40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Vanguard-13**

You get a $500 fine for pirating music.

I insert a Void Shield Generator.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You receive a peace of bacon.

I insert a thunderstorm warning

**Happyjew**

You get hurricane strength winds without a hurricane.

I insert chicken wings.

**ZergSmasher**

You receive spicy buffalo sauce.

I insert the entire DVD collection of M*A*S*H.

**snurl**

You get T*R*A*S*H.

I insert Baltimore.

**lliu**

You get the Great Depression.

**lliu**

I insert a parking ticket.

**Vanguard-13**

((M*A*S*H* was awesome!

))

You get 1,000 c-bills.

I insert a Tie Fighter.

**Happyjew**

You get a TYE wing. More commonly referred to as a DIE-wing.

I insert a heavily modified Corellian YT-1300 Transport.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get over 9000 turkeys

I insert an insane amount of money

**Vanguard-13**

You get one GW Space Marine.

I insert a bottle of vodka.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a bottle of apple juice

I insert vodka (whatever that is)

**Vanguard-13**

Vodka is alcohol made from potatoes.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Vanguard-13 wrote:
Vodka is alcohol made from potatoes.

Oh, I see.

Continue on.

**snurl**

I insert a bottle of Crystal Head Vodka, the finest.

**JamesGang**

You receive a glorious night you can't remember and a day long headache and inability to eat or drink for 14 hours.

I insert anti-diahreal pills.

**snurl**

You get a cork.

I insert Plaster of Paris.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get clay.

I insert a chariot.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the movie Ben-Hur.

I insert a Roman galley.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a nurgling.

I insert pants

**JamesGang**

You receive socks.

I insert a bare midriff

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a rusty nickel

I insert an upgraded tactical genius.

**JamesGang**

You receive a willy wonka meme.

I insert a bar of soap

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get his fist ever ready for a knockdown blow.

I insert an Atom.

**snurl**

You get an ant.

I insert victorious nannites.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a necron.

I insert powdered donuts.

**snurl**

You get fat.

I insert a Sunday Newspaper.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the St. Louis Post-Dispatch.

I insert pingas

**snurl**

You get whacked.

I insert a hard-bound book.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a request to Give GW £60

I insert the rumourmill