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2014/03/25 22:58:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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*wiping off excess ion energy, Bob walks over*
"You know...I've been around this galaxy and I've not seen anyone like you. I've seen heresy, and I don't think you're doing it right. Is this what Tau heresy looks like, because, I think you should find a different source of worship."
Bob grins.
"Have you heard of someone called Gork, or possibly Mork? I think worshiping them would suit you better...at least before the Emperor's Faithful cleanse you. Just thought you should know."
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/03/25 23:06:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Morphing Obliterator
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SO... IF I AM NOT FOLLOWING THE EMPEROR... THE EMPEROR'S MEN KILL ME? IN THAT CASE....
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS GOD-EMPEROR!
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/03/25 23:24:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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"Sadly, The Emperor's Men will still try to kill you. It's part of the religion I'm afraid." *Bob pulls out a knife and sticks it in thepowerfulwill's leg.* " Sorry, I'm just obeying religious law, no hard feelings? "
*Bob goes back to punch that other Tau who shot him."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/03/25 23:25:06
After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/03/25 23:43:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Morphing Obliterator
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*An idea strikes the tau*
IT'S BECAUSE I'M AN ALIEN RIGHT? WELL NOW....
*He pulls the skin off a nearby corpse... WHY IS THERE A CORPSE... and drapes it over himself, forming a skin tight suit.*
WELL NOW I'M NOT!
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/03/26 02:30:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Yuck!
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2014/03/26 07:04:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Urrgghh. I don't want to look at you any more.
Bob, next time don't just stab his leg!
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2014/03/26 08:16:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Wraith
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*Noms on ThePowerfulWill*
The hive mind questions the taste of this human-tau thing.
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/26 08:21:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Would you care for some analgesic then?
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2014/03/26 08:43:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Out in the country in Denmark. Zealand
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Nah, a chop to tha 'ead works betta. 'Course, tha bad side o' 'dat is tha fact that 'e dies of that.
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2014/03/26 11:26:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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That works too I guess.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2014/03/26 11:38:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Morphing Obliterator
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Could you please release my HUMAN arm from your jaws? It is property of the glorious god-emperor.
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/03/26 11:40:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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*looks t the tau*
You know what?
Feth this.
*teleports to Antarctica*
now, time for some peice and quiet.
*pulls a book from no where.*
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2014/03/26 13:28:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Agreed; feth this, I'm going home.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2014/03/26 15:02:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Charges Hive Fleet Cerberus*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/03/26 15:02:55
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2014/03/26 15:19:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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...did anyone say "charge"?
Kill, kill, kill!
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2014/03/26 15:39:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Wraith
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 thepowerfulwill wrote: Could you please release my HUMAN arm from your jaws? It is property of the glorious god-emperor.
Sorry *Noms on Tau arm instead*
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/26 15:42:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Kill!
That always works.
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2014/03/26 18:45:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Wraith
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*Dies*
*Is Replaced with 10 raveners by the hive mind*
*Noms the heretic*
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/26 19:00:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Morphing Obliterator
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Yes! Go fellow servants of the emperor! SLAY THE HERETIC!
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/03/26 19:18:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I'm not so su- kill-re if iron is that tasty. Kill!
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2014/03/26 19:56:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2014/03/26 20:04:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Out in the country in Denmark. Zealand
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*And Crazygit just elects to sit on a rocket-propelled floaty chair, hovering above all the carnage as he eats a bucket full of squiggen legs.*
Boy, tha's lot o' messin' 'round.
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2014/03/26 21:22:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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*Kharaxx has given up all tries of making any sense of the situation. He just sits down (He tried sitting on a table, it instantly shattered beneath his weight) and thinks about life.*
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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a  |
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2014/03/26 21:29:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Wraith
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 BrotherHaraldus wrote:*Kharaxx has given up all tries of making any sense of the situation. He just sits down (He tried sitting on a table, it instantly shattered beneath his weight) and thinks about life.*
*Noms on conveniently visible thought bubbles* Thoughts taste weird.
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/26 23:37:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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They do?
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2014/03/27 00:09:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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...You're to attractive for this place. This is a place of ONLY WARRRRRR. (Yes, I just hijacked it.) Go get yourself some tentacles, scars and bionics, and then we're talking. Get true sexiness, like my armoured form. *Flexes* Awwwh yeah, that's the stuff.
I can help with the scar part, though...
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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a |
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2014/03/27 00:15:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Wraith
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*The hivemind is the sexiest thing alive!*
*Flexes thousands of tyranid minds*
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/27 02:12:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Truly believing that the warp has finally taken his mind, none of the crazy gak that's going on phases him. He just walks by with a bowl of cereal, and starts eating at the same table as Kharnaxx.
He looks up for a moment. "Hey...how're things goin' with you?"
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/03/27 02:20:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Wraith
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 Guardsmen Bob wrote:Truly believing that the warp has finally taken his mind, none of the crazy gak that's going on phases him. He just walks by with a bowl of cereal, and starts eating at the same table as Kharnaxx.
He looks up for a moment. "Hey...how're things goin' with you?"
*Grabs spoon an noms Bobs cereal*
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Dear old friends, remember Navarro |
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2014/03/27 02:23:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Morphing Obliterator
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Gaze upon my HUMAN beauty! Gifted to me by the high ethereal the god emperor!
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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The Emperor's Redemption: 
