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 purplefood wrote:
I can see the first few searches being kinda reasonable, maybe even the first enema at an extreme stretch but three enemas and a colonoscopy?
Bit much.


Any reason they couldn't do an X-ray instead?

Way faster and less invasive.

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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

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Ramsden Heath, Essex

Truly last year the poor accused had an annus horribilis.

Still with $1.6M in the bank he's flipped it to a real annus mirabilis.






Just a few latin bum puns for mah Ancient Greek peeps!

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Probably work

 Grey Templar wrote:

Any reason they couldn't do an X-ray instead?

Way faster and less invasive.

I'd imagine invasion has some appealing component to it, for some of the parties involved.

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North West UK

 Grey Templar wrote:


Any reason they couldn't do an X-ray instead?

Way faster and less invasive.


They did.

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 Ouze wrote:

Well, you don't stuff facts into the Right Wing Outrage Machine©. My friend, you load it with derp and sensationalism, and then crank that wheel.
 
   
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Sadly, it wasn't enough to get to the bottom of the issue so they had to probe the matter further.

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Boston!

 filbert wrote:
Sadly, it wasn't enough to get to the bottom of the issue so they had to probe the matter further.


Bummer.
   
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Pleasant Valley, Iowa

Well, it all worked out in the end.

 lord_blackfang wrote:
Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.

 Flinty wrote:
The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
 
   
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Ramsden Heath, Essex

It does seem to have been rectalified to his satisfaction.

Hopefully Hidalgo County PD don't try to sneak something like this through the back door again. Perhaps they will make a good fist of it instead.

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Australia

Bloody hell, Dakka Dakka, you lot are amazing at puns to do with an individuals backside. But, alas, I don't think this will be the end of them.

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Newport, S Wales

 Marine_With_Heart wrote:
Bloody hell, Dakka Dakka, you lot are amazing at puns to do with an individuals backside. But, alas, I don't think this will be the end of them.


No, they will quiet down for a while, butt they will rear up again in due time

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 Atma01 wrote:

And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.

daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
 
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