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Well, we're underneath a sun. Would that be a good enough description of where we are?

What is this heresy? A talking walrus-kitten? It's so... ADORABLE... **bends on knee for SkavenLord** How may I serve you?

*Vomits ripe swarms every where*
Mwoo ha ha! Take this zombies! We have more more wounds than you!

Zombies? Zombies?! We are no zombies foul Demon-bug! We are skeletons! We are Legion!

Die, foul skeleton! Face me at once!

This will be over quickly... *Raises Halberd*
Killing blow... Ready to meet your end, foolish man?

*Additional targets spotted. The Ravener is rapidly multiplying beyond previously known limits. Present AA hostiles remain minimal. The swarm is engaging a horde of unidentified Undead.

Alert. High value target detected. Designation: Loyalist Astartes. Chapter not recognised. Entering visual range, standby.

My end? Oh, you are mistaken, wretched scum, for I am Sergeant Smudgius of the Death Angels Chapter, and your pathetic vassals are no match for an Astartes!
**raises axe and shield**

*bites random skelaton in half*
BLAH! YOU TASTE LIKE BROKHALI!!
*uses talons to scrape own Tongue, trying to get the taste off.*

*Bob's hand juts out of the sand and flails around*

DESERT ZOMBIE!
* bites Bob's hand, not realising he is alive*
*hears bob scream*
BOB!
* pulls bob from the sand*
still got that cat?
Yes?
Good, everyone knows skeletons are vulnerable to cats.
ACHOO!
So am I.
Ok, LETS KILL SOME SKELETONS!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGE! *realizes it doesn't have any back legs*
Erm... You guys go ahead. I'll catch up.

You fools! Cat-walruses are weak in the desert! Weak in the sands! Ha ha ha!

Legions, forward! This inconceivably large room will be ours!

Curses! Sand! My greatest weakness! Ooh! A tank!
*Sees a tank with a plasma cannon and hops on*
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my tail!

Curses! Wait...

Priest, incant a curse on that cat-walrus before it gets here, otherwise we a re surely doomed!

*bursts out of ground and eats priest.*
NO ONE HURTS THE CAT!
He smells like rainbows...

Primary weapon reporting overheat - coolant venting in progress. *sprays out superheated coolant from vents surrounding the plasma blastgun's muzzle."

Incoming hostile air support. Xenos lifeform detected - threat level aptus non. Recommend: Disengage. Additional: Evade.

Awaiting input.

Unit1126PLL! Take out that renegade Thunderhawk! If you can't I'll throw the cat-walrus at it! Everyone knows that cat-walruses can claw open Thunderhawks like paper!

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Unit1126PLL! Take out that renegade Thunderhawk! If you can't I'll throw the cat-walrus at it! Everyone knows that cat-walruses can claw open Thunderhawks like paper!

Insufficient elevation on primary weapon system. Traverse speeds for secondary weapons inadequate. Recommend: reassess order. Additional: This unit is not optimized for ground-to-air engagement.

well, um, shoot ME out of the turret, ill use my serpent body to turn in the air.

 the shrouded lord wrote:
well, um, shoot ME out of the turret, ill use my serpent body to turn in the air.

I will comply. Advisory: Your likelyhood of survival is low. Advisory: The likelyhood that you will hit the target is low.

*depresses plasma blastgun barrel towards The Shrouded Lord*

You are a fool for eating the priest! We are undead! Even now he can attack you from within!

*Priest casts a hex on the shrouded lord*

See? Even now he fights for his freedom!

We shall cease our attack if you agree not to invade our pyramids, then this unimaginably large room can be at some sort of peace at last...

if I die my conscience will just go into one of my ripper/raveners.

*Heat signatures from Stormblade decreasing. Maintaining position above Baneblade chassis firing vectors. Engaging hover mode. Note: Undead hordes seem prepared to assault the Stormblade. Standing by.*

AHHHHH!
*flys through the sky, smoke trailing behind*
*VWWAAA-DIINNNGG*
*hits side of thunderhawk*
om nom nom.
*starts chewing way into thunderhawk*

Unit 1126PL! Think you can fire me like a cannonball into that Thunderhawk there too?

 SkavenLord wrote:
Unit 1126PL! Think you can fire me like a cannonball into that Thunderhawk there too?

Negative. Thunderhawk has begun hovering directly above this unit. Weapon elevation insufficient. Recommend: Retire from front-line with all due haste away from the Thunderhawk. Additional: Engagement capabilities remain against ground targets.

*Looks up in fear*
Sounds good to me! Let's get out of here!
You don't suppose you could back up while firing your turret at the enemy right?

 SkavenLord wrote:
*Looks up in fear*
Sounds good to me! Let's get out of here!
You don't suppose you could back up while firing your turret at the enemy right?

Affirmative. *begins to back up away from hordes of undead and out from under thunderhawk, firing.*

*Full alert. Boarder detected. A Tyranid life-form is penetrating the hull. Bio-acid biomorph likely present. Damage to Thunderhawk functionality remains minimal. Acquiring target... Target acquired. Heavy Bolter auto-turrets activating.*