. He was "pleasuring " his partner using five digits and a wrist in a place you wouldn't "normally" (normally? lol) expect that to happen, hearing her cries of pain and taking them for pleasure he kept going and killed her with some kind of weird infection thingy. Man that was hard to tell PG rated.
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST"
Ratbarf wrote: For the sake of Devil's advocacy, is this not an example of misandry? I mean if a woman called attempted murder because a man was choking her to death on his penis I think there would have been something more of an outcry, especially if she stated she made vigorous attempts to end the situation and was held in place by her partner.
Yeah know, just advocacy.
Your quite right, and some of the comments here and on that site are just horrid. I mean, someone is saying she should be let off because of "all the things men do". Socioty dose need to take misandry and Female sexisum a lot more seriously.
On the other hand, do you think the jury will want to examine the murder weapon?
Also, I doubt very much it was a serious murder attempt. She would have had to have held him there for around 8 minutes before doing any damage, and aroung 12 before death, with him punching and kicking untill he passed out.
insaniak wrote: Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
Japan being Japan, I highly doubt that the victim would press charges. Understandably.
But damn...This has got to be the silliest story ever.
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Ratbarf wrote: For the sake of Devil's advocacy, is this not an example of misandry? I mean if a woman called attempted murder because a man was choking her to death on his penis I think there would have been something more of an outcry, especially if she stated she made vigorous attempts to end the situation and was held in place by her partner.
Yeah know, just advocacy.
While I fully agree with your argument, a woman in the position you describe could bite and thus solve the problem. It'd also have the additional effect of immobilising the perpetrator due to extreme agony.
For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back.
To make it fair give her a ring gag, and it still doesn't negate the fact that the responses this is getting are somewhat off base with what would be happening had the roles been reversed.
On the other hand, do you think the jury will want to examine the murder weapon?
I wouldn't. Her picture is scary.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
Yes it is. The picture's label says Franziska Hansen. And the women in question is Franziska Hansen
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Sebster in germany they do it worse! Back in about 1999 there was a news story about a german guy who killed his partner. He was "pleasuring " his partner using five digits and a wrist in a place you wouldn't "normally" (normally? lol) expect that to happen, hearing her cries of pain and taking them for pleasure he kept going and killed her with some kind of weird infection thingy. Man that was hard to tell PG rated.
What a way to tell it that way. I've known 2 girls who could handle that, and one who was definitely into it (and know of 2 others, but haven't been involved with them during said activities). And are you sure it was an infection? I'd be more worried about tearing and internal bleeding.
Hell, one of those girls also had breasts about the size of this girl-face wasn't much better, but she was a friend, so why not? It was college, and she had a smaller body, but an equal size chest. I know somebody else who has a similar size chest too-haven't hooked up with her, she missed her chance when she had it. Oh well. Big jugs ftw!
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