40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a silver mackerel tabby (google if you don't know what that is)

I insert a soft, fuzzy object.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a lump of tissue consistent with cat stomach membranes.

I insert Conrad Curze

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive Joe Biden.

I insert an angry politician.

**JamesGang**

You receive Sawney Bean.

I insert Scottish myths

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive verse two of the United Kingdom's national anthem

I insert the Queen

**lliu**

You receive Hitler.

I insert Mitt Romney.

**Verviedi**

You recieve a person wearing a Google hat.

I insert my router.

**KaptinBadrukk**

lliu wrote:
You receive Hitler.

I insert Mitt Romney.

You receive nuts

I insert a piece of bacon.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a pissed off JamesGang

I insert a hippo

**lliu**

You receive lots of crashing.

I insert a cat.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a face

I insert that same face with cat scratch marks on it

**snurl**

You get a feverish Ted Nugent.
I insert leftover ham.

**JamesGang**

You receive delicious leftovers with which to make breakfast.

I insert a moldy peep.

**snurl**

You get last years leftover Halloween candy.

I insert an empty dishwasher.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive an ironing board.

I insert an iron

**lliu**

You receive a burn.

I insert some of my bitz.

**JamesGang**

You receive a C&D to retain your bits and to not redistribute.

I insert a battery operated boyfriend.

**Happyjew**

You get a coin-operated Goy.

I insert a Foreigner belt that gives the wearer "all the powers of 70's supergroup, Foreigner."

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a flight round the globe

I insert a laser

**ZergSmasher**

You get a flashlight.

I insert a block of C4 (rigged to explode in 30 seconds!)

**Verviedi**

You recieve a [DATA EXPUNGED]. Your death and the deaths of anyone in the building with you are covered up.

I insert an X-Sponge.

**snurl**

You get an X-ray.

I insert the value of X.

**Verviedi**

You recieve pie.

I insert an egg.

**snurl**

You get crack.

I insert the extra bitz box.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive all the lost information in the universe

I insert a scroll

**JamesGang**

You receive the dust of disappearance

I insert a piece of pancetta.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive a restaurant menu printed in Italian.

I insert a can of Spaghetti-Os.

**snurl**

You get cat food.

I insert a sharp pencil.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a paper cut

I insert batman

**lliu**

You receive a note telling to kindly refrain from putting meaningless self-confident junk in the machine.

I insert the XI chapter.