40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Ascalam**

you get an interview, and a Discman

I insert marneus calgars helmet

**snurl**

You get a Dallas Cowboys helmet.

I insert an M4 Sherman.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an airmech armadillo tank

I insert a old computer that can't run steam

**Matthew**

You get The Interview.

I insert James Franco.

**King Pariah**

You get daemonically possessed Jonah Hill

I insert the commissar's hat

**JamesGang**

You get a pile of elephant dung.

I insert a crude joke.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You get a visit from a deamonette (you'd be surprised at what's under that loincloth)

I insert a burning heretic of the holy God Emprah's faith!!!!!!!!!

**JamesGang**

You receive a fire extinguisher.

I insert a screaming baby.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Jimmy Saville

I insert a firing squad

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a dance squad.

I insert the next person who posts.

**snurl**

You receive a god-like sense of empowerment.

I insert the Megatron rule.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Hasbro

I insert a war poster

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get plastic Green Army Men.

I insert all the dice that have failed me!

**JamesGang**

You receive the complete collection of Sectaurs action figures.

You lucky dog!

I insert my karate kommando chuck Norris.

**snurl**

You get Stretch Armstrong.

I insert a hot dog.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a half eaten hot dog.

I insert the racist rants of all the twelve year-olds on Call of Duty. Uncensored.

**scuzz_bucket**

You get the reactions of all the original Black Panthers... and their moms.

I insert my winning lotto ticket.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a lie.

I insert some tactical genius.

**snurl**

You get a Rubik's Cube.

I insert the blood of a yeti.

**perrsyu**

You get a gym membership.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

perrsyu wrote:
You get a gym membership.

You're meant to insert something.

So randomly, you receive a cat in a fish bowl

I insert a dakkajet

**JamesGang**

Hahahahaha! Exalted!

You receive "MOAR DAKKA!!!!"

I insert an automaton.

**King Pariah**

You get a tyranid ripper

I insert Sebastian Thor's head which I stole from Trazyn

**JamesGang**

You receive a bloody severed hand intent on retrieving your head for replacement.

I insert a keg of beer

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a TMNT

I insert a renaissance artist

**JamesGang**

You receive the Protestant reformation.

I would like to have inserted Chris Christie but he didn't fit.
Thus I insert the state of Virginia.

**King Pariah**

You receive half a twinkie

I insert Westboro Baptist Church

**Knight_Alpha**

You receive a bible.

I insert a Swarmlord's bone saber.

**JamesGang**

You receive Pat LaFontaine and Donald Audette.

I insert Carol Ann Freeling

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a free sex tape

I insert our spiritual liege, Rucka Rucka Ali