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**Amaya**

Saint Celestine

Enjoyed violence and killing so much that it disturbed her instructors at the Schola Progenium so much that they decided giving her a flamer and shipping her off to Adepta Sororitas would be best for everybody. Celestine started off as promising Battle Sister before saying that "the Emperor is a god damn pussy" and "it was just a flesh wound." She was promptly demoted to the ranks of Sisters Repentia in the hope she would find redemption in battle.

Celestine quickly took a liking to her oversized Eviscerator and decided to try it out on some ornery heretics. After killing a hundred or so of them she grew tired and took a nap. Or she passed out from blood loss from multiple wounds Upon discovering her covered in blood and unconscious it was assumed she had died in a moment of glory.

After sleeping for a bit, Celestine got back up, knocked out the Sister Hospitaller with unusually large hands tending to her wounds, ate a cow (or several) and decided to go end a few more lives. The next day she charged forth and wiped out the insurgents while Imperial forces followed in her wake trying to kill steal. Some high ranking douchebag wanted to capitalize on Celestine's skill at dismembering living warriors, but Celestine was bored again and wanted some better gear. After acquiring epic legendary artifacts she promptly killed everyone who got in her way of killing those touched by Chaos and somehow managed to form a Waagh.

Celestine's Waagh of Holy Righteous Absolving Fury trolled Chaos for a bit, reaching its peak when she curb stomped a 20' tall 2 ton Daemon prince and his personal guard. Known officially the baddest melon-fether in the Imperium, Celestine decided to go kill Daemons in the Warp for untold millenia. Legend holds that she'll return after kicking Draigo's ass for not cutting off all 47 types of Slaanesh's genitilia and purge the Grey Knights for not having enough balls to resist the Bloodtide on their own.

**Happyjew**

A Necron and Blood Angel fist bumping. Everyone's arguments are invalid. Besides we all know the manliest character in Warhammer 40K was that lowly Guardsman who took out Kharne, by himself in CC the other day. Fething Kharne couldn't hit to save his life...

**Furyou Miko**

Amaya - exalted, you win.

**Mountain-Breaker**

AngryMarine wrote:
Any who would dispute the crown from Leman Russ has no concept of manliness. All others are pathetic pretenders.

The greatest truth of all of this, all others may pretend and only hope to be compared with him ond day

**greg0985**

GalacticZ wrote:
DOOOOOOOOOOOMRIDER!

The rockstar of 40k. Gets all the tang and cocaine he wants, and his flipping head is on fire. From doing to much sex and cocaine.

Nuff said boys.

Close, Doomrider is definitely the BALLSIEST character....but not the manliest... That would be.....
Wazdakka Gutsmek

1) He's a badass ork biker (a triple whammy),
2) he awesomely built his own awesome bike (which is awesome),
3) 'es ded killy up klose, or far off
4) it looks like he's got a chainsaw hand like Ash from Evil Dead...
5) ...which he used to single-handedly PUNCH a WARLORD TITAN to DEATH
6) WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need i go on?

Also, Doomrider and Wazdakka Gutsmek dueled once, but the planet blew up due to too much motorcycle related awesome.

**djz05**

Ascalam wrote:
Ollanius Pius.

Ain't no-one manlier, or deader..

+1 (from 1d4chan.org)

LOOK AT THIS Frakking GUARDSMAN.
He's spent months fighting a grueling war in which his enemies are demigods allied with daemons, and now he's found himself in the closest thing to Hell he's ever known. He probably wasn't even supposed to get teleported up to the arch-traitor's battle barge in the first place, and just ended up in the wrong place at the worst possible time.

Somehow he's survived horrors beyond comprehension to make his way to the very bridge of Horus' flagship. He saw a veritable angel call upon Horus to answer for his crimes, and he saw that angel die as messily as any guardsman. His Emperor - who he fervently believes is a god incarnate, even if he's not supposed to - lies mortally wounded, and Horus, perhaps, has taken a moment to gloat before he strikes the killing blow.

His armor is slightly more effective than tissue paper, his weapon is slightly more powerful than a flashlight, and Horus' power claw is bigger than his entire body. He stands before a being infused by the dark gods' with incalculable power, that can and will obliterate his soul with no more effort than it would take him to swat a gnat. Nothing he can do could possibly make a difference.

He could run. He could turn his weapon on himself. He could give in to the insidious whispers that echo from the ship's corridors into his mind.

Ollanius Pius does the duty his Emperor requires of him. He dies standing and holds the frakking line. (Cue manly tears)

**Necronboy**

I second the Ollanius Pius argument! Standing up and doing your duty is the manliest thing that a manly man can do.

**Tod**

greg0985 wrote:
GalacticZ wrote:
DOOOOOOOOOOOMRIDER!

The rockstar of 40k. Gets all the tang and cocaine he wants, and his flipping head is on fire. From doing to much sex and cocaine.

Nuff said boys.

Close, Doomrider is definitely the BALLSIEST character....but not the manliest... That would be.....
Wazdakka Gutsmek

1) He's a badass ork biker (a triple whammy),
2) he awesomely built his own awesome bike (which is awesome),
3) 'es ded killy up klose, or far off
4) it looks like he's got a chainsaw hand like Ash from Evil Dead...
5) ...which he used to single-handedly PUNCH a WARLORD TITAN to DEATH
6) WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need i go on?

Also, Doomrider and Wazdakka Gutsmek dueled once, but the planet blew up due to too much motorcycle related awesome.

I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to say Wazdakka

If this wasn't my thread, he would get my vote

**Evileyes**

Slaanesh

**Tod**

Evileyes wrote:
Slaanesh

or

, I don't know which

**Void__Dragon**

Mountain-Breaker wrote:
The greatest truth of all of this, all others may pretend and only hope to be compared with him ond day

Yarrick is far manlier.

Leman Russ was beaten up by Angron.

**Kaiserbudheim**

Heheheh...need I really say who I think is the MANLIEST MAN in the UNIVERSE?

<----- Edit pic with Xenos of choice, PROFIT!!!

**dark1250**

I have to say Mcvenner from the gaunt's ghosts.

he's a fething ninja who could take marbro any day

**Tod**

dark1250 wrote:
I have to say Mcvenner from the gaunt's ghosts.

he's a fething ninja who could take marbro any day

I've never heard of Mcvenner; who/what is he?

**thenoobbomb**

dark1250 wrote:
I have to say Mcvenner from the gaunt's ghosts.

he's a fething ninja who could take marbro any day

Who the hell is Marbro?

**Tod**

thenoobbomb wrote:
dark1250 wrote:
I have to say Mcvenner from the gaunt's ghosts.

he's a fething ninja who could take marbro any day

Who the hell is Marbro?

Lol, i was thinking that too

**Rotgut**

Kharn or Yarrick.

If Kharn had a beard hiding under his helmet then he would win hands down for most manly.

**Talizvar**

I cannot decide:

Marbo, because he does not kill everyone, but when he does: they do not know they are dead.

And the possible winner:

A World Eater Rhino driver. Think of the self control.

**Furyou Miko**

Tod wrote:
dark1250 wrote:
I have to say Mcvenner from the gaunt's ghosts.

he's a fething ninja who could take marbro any day

I've never heard of Mcvenner; who/what is he?

McVenner is one of Gaunt's Ghosts who is the heir to an ancient warrior clan called the Nalsheen. They're basically like the 40k version of Wood Elf waywatchers, only they fight with a bladed spear (the combat techniques of which are surprisingly transferable to a bayonetted lasgun).

**Tod**

Furyou Miko wrote:
Tod wrote:
dark1250 wrote:
I have to say Mcvenner from the gaunt's ghosts.

he's a fething ninja who could take marbro any day

I've never heard of Mcvenner; who/what is he?

McVenner is one of Gaunt's Ghosts who is the heir to an ancient warrior clan called the Nalsheen. They're basically like the 40k version of Wood Elf waywatchers, only they fight with a bladed spear (the combat techniques of which are surprisingly transferable to a bayonetted lasgun).

Thanks for that, sounds cool

**Tiberius Atellus**

I vote for Yarrick. He's a legit badass.

**JWhex**

Chapter Master of the Rainbow Warriors?

**rednecroncryptek**

Your votes are invalid. It is obviously Vargard Obyron. Silent guard dude who protects his crazy master.

Plus in a game once, he was the last man standing in turn 2 against a Tau gunline, assaulted in his turn and came out of assault at the end of the enemies turn so much i won the game by getting 7 kill points to the enemies 6. hehehehe.

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Talizvar wrote:
I cannot decide:

A World Eater Rhino driver. Think of the self control.

Men don't have self control.

**Admiral Valerian**

Colonel "Iron Hand" Straken.

**amudkipz**

Malcador, he sat on the throne and then saved the emporers life.

**deffskulla**

Sorry guys going to have to go with Sigismund...

**Tod**

deffskulla wrote:
Sorry guys going to have to go with Sigismund...

Lol, i guess i look like quite a noob-who is Sigismund?

**Amaya**

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Sigismund

Named after a Holy Roman Emperor.

**Tod**

Amaya wrote:
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Sigismund

Named after a Holy Roman Emperor.

Thanks for that, he looks pretty cool

**OrkBomma**

I'd have to go with Mad Dok Grotsnik the guy is fearless, had his head cut open, and cut off some of his own limbs!

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I'd have to go with Mad Dok Grotsnik the guy is fearless, had his head cut open, and cut off some of his own limbs!