40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**JamesGang**

You receive a pawn.

I insert a shrimp.

**Desubot**

JamesGang wrote:
You receive a pawn.

I insert a shrimp.

You receive a pistol

I insert coca cola

**NinjaJc01**

You get cheap nobrand cola!
I insert my middle digit

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive my genitals in your face

I insert a pait of hooters, interprit it as you wish

**JamesGang**

CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
You receive my genitals in your face

I insert a pair of hooters, interpret it as you wish

Classic response!

You receive a motorboat. Interpret as you wish.

I insert a keg of beer

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get a keg of bears.

I insert a big fancy hat.

**JamesGang**

You receive old cushion foam.

I insert a glamour shot.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive fulgrim

I insert a hermaphrodite Empeors child marine

**Desubot**

You receive a non Hermaphrodite Emperors MAN marine

i insert dolphins. all of them

**Iron_Captain**

You receive a life sentence for poaching an entire species to extinction all by yourself.

I insert a long phallic object.

**sing your life**

Get a note from your workplace informing you of your new promotion.

I insert Morrisey.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive Bono

I insert U2 *spits*

**JamesGang**

You receive a beautiful day!

I insert the prime meridian.

**Guardsmen Bob**

You get Optimus Prime.

I insert an alternate future, where people wear hats on their feet, and shoes on their heads.

**JamesGang**

You receive Amsterdam after a good night of sex, drugs, and rock and roll!

I insert a glass of orange juice and a piece of burnt toast covered with elderberries

**the shrouded lord**

you receive better then my morning breakfast.
I insert the bibbley.

**NinjaJc01**

You get a nurgling that looks at you with a puzzled expression.
I insert a broken flying base.

**JamesGang**

You receive a grounded skimmer.

I insert a shark attack

**Happyjew**

You get a sharknado.

I insert a bad pun.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive the bad pun sign to wear for two days

I insert a dunce cap

**NinjaJc01**

You get lobotomized.
I insert 20 SM instruction manuals.

**snurl**

You get a roll of Charmin.

I insert a plastic bag.

**JamesGang**

You receive the god emperors colostomy bag.

I insert a pair of tweezers

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a wet transfer

I insert said transfer, now dry, on a mini and covered in 'ardcoat

**JamesGang**

How cruel that you take what was clearly given to me and insert it back without offering me the chance to enjoy said wet transfer.

You receive a fish slap!

I insert a dead hippo.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a llama

I insert an alpaca

**snurl**

You get alfalfa.

I insert a Lava Lamp.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a puddle of molten slag and some serious burns.

I insert all the crappily painted LotR models I have from when I was 12 or so.

**snurl**

You get Glamdring.

I insert a Whopper and fries.

**NinjaJc01**

You get a nurgling vomiting on your shoes.
I insert a AAA battery.