40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**JamesGang**

You receive the 3rd diaper

I insert an aquarium

**snurl**

You get a terrarium.

I insert dinner.

**JamesGang**

You get Irish breakfast.

I insert my ipad

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive an ipod.

I insert a peace of bacon.

**JamesGang**

You receive a fish slap!

Welcome back buddy!

I insert a gefilte fish

**KaptinBadrukk**

Thanks for the welcome! Had to track a severe weather outbreak (spc.noaa.gov for more details)

You receive a cod fish

I insert my nook.

**JamesGang**

You receive breakfast.

I insert a twister

**ZergSmasher**

A mysterious hand reaches out of the machine, lunges at your chest, and...
You get a nurple!

I insert a Covenant Grunt.

**snurl**

You get a sore finger.

I insert oxygen.

**Verviedi**

You recieve H2O2.

I insert a piece of paper with a Monty Python skit on it.

**snurl**

You get a Parrot. Its not dead, really.

I insert a random Star Trek episode.

**Happyjew**

You get some sort of alcohol. It is green.

I insert an unpainted Tyranid army.

**lliu**

You receive a facepalm.

I insert a big explosion.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a firecracker.

I insert a whole string of firecrackers.

**Happyjew**

You get Defensive Grenades.

I insert a 3-way battle report between Nurglings, Canoptek Scarabs and Ripper Swarms.

**JamesGang**

You receive Space Marine, the novel.

I insert C.S.Lewis

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive SC lewis.

I insert Bruce Rauner (See what you think of budget cuts, dumbass)

**JamesGang**

You receive possibly the worst greatest pension reform ever!

I insert these four fingers

**NinjaJc01**

You receive 2 middle fingers. No hands, just fingers.
I insert today being my birthday!

**snurl**

You get a cake and a fishslap.

I insert my cat.

**NinjaJc01**

You recieve your house covered in fur, inside and out. (That seems to be what my cat does)
I insert an invoice for a Valkyrie.

**snurl**

You get sticker shock.

I insert some reasonably priced wargame figures.

**Ascalam**

you get Bones

I insert bones....

**NinjaJc01**

You get a pot of Usbshati Bone (Can't spell)
I insert Mechanum standard grey.

**JamesGang**

You receive Trstors enamel metallic purple.

I insert ELO

**JamesGang**

Thread not updating for me again....uh oh...

**KaptinBadrukk**

Ascalam wrote:
you get Bones

I insert bones....

You get the American National Anthem.

I insert the dawn's early light.

**snurl**

You get what so proudly we haled.

I insert the twilight's last gleaming.

**JamesGang**

Wait you skipped two people!? Wtf?

You receive the rockets red glare.

I insert the proof through the night

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive the cats and dogs meowing a woofing the song.

I insert the orks singing the song.