40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**CREEEEEEEEED**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive unrealistic cartoon depictions of teen angst, axe wielding murdering ridiculousness and the belief that all Japanese school girls wear inappropriate school uniforms.

I insert my Malifaux Guild Guards

I would have been too easy to say you received a boat, sunrise and a decapitated head.......haha

Skipping Hiity40,

You receive Yughio

I insert a green stuff hand

**the shrouded lord**

you get green stuff foot.
i insert the hammer and sickle.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Stalin

I insert Hitler

**JamesGang**

You receive Spring Time!

I insert my detachable right toe.

**JamesGang**

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an ingrown left finger

I insert a tonail clipping.

**Cothonian**

You receive an old fish skeleton.

I insert an old Guardsman helmet.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive valor and sacrifice

I insert a puppy

**JamesGang**

You receive a hot blonde trophy wife with Robo-Dandruff.

I insert a chameleon.

**Happyjew**

You get a comma.

I insert a bitchin' camaro.

**JamesGang**

You get the thunderbirds.

I insert a fraction of a half of a pint.

**Happyjew**

You get Schrödinger's Glass. It is both half full and half empty at the same time.

I insert a cat, some poison, and a cesium atom.

**JamesGang**

You receive a zombie cat steampunk clock.

I insert this rash.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a duck.
I insert egg battered fish, my favoruite food, and a tasmanian devil.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You resceive a fish with devil horns screwed on

I insert a wombat

**snurl**

You get a Cricket bat.

I insert a common bat.

**Matthew**

You get George Clooney.

I insert George Clooney.

**JamesGang**

You get Batman with erect nipples.

I insert a dirty sock, clean underwear and shaving cream.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive most men's morning

I insert a razor

**Desubot**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive most men's morning

I insert a razor

You receive clam

I insert coffee

**JamesGang**

You receive 24 flavors, none of which are coffee flavored.

I insert a llama pelt and an Ulfberht sword.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a giant goat.
I insert japan.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a Tomogachi.

I insert the last surviving member of the ordos Chronos.

**Ascalam**

You get a copy of Kronos, delivered by a Chronos Pain Engine, who arrived on the Kronos 1

I insert sci-fi crossover fan fiction (shuddering)

**the shrouded lord**

you receive a mecha anime.
I insert fire.

**snurl**

You get brimstone.

I insert a pile of Pennies.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a pissed off cashier

I insert Tescos

**JamesGang**

You receive "half price" strawberries.

I insert Philadelphia.

**snurl**

You get the Schuylkill Expressway at rush hour.

I insert the bean dip.

**the shrouded lord**

BOOM.
I insert a white cane.