40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get a pint of [insert favorite beverage here].

I insert Santa.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get a soggy pie

I insert a bane-blade tactically disguised as a bush

**snurl**

You get a cloaked Romulan Bird of Prey.

I insert Christmas Cookies.

**Ascalam**

You get New Year bottles

I insert a mini-drone with a bent propeller

**Cothonian**

You get an Ork Deffdread.

I insert a servoskull.

**snurl**

You get Servomation.

I insert Eggnog.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive Christmas Pudding.

I insert a snake. A slippery little snake.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a tub of lubricant.

I put in a rusty tank engine

**Pyeatt**

You receive an empty dakkajet shell and 3 orks who "believe it can fly"

I insert the new Blood angels Codex

**Tod**

You receive a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

I insert papa Nurgle

**snurl**

You recieve a black eye from the chap who cleans and services the machine.

I insert Bolt Action.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an angry note from GW

I put in a Stormclaw set

**the shrouded lord**

I isert my hops of becoming a better artist.

**Ascalam**

You get Craft Beer

I insert an overloading Shokk Attack Gun

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get a pair of smoking boots

I insert a commisar's cap

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get BLAMMED for taking a commissar's cap.

I insert a chain-kini.

**snurl**

You get a chain-condom.

I insert Cranberry sauce.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get an experience worse than five hours in a straightjacket.

I insert 1D4chan

**Pyeatt**

You get a human skin bound copy of Dranon's Delight 7

I insert a copy of FF7 and a blank blueray disk

**the shrouded lord**

I insert my art port folio.

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

You get the Liber Mortis

I insert a snowman

**Guardsmen Bob**

snurl wrote:
You get a chain-condom.

You get a fireman.

I insert a subpoena. The Vending Machine has been served.

**snurl**

You get a C&D order from GW Legal team.

I insert the TV remote.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive seasons 1-8 of the Simpsons

I insert a tau codex with strange, erotic writing all over it

**snurl**

You get a book of Nagash.

I insert a new box of Tomb Guard.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

you get a necron battleforce

i insert a box of matches

**snurl**

You get wooden fence terrain.

I insert Ratlings.

**bocatt**

You get Ogryns

I insert a quarter

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive two 10p pieces and one 5p piece

I insert a biscuit

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a cup of hot tea, and a cactus.

I insert a certain appendage.