If you could be something out of 40k what would you be?

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**BaconUprising**

What thing would you be in 40k: I'm talking about actual troops not machines or special characters. MC's count though. Now I know we will get a lot of people saying Space Marine but I still think there is better stuff I would either be a Tau because they get awesome Eutopian societies and really cool new technology or a Scourge just cuz they can fly. Being a marine would be fun as hell though...

**Goat**

I'd be an inquisitor bro... you get to accuse anyone you want removed from power a heretic and BAM! They get liquidated. You also live like a fat cat as you sit in your ivory tower, untouchable. All the while the dirt eating peasents barely scrap together an existense that you will probably just cut short for them anyway.

**Hospy**

Thunderhawk pilot.

Alternatively probably a Tau dude.

**Blaggard**

10th gen rogue trader. By then my family would have massed enough wealth and I'd be going round being a pee eye em pee.

**thenoobbomb**

High Lord of Terra or the boss of the Custodes. Awesome jobs.

**PunkNeverDie110**

A gue'la. So I could have a quite-normal life in a non-nazi intergalactic empire.

**Thatguyhsagun**

Inquisitor. Nothing like sacrificing any souls you wish while having entire systems provide you with what you need and praise you as a god. until you purge them cause you heard a rumor that jony said he overheard tom say he thinks there may be a cult on planet X

**thenoobbomb**

PunkNeverDie110 wrote:
E gue'la. So I could have a quite-normal life in a non-nazi intergalactic empire.

Be a High Lord. Rule that Intergalactic Empire.

**TheDraconicLord**

Ork Warboss of one of the powerful Clanz. It would be fun every single day until my eventual death, not giving a feth besides what was the next thing I'm gonna fight

And from the words of an eldar:
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude"
From Culture vs. Kultur: Thoughts on Orkish Society by Uthan the Perverse, a controversial Eldar philosopher

Codex: Orks (4th Edition), p. 8; Waaargh: Orks p. 62

**BaconUprising**

Goat wrote:
I'd be an inquisitor bro... you get to accuse anyone you want removed from power a heretic and BAM! They get liquidated. You also live like a fat cat as you sit in your ivory tower, untouchable. All the while the dirt eating peasents barely scrap together an existense that you will probably just cut short for them anyway.

That is a very good idea.

**Sir Samuel Buca**

I'd quite like to be a Techpriest, that'd be cool.

**Selym**

I would be the only logical choice. An Ork Nob.

Why:
-You love your life
-You can do what you want
-WAAAAAAAGH!!!

EDIT: Did I mention that you're also immortal?

**Evileyes**

I'd be Slaanesh.

**Selym**

Evileyes wrote:
I'd be Slaanesh.

Well.

I hadn't thought of that.

**Inquisitor Jex**

Inquisitor for the autority
Rogue Trader for the Freedom
High lord for the Power

**The Crusader**

I'd be the Emperor's Champion. Or Khorne. That'd be fun

**Thatguyhsagun**

I second slaanesh.

**2x210**

Khorne Berzerker

My only care is to swing a axe or sword and once I die I get to do that for an entirety against enemy after enemy.

That sort of simplicity would most likely make me a happy camper

**Savageconvoy**

Knowing my luck I'd end up entombed in a dreadnaught with an itchy nose.

**Trondheim**

Papa Nurgle or failing that a Wolf Lord with my own great company! Killing space nuns and spreading the viking word in the far grim future

**Thatguyhsagun**

Savageconvoy wrote:
Knowing my luck I'd end up entombed in a dreadnaught with an itchy nose.

Could be worse. Could be a chaos dread with an itchy nose.

**AnomanderRake**

Autarch, with some mixture of the Path of the Scorpion and the Path of the Hawk. Absurdly-fast pointy-eared long-lived sneaky space elf with a silent antigravity pack and a sword. What's not to like?

**BrotherOfBone**

Probably a Water Caste Tau, they seem to lead the most normal lives out of anybody..

**tommse**

Whatever I´d chose, i guess i would end up as a servitor... Hope it´ll be at a fething huge space-ship cannon...

**Dracoknight**

A Crisis suit pilot.

**Sir Samuel Buca**

Yeah, I'm changing my vote to Slaanesh too.

**curran12**

Eldar, either Ranger or Farseer.

**asimo77**

I imagine Daemon Princes have got it made. Immortal. Powerful. Just sit aound in your Daemon World doing whatever you want. That's my choice.

**Firehead158**

Either a Chaplain of the Ultramarines or Black Templars.

**Silentspy22**

Marbo.