40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get 50 shades of grey.

I insert the last piece of Pizza.

**rowboatjellyfanxiii**

You get herpes, greedy

I insert The Joker.

**korbenn**

You get an angry Batman yelling; "WERE IS HE!!!"

I insert silver age Superman with al his wierd extra powers.

**rowboatjellyfanxiii**

korbenn wrote:
You get an angry Batman yelling; "WERE IS HE!!!"

I insert silver age Superman with al his wierd extra powers.

You get Goku VS Superman.

I insert mustard.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You. Receive. A. Peace. Of. Bacon.

I. Insert. A. Thunderstorm. Warning.

**rowboatjellyfanxiii**

You recieve a spelling correction;
*piece

I insert a thunderstorm warning.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock.

I insert Data imitating Picard.

**korbenn**

You get Patrick Steward performing shakespeare.

I insert William Shatner.

**sing your life**

You get a canoe.

I insert a credit card.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a penny.

I insert a Batarang.

**sing your life**

You get a belt.

I insert this insect flyring around annoying me right now.

**rowboatjellyfanxiii**

You get Typhus.
I insert Angron.

**sing your life**

You get an anger managemant book.

I insert the Heavy Weapons Guy.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert a test

**sing your life**

You get a note telling you to "apply yourself".

I insert the Smiths.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get the Smurfs.

I insert The Ultrasmurfs.

**sing your life**

You get Stephanie Meyer.

I don't insert anything.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get nothing.

I insert a note.

**sing your life**

You get Another Code.

I insert Total War.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get world peace.

I insert the following.

laptop
ipod
iphone
ipod touch
psp
psp go
nintendo ds
nintendo dsi
nintendo wii
ps3
xbox 360
car
rolex watch
hd tv
blu ray player
stereo
motorbike and helmet
a hooker
dvd player
my own satelite dish
my own superhero costume with a rocket pack attached
my own secret underground base
a pet cat
pet dog
pet snake
pet rabbit
pet meerkat
digital camera
new trainers
a crown
jewels
diamonds
black leather jacket
black jean jacket
blue jean jacket
and world peace for all mankind

**korbenn**

You get a Buddha.

I insert the Metal Gear franchise.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a rubber snake.

I insert StarCraft 2.

**snurl**

You get KISS: Psycho Circus

I insert a tampon.

**korbenn**

You get a period so bloody it makes a Khorne bloodthirster blush.

I insert a cotton swab.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a Q tip.

I insert the last straw

**sing your life**

You get a camel.

I insert a troll.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the "You Make Da Call" forum on DakkaDakka.

I insert the Warhammer 40k 7th edition Big Rulebook.

**snurl**

You get the free 8th edition Ao40K pdf.

I insert several small fruit flies.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get hundreds of fish coming out of the machine, all fish slapping you.

I insert snow.

**snurl**

You get crushed ice.

I insert Badrukk