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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
You have to be an ork to be a burna boy.

*Blasts Cthuluspy with her fusion gun*

No you don't.

That is a fusion gun, not a burna.
Completely different.

*breaths fire at CathululsSpy*
"i am a burna."
*starts laughing.*

*Twirls Konniver's Kunai in hand while whistling. While still being behind sing your life*

I still burnt you, so I guess that makes me a Burna Boy.

*Backstabs sing your life*

Really, my dear, that was too easy. A shame. You seemed like a promising young girl.

*Loses a wound and is now down to 1*

How dare you? Char Lizard, attack!

*Charlizard burns Customlime*

I appear to have burst into flames! *Runs away burning*

Oi! I'm not finished with you!

Take..... this!

*Jarates on Custom lime*

"cool! i want to be able to do that!" *runs around the room like a child jumping and giggleing.*

I have been shown who is the boss... *goes and cries in corner*

I think I have

*puts on sunglasses*

tipped the scales.

No. I think not. *Takes out enforcer and shoots at sing your life*

*bounces in the way of the shot and gets launched across the room.*

Mon Dieu! Not... Uhhh... Barney! How could I shoot something so cute?

Oh wait. I am the spy! *laughs* *snorts* *laughs some more*

Pardon the delay my dear, I was busy skinning your familiy alive and watching their skinless forms squirm in agony before my feet, so anything new and intresting happen?

I stabbed a 13 year old girl and shot this little dinosaur thing. Business per usual for me.

As for my family well... I have clones of them ready in case they should perish. Being the handsome rogue that I am I fully expect people to threaten my loved ones. So, I have back ups.

I hope you killed the Sniper. The amount of pornagraphy drawn by depraved young people of me and him making love is staggering and unfounded. I much prefer alien women! In particular Eldar. That wonderful story "Love Can Bloom" has particularly wet my appetite.

*Revs up autocannon*
By the emperors wrath, let none survive.

Errr....You mean that human "familiy" dont come in pairs? if so I may own you an appology, or some flowers.
Ah yes, glad to see that you and one of my creations are locked in a mortal feude

 Trondheim wrote:
Errr....You mean that human "familiy" dont come in pairs? if so I may own you an appology, or some flowers.
Ah yes, glad to see that you and one of my creations are locked in a mortal feude

I'll take either. Actually, just the apology. No offense meant but I do not want to know what passes for flowers with your kind.

I knew you were insane before with all of the talk of skinning people alive or turning them into monsters. But making the Sniper? A man who lives in a van, fills jars with his own urine and throws them at people? That's too far.

Sorry that I....sorta skinned, salted and sold your familiy and their clones then. Wont happen again
Muahahahhahahahahaha

More where that came from. Or not. I really do not care. I mostly use them as bait to find my enemies. Say, is that human skin you are wearing now?

Maybe? Not quite sure, Im somewhat less evil this morning. Had my cup of sorrow, grief and despair so the day may yet turn out to be a evil one

Mmm. Looks good on you. If skinning people alive and selling their skins is less evil I wonder what your truly evil side looks like.

Why thank you, such an gentleman. Well its actualy quite the spectacle

I can be quite the nice man so long as you do not get on my bad side. Those who get on my bad side either disappear or get the cold shoulder from me. Besides, spending as much time in that home city of yours has given me a new appreciation for the Dark Eldar. Until they get blood on my suit.

I do want to see that evil side now. I wonder what you will do to that lizard thing and her friend.

In case you haven't noted, the lizard thing and the girl have mysteriously disappeared.

No, I was just in the corner crying over my eternal virginity.

Let's make sure that'll remain eternal.

*readies bolter*

Chaos scum detected. The Heretic shall burn