40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**BladeTX**

You get that mad fresh tool set you always wanted.

I insert a pair of aces.

**snurl**

You get Fighting the Flying Circus by Eddie Rickenbacker.

I insert some Fire Giants.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive some frost trolls
I insert a

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive

I insert Eric the Ostrich.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a runaway rhea

I insert a 10 month-old taco

**Happyjew**

You receive a 12 month-old burrito.

I insert a 200 gallon drum of acid.

**Ascalam**

You get very happy hippies.

I insert very happy slaanesh cultists

**Co'tor Shas**

You get something? pink and rubbery

I insert a badger in it's default state (homicidal)

Sgt_Smudge wrote:
You receive

I insert Eric the Ostrich.

Is that a hatfilms reference?

**Co'tor Shas**

ignore

**Great White**

You receive honey

I insert the one ring

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the simmarillion

I insert a lit match

**JamesGang**

You receive used toilet paper.

I insert my finger...

**snurl**

You lose a tip.

I insert fresh lettuce.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a fat child

I insert a real life Panzer IV G

**Tjomball**

You recieve a flaming bag of candy floss

I insert a rusty nail..

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive a clean hammer.

I insert an outdated reference.

Co'tor Shas wrote:

Is that a hatfilms reference?

That it is.

**Sgt_Smudge**

**snurl**

You get an updated FAQ.

I insert Nagash.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive three cannonballs to the face.

I insert an organ gun

**JamesGang**

You receive a blu ray copy of The Rocketeer.

I Insert myself.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a Glorious Revolution (British history reference)

I insert a man of Iron (our most glorious leader, Stalin, projector of beautiful communist ideals (and starvation))

**snurl**

You get Tony Blair.

I insert all of my unpainted GW models.

**Hive Fleet Cerberus**

You receive Chinese knock-offs of your unpainted models made with the cheapest material possible.

I insert my pet rabbit.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive pink goo!

I insert a whip with hooks on the end

**JamesGang**

You receive a fishing rod made of noodles.

I insert 6th edition WFB rulebook.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a tree

I insert a slightly bad smelling pizza

**JamesGang**

You receive a crushed Pepsi can.

I insert games workshop's business model.

**Matthew**

You get tears of wargamers.

I insert a flashlight, no sorry a Lasgun

**JamesGang**

You get a monkey &$@¥ing a football.

I insert Thomas the tank, a 56" flat screen LCD tv and a moldy soft pretzel.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a mini-clone of the Vending Machine, and five 9mm bullets.

I insert Kim jong Un