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Why are you wearing a helmet?

Most likely because only fools goes to wear with their head exposed to enemy fire

I mean, last time someone didn't wear a helmet I crushed his head and gouged his eyes out. That was kinda fun.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I mean, last time someone didn't wear a helmet I crushed his head and gouged his eyes out.

That's kind of why people wear helmets.....

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I mean, last time someone didn't wear a helmet I crushed his head and gouged his eyes out.

That's kind of why people wear helmets.....

You aren't wearing a helmet. *hits sing your life with fist*

You shouldn't hit a girl.

 sing your life wrote:
You shouldn't hit a girl.

Aren't men and women equal? *smashes sing your life to the ground*

Why are you even attacking me in the first place?

EDIT: And who are you anyway?

Elia Martell! I killed her children! Then I raped her! Then I smashed her head in like -

Oh. This isn't a trial by combat? I'm Ser Gregor Clegane, the Mountain that rides, and I'm angry!

*summons on warp strength to impale Gregor on her singing spear and throw him across the room*

*lies on ground with spear in his belly*

Well, that's happened before. Maybe this is a trial by combat!

* runs up to Gregor and stamps on his head, with much greater strength than her lithe shape suggests*

*hits Macho in face while still lying on the ground, pulls spear out of stomach and stands up*

This is all too familiar!

Not really.

*pulls out shuriken pistol and shoots Gregor with it*

That was kind of unfamiliar. Well then..

*grabs Macho's head, attempting to crush it*

You're not even wearing a helmet! Haha!

* Is saved by her 4++ save*

I usually wear a helmet in combat. But you ambushed me so I didn't have time to put it on.

* Zaps Gregor with Psychic lightning*

Phah!

*falls on the ground*

*kicks Gergor's head*

Ouch!
*reaches for Macho's eyes with thumbs*

* Grabs Gregor's thumbs and crushes them with warp strength*

Great, now I have to see the doctor again.

Dat waz a good an' propa fight!

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Great, now I have to see the doctor again.

Good. Go back to your doctor, little insignificant Mon'keigh.

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Great, now I have to see the doctor again.

Good. Go back to your doctor, little insignificant Mon'keigh.

Well done child, well done I sense much potential in you. Yes oh so much undiscoverd potential

I'll never join you, Slaanesh whore.

 sing your life wrote:
I'll never join you, Slaanesh whore.

Whom is this Slaanesh? Your sister or cousin?

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I'll never join you, Slaanesh whore.

Whom is this Slaanesh? Your sister or cousin?

The god of sex my ancestors accidently orgied into existence, and your eternal master.

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I'll never join you, Slaanesh whore.

Whom is this Slaanesh? Your sister or cousin?

The god of sex my ancestors accidently orgied into existence, and your eternal master.

Oh dear, well that sounds fun. And well, no. I only serve Mandalore and its people weakling !

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I'll never join you, Slaanesh whore.

Whom is this Slaanesh? Your sister or cousin?

The god of sex my ancestors accidently orgied into existence, and your eternal master.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
I'll never join you, Slaanesh whore.

Whom is this Slaanesh? Your sister or cousin?

The god of sex my ancestors accidently orgied into existence, and your eternal master.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Slaanesh isn't about love. she's more about porn and rape and rape porn. We try to avoid her.