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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get 3 to 5.

I insert the last doughnut.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get a badly damaged Voyager.

I insert Annorax

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Corvus Corax.

I insert Homer Simpson.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Day 161

I insert Day 207

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get day 368.

I insert ISIS.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Dakota Johnson.

I insert Dakka Dakka.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get a book about miniature wargaming.

I insert Austin Powers.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a Fat Bastard.

I insert Warhammer Quest.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get D&D.

I insert Zerg Smasher.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get additional Pylons.

I insert the Red Alert 2 Prism tank.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a metal Box.

I insert Rubicon Models.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Confucious.

I insert Dragon Models Limited.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Games Workshop Limited.

I insert OIIIIIIIIIO

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

You get a Slinky.

I insert an Etch-A-Sketch.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a set of photo etch.

I insert Markiplier.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






You get Freddy Fazbear.

I insert a 1/48 scale modelkit of an E-2C Hawkeye.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
-------------------------------------------
We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
-------------------------------------------
It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





 korbenn wrote:
You get Freddy Fazbear.

I insert a 1/48 scale modelkit of an E-2C Hawkeye.


You get a 1/48 scale modelkit of an E-2C Hawkeye but 48 times bigger on your face.
I insert a Tau KXV-136 Supremacy Suit.

Albert Einstein wrote:
If you don't think you have any TFG's at your club, you are the TFG

Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman

3700 Points + Kabuki Vulkan
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman
'Does Sigismund deserve a slap, Captain Torgaddon? Probably. In the spirit of comradeship, let him be. He bruises easily.’ - Rogal Dorn  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get a Gundam.

I insert Vladmir Putin.

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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





 sing your life wrote:
You get a Gundam.

I insert Vladmir Putin.

You get Ukraine.
I insert Matt Ward's Grey Knights codex.

Albert Einstein wrote:
If you don't think you have any TFG's at your club, you are the TFG

Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman

3700 Points + Kabuki Vulkan
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman
'Does Sigismund deserve a slap, Captain Torgaddon? Probably. In the spirit of comradeship, let him be. He bruises easily.’ - Rogal Dorn  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get Love Can Bloom.

I insert rowboatjellyfanxiii

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





You get Your Spiritual Liege,
I insert sing your life.

Albert Einstein wrote:
If you don't think you have any TFG's at your club, you are the TFG

Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman

3700 Points + Kabuki Vulkan
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman
'Does Sigismund deserve a slap, Captain Torgaddon? Probably. In the spirit of comradeship, let him be. He bruises easily.’ - Rogal Dorn  
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You get the Messiah.

I insert a Stug IV.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get obliterated by my Flash Gitz.

I insert Hurricane Danny

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





You get Hurricane Egoraptor.
I insert Vallejo model colour black.

Albert Einstein wrote:
If you don't think you have any TFG's at your club, you are the TFG

Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman

3700 Points + Kabuki Vulkan
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman
'Does Sigismund deserve a slap, Captain Torgaddon? Probably. In the spirit of comradeship, let him be. He bruises easily.’ - Rogal Dorn  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get the following
A warning from the mods
900 fish slaps
a PM that says 'STOP SPAMMING THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
You get the following
A warning from the mods
900 fish slaps
a PM that says 'STOP SPAMMING THE FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

I insert a thunderstorm warning.


You get an actual thunderstorm warning in your area ( happening as we speak )

I insert Alpharius.

Albert Einstein wrote:
If you don't think you have any TFG's at your club, you are the TFG

Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman

3700 Points + Kabuki Vulkan
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman
'Does Sigismund deserve a slap, Captain Torgaddon? Probably. In the spirit of comradeship, let him be. He bruises easily.’ - Rogal Dorn  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get a locked account.

I insert a borg ship

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





You get a pre release TERMINATOR GENISYS Bluray.

I insert a condom.

Albert Einstein wrote:
If you don't think you have any TFG's at your club, you are the TFG

Full Chapter + Kabuki Guilliman

3700 Points + Kabuki Vulkan
XIIIth Legion 8500 Points + ForgeWorld Guilliman
'Does Sigismund deserve a slap, Captain Torgaddon? Probably. In the spirit of comradeship, let him be. He bruises easily.’ - Rogal Dorn  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

You get Esus

I insert God

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

You get Tzeentch.

I insert one of the Easter Island statue heads.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
 
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