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You receive nothing

I insert nothing

You get a telling off for cheating the system.
I insert Pythonic Humour.

You get a dead parrot.

I insert a dead horse. Badly beaten.

You get a live horse that beats YOU badly.

I insert two empty halves of a coconut.

You get a horse, of course.

I insert a used NASCAR tire.

You receive a burnt rubber......

I insert a glowstick

You recieve a lava lamp.

I insert technological heresy.

You get Glow in the dark condoms.

I insert unwanted Happy Meal Toys.

You recieve unwanted Kids Meal toys.

I insert a metal box.

You receive a vision of a metal box.

You recieve technological heresy and a mechandendrite-poke.

I insert sunglasses.

You receive Kevin bacon.

I insert a cow.

You get a McDonald.

I insert a bell.

You get A squad of Space Wolves.

I insert a Tau Riptide.

You get a fully operational stealthsuit

I insert a farseer

You receive over 9000 turkeys.

I insert Infinity (not the game)

You get infinity [the game]

I insert a cup of green tea with cream and sugar.

You get over 9000 turkeys

I insert a password.

You recieve one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

I insert tentacles.

You get an imported cartoon.

I insert some fresh doughnuts.

one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

Okay LT CMDR Data...

 snurl wrote:
You get an imported cartoon.

I insert some fresh doughnuts.

You receive moldy bread.

I insert a cup of coffee

The current vending machine vibrates for a moment before suddenly pulling from the wall and flying down the hallway.

You receive a new Vending machine in 3 to 8 weeks.

I insert a "Legion of the Damned" Squad.

You get the song "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC.

I insert an empty soda can.

 Vanguard-13 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
one seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock.

Okay LT CMDR Data...

Actually, it's KaptinBadrukk. I deactivated Lt. Cmdr. Data...

You get a full soda can.

I insert a pepsi.

You receive the Cola wars.

I insert Billy Joel

You recieve a salty guitar.

I insert my middle finger.

You get a mild shock and a fish slap.

I insert wet wipes.

you receive rose wood sand paper

I insert 4041 techno remix's