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Not I. I stay at home all day while creating fortresses, and then I try to destroy them.

I think you're lying. the truth is that you want to go out for a romantic meal with me, after which you want to come back to my house and mate with me.

 sing your life wrote:
I think you're lying. the truth is that you want to go out for a romantic meal with me, after which you want to come back to my house and mate with me.

I.. no. Why would I want to use my heavy artillery (which may not work) to reproduce with a Xenos witch?

We could breed a army of Psychic Astartes and take over the galaxy together.

Psychics are dirty foul mutants. I already create Astartes. Together? Hah!

Psychic astartes are so much better than normal astartes. Haven't your seen your sorcerers in action? They're pretty awesome.

They're Sorcerers, not Psychics, just like how Space Wolf priests aren't Psykers!

AND MY AXE!!! *looks both ways confused* oh wait this isn't Rivendell, sorry my bad *Embarrassed face

You just ruined a romantic moment between me and Pertuabo. Bad Dwarf!

*Casts doom on Gimli*

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Oh dear, you look even worse than than Emperor Palpatine! You have my sincere compasion, and oh here is the number to a really, really good plastic surgeon I know of

.you! How dare you! What planet are you from? I'll burn it to the ground.

I dare very much you stumbeling brute, now shut your wookiehole and be glad that someone offerd you a way to remove that rather distasefull look of yours.

Brute? How dare you insolent little wretch insult me with your fancy, honeyed words!

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Brute? How dare you insolent little wretch insult me with your fancy, honeyed words!

Because I unlike you, dont make daemons weep and mirrors to shatter when I walk past. That and I feel sorry for someone with such massive daddy issues like you

Woah... this is still going?

You look you need some help.

*Casts Prescience on Da Ork Killa*

 Trondheim wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Brute? How dare you insolent little wretch insult me with your fancy, honeyed words!

Because I unlike you, dont make daemons weep and mirrors to shatter when I walk past. That and I feel sorry for someone with such massive daddy issues like you

Those Daemons weep because they fear me! Mirrors shatter because the ground trembles with every step I take! And my daddy is dead! I destroyed his fortress and then he got killed! Hah!

Can't we just calm down and have some cookies instead?

 sing your life wrote:
You just ruined a romantic moment between me and Pertuabo. Bad Dwarf!

*Casts doom on Gimli*

*Hipster Gimli rolls to dispel Doom and passes on Irresistible force*

Eh, I'm so confused. Who's this Portobello fella? What game are we playing? Where the Mordor am I?

IC: We're not playing any game. This is real life as far as I know. His name is Pertuabo and I'm trying to arrange a romantic date with him, which you are getting in the way of. We're all supposed to be in a room.

 coolbrobunny wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
You just ruined a romantic moment between me and Pertuabo. Bad Dwarf!

*Casts doom on Gimli*

*Hipster Gimli rolls to dispel Doom and passes on Irresistible force*

Eh, I'm so confused. Who's this Portobello fella? What game are we playing? Where the Mordor am I?

I am Perturabo, and I am your death! *swings Forgebreaker at GImli*

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Brute? How dare you insolent little wretch insult me with your fancy, honeyed words!

Because I unlike you, dont make daemons weep and mirrors to shatter when I walk past. That and I feel sorry for someone with such massive daddy issues like you

Those Daemons weep because they fear me! Mirrors shatter because the ground trembles with every step I take! And my daddy is dead! I destroyed his fortress and then he got killed! Hah!

Denial is the first sign of acceptance of what you know to be true, search your hearth and accept what you have been denying all these years, its perfectly acceptebal for someone like you to cry, here have an tisseu and a cookie to sooth your frayed nerves

 Trondheim wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Brute? How dare you insolent little wretch insult me with your fancy, honeyed words!

Because I unlike you, dont make daemons weep and mirrors to shatter when I walk past. That and I feel sorry for someone with such massive daddy issues like you

Those Daemons weep because they fear me! Mirrors shatter because the ground trembles with every step I take! And my daddy is dead! I destroyed his fortress and then he got killed! Hah!

Denial is the first sign of acceptance of what you know to be true, search your hearth and accept what you have been denying all these years, its perfectly acceptebal for someone like you to cry, here have an tisseu and a cookie to sooth your frayed nerves

*crushes cookie*

I paid for that cookie, you can't just break it

I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

I guess it is

 sing your life wrote:
I paid for that cookie, you can't just break it

I can break anything.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 coolbrobunny wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
You just ruined a romantic moment between me and Pertuabo. Bad Dwarf!

*Casts doom on Gimli*

*Hipster Gimli rolls to dispel Doom and passes on Irresistible force*

Eh, I'm so confused. Who's this Portobello fella? What game are we playing? Where the Mordor am I?

I am Perturabo, and I am your death! *swings Forgebreaker at GImli*

*hipster gimli Miraculously dodge rolls Perturabos titanic attack*

You wanna fight? I'm not afraid of someone named after a mushroom!

*pulls out axes and charges*

Aaaaaarh!!!!

This should be fun to watch.

Aren't you now, foolish mortal? Dwarf!

*This is Sparta kick, followed by anotger smash with Forgebreaker*

I even use asterix play! Haha! You are Doomed For Eternity!

HuuuuuuuaaaaaaRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH....

*dead*

*shakes head*

And that's why the squats are gone forever.