40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**the shrouded lord**

I jump into the machine, grab the axe before it is processed, chuck in my chainsword and pull myself back out, bleeding in many places and covered in smog and ash.

**JamesGang**

Ahhhh I wondered when so one would attempt to break this thread.

So Creeeeed throws in a chain axe.
Shrouded Lord in turn breaks the machine when he receives the chain axe prior to reinserting the chain sword he had previously received. And CREEEEED has never received anything in its place.... Or did he?

CREEEEEEEEED you receive Shrouded Lord, bleeding from every orifice as his shenanigans caused him serious discomfort...especially in the area of his "taint."

I insert a jar of peanut butter to appease the vending gods.

**Matthew**

You get a sandwich.

**scuzz_bucket**

You get nothing.

I insert a reaver titan.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

JamesGang wrote:
especially in the area of his "taint."

Sorry what?
For your offering of a reaver titan, you receive some tactical genius, aren't you lucky!

I insert Shrouded Lord's broken body, and a dildo to make him feel better, or something, I don't know if his taint involves Slanessh in any way.

**JamesGang**

You receive..........an adult book and video rental store and rubber gloves.

I insert a flower garden to bring it on home!

**the shrouded lord**

I am extremely concerned and you receive my discomfort.
I insert a pyramid.

**JamesGang**

You receive an ankh and a flesh eating scarab.

I insert NES California Games!

**snurl**

You get E.T. The Videogame.

I insert raw hamburger.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive shouded lord's rear

I insert his front, again

**the shrouded lord**

You receive a new me, lacking three fingers.
I insert a chatroom dakka dakka thing.

**sing your life**

You get /tg/.

I insert a box of Khorne flakes.

**JamesGang**

You receive Khorne bread.

I insert a corrupted Reaver titan

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive heresy, aren't you unlucky

I insert a laspistol to execute heretics with

**NinjaJc01**

You get congratulated by your commissar buddies.
I insert a badly painted old heavy flamer marine.

**snurl**

You get badly burned.

I insert all of my leftover GW bitz.

**JamesGang**

You receive potato salad with bacon!

I Insert a jelly doughnut.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a chocolate doughnut

I insert an American police force

**JamesGang**

You receive a wagon and bobby.

I insert $137.21

**snurl**

You get a new signature that is easy to understand.

I insert CREEEEEEED.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive KREEEEEEIG.
I insert the intestines of my greatest enemy.

**snurl**

You ges Sausages.

I insert two eggs, home fries and bacon.

**JamesGang**

You receive a plate with which to give me that delicious breakfast.

I insert a soiled diaper and an income tax evasion form.

**NinjaJc01**

You get your wallet stolen.
I insert A TL lasgun (It has a laser sight)

**JamesGang**

You receive a brick of cheddar.

I insert a llama's blood painted door.

**Happyjew**

You get your house passed over by God. Apparently, he understands that sometimes it's hard to get lambs blood.

I insert Matzah from 1984. It is still not moldy.

**JamesGang**

You receive hardtack from 1864. It is surprisingly not moldy as well.

I insert a Brazil nut.

**Da Stormlord**

You receive a walnut.

I insert money.

**NinjaJc01**

You get Bankrupted and put in a penal legion where you die from your explosive collar!
I insert a KR multicase(no miniatures inside)

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a certain cry as you realise the models have been Tactical Geniused away

I insert Tzeench just after he lost to me at chess