40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Matthew**

You get it stirred.

I insert a keyboard.

**snurl**

You get Stevie Wonder.

I insert cartridges for a Martini-Henry.

**Matthew**

You get an Oscar performance by NPH.

I insert a Looted Wagon.

**Ascalam**

You get a bright red, stolen 57 chevy....

I insert fuzzy dice

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive mothballs

I insert air freshener and a kidnapped person who thinks its a frebreeze ad

**JamesGang**

You receive a dirty cat box and a soiled rug. Soiled part not known at this time. Could be toxic.

I insert a lame horse.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive *BLAM*

I insert Dranon's Delight II

**JamesGang**

You receive peanut butter fiber bars and brewer's yeast.

I insert black mold.

**snurl**

You get the flu.

I insert unsharpened pencils.

**Happyjew**

You get back sharpened pencils. Apparently the vending machine doubles as a pencil sharpener.

I insert a bottle of headlight fluid.

**the shrouded lord**

You receive hair gell.
I insert my country, australia.

**Ascalam**

You get the best bloody hellhole on earth

I insert Damascus

**JamesGang**

You get the best and most religious bloody hellhole on earth

I insert a bottle of Drakkar Noir cologne

**Matthew**

You get a red bull. It's angry.

I insert Nyårsafton.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a slap for bringing in Vikingy words.

I insert my penis (I've needed to say that since the beginning of this thread)

**Happyjew**

You get a vasectomy.

I insert a 10 ft by 10 ft room with a treasure chest guarded by a dragon.

**Matthew**

You get my penis.

I insert a garden gnome.

**JamesGang**

You get his penis.

I insert pop tarts

**Hitty40**

You get a burning toaster.

I insert Matt Ward.

**Ascalam**

You get Matt Ward back, with REJECT stamped on his forehead.

I insert Ned Kelly

**snurl**

You get Kelly's Heroes.

I insert a Black Flag.

**Happyjew**

You get a White Flag, and a laundering bill.

I insert $2.50

**the shrouded lord**

you get 250 japanese yen.
i insert a cleaver, covered in the blood of my enemies.

**Egregious**

You receive an icon of Khorne.

I insert an old copy of Chrono Trigger.

**JamesGang**

You receive a DVD copy of Jason and the Argonauts.

I insert Snurl's head.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a razor blade.
I insert a fire axe, covered in he blood of myself. (by accident I dropped it on my foot.)

**snurl**

You get an infection and stitches.

I insert a birthday cake.

**the shrouded lord**

you get a funeral cake.
I insert the anime school days. (do not reply if yu haven't seen it or I will hunt you down and murder you with an axe)

**JamesGang**

You receive unrealistic cartoon depictions of teen angst, axe wielding murdering ridiculousness and the belief that all Japanese school girls wear inappropriate school uniforms.

I insert my Malifaux Guild Guards

I would have been too easy to say you received a boat, sunrise and a decapitated head.......haha

**Hitty40**

the shrouded lord wrote:
you get a funeral cake.
I insert the anime school days. (do not reply if yu haven't seen it or I will hunt you down and murder you with an axe)

You get Highschool of the Dead.
I insert this video.