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You feeling lucky punk?

Kill her.

*Fires blindly into the room, hitting everyone with hamster rounds (yes my gun fires hamsters)*

Ha! your helmet Seriously hampers your a accuracy, whilst my Psychic powers give me unbelievable accuracy!

* headshots Dukebadham with her shuriken pistol*

The flower stuck on my helmet is Bulletproof you see! so your shuriken pistol rounds just bounce of my flower!

Kneel!

Considering I'm voiced by Charles Dance, you must do a Leadership test with a Leadership of 1, no modifiers allowed, or do as I command.

Well, I'm voiced by Princess Celestria. So you have to stop fighting and make friends with me.

*Breaks downs the door and sprays the room with heavy bolter rounds!"

LETS PARTY HARDY!!!!!!!

 sing your life wrote:
Well, I'm voiced by Princess Celestria. So you have to stop fighting and make friends with me.

That's nullified by my Charles Dance voice.


And ah, the White Wolf. She's returned, Geralt!

I see the deviant has indeed returned* Draws sword*. Now is there one thing I loath more than southern men whom smells of Tulips, and that is such deviants!
Prepare to get spanked into submission by my massive sword

 Trondheim wrote:
I see the deviant has indeed returned* Draws sword*. Now is there one thing I loath more than southern men whom smells of Tulips, and that is such deviants!
Prepare to get spanked into submission by my massive sword

But she has returned, Geralt! And she's in danger! You must find her!

Incorrect, you are all voiced by Steve Blum.

 Ashiraya wrote:
Incorrect, you are all voiced by Steve Blum.

Most certainly not.

thenoobbomb wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
I see the deviant has indeed returned* Draws sword*. Now is there one thing I loath more than southern men whom smells of Tulips, and that is such deviants!
Prepare to get spanked into submission by my massive sword

But she has returned, Geralt! And she's in danger! You must find her!

Who has returend? The princes or some other mythical beast/ woman of great importance to you

Ashiraya wrote:Incorrect, you are all voiced by Steve Blum.

Oh the gods have mercy upon us alll then

Ḇͮͣͯ̀ụ̼͚̈ͩ̇̒ͫͤ́̚ͅt̼̠̖̜͇̿̓ͅ ̫͓͌̀́w͉̜̰̪͊́i͇ͬͫͬ͝l̹ͤ̃̈́͡ͅͅl̜̻̥̬̠̼̩̒͋ͮͩ̿ ̹͖͚͍̗̟̯͑͂ͯ͑͒̚t̬͉̔̾͑̈͡hͭ̆ͥͣ̈͝ȩ̘̻̠̤͈̅̒̒̑ͮͯ ̻̞͖̩̥̖̃ͭͮ̀o̰̣͓͓͙ͭͯ͑̂̐̅̚͟ͅù̶̊̃̂͂̽t̥ͥ̍͞c̗̳̑ͯ̇̈́͌̇o̻̾́m̒̔͏̗̺ę̩̩͂̍̓̈́̔ ̶͉ͤ̽ͮ̍̅̂ͅs̹͖̼̟a̤͒̑̊̅̈͝t̙̱̭ͬͥ̉i̢̤̘̬͕̙̣̔̿̌s̢̝͍͓̎̒͐ͨf͂ͪ͆ͤ̽̒̚y̦͖̟̲̙͂̾̆ͬ̅̍ ̡͇ͪͅt̨͍̙̼͎͍̩̝ͣͪ̽h̬̮͙̘̙̭̋̀̒͒͗̾ͥō̬̺̯̤͌͗̐̾̏̚s̵̝̉͒ͣě̙̺̏̆̔ͤ̎ͤ ̙̭̦̯͟w̴̉̄̇̾̓̉̆h̗̟̖̳ͯ͞ô̗͈̰̂͛ͩ̔ͪ͟ ̲̤̭̰̃͒̆͆̆l̻̘͖̳ͯͤͣ̒ͥ͋ú̻͖͖r̟̰̲̲̗̼͖̀k̹̻ ͤ̃̐b̙̘͍̗͓̋̓͛̉̿̑e̗̹̕ŷ̷̹̥̹̳͓͖o̗̦̓̃͛̈ͩn̞̦͎͈̪̫̪ͮd̶͖͖͕͖̯̭͙̆̽ͦͯͤ̍͒?́ͯ͆̇͗̐ ̞͈̰͎̱̿ͯ̎M̻̠͈̖͓̣̂ͯ̕o̟ͪ̽ŗ̫̞͎͚̳͍̘̓ͪ̍̚t̠͍͔ͯ͒͆ȁ̫͎͖̭̲ͤ͆l͒ ̳͓͙̲̪̳͑̌̽̋͋a̲̹͑́f̺̟̺͍̼͙̊ͪ̃ͅf̄͢ͅḁ̗͍͎̯͕̿̅͑ͤͪ̋̚i͖͎̠ͭ̓͛̄́̉͜r̴͇̦̻̯̞̤̅̎ͭs̩̈́͌̈́̌̃ͨ̏ ̴͚̠ͫ̏̉s̢͙̫̙̟̱̹͋̄ͦ̄̓ͫ̚u̵̺̬͙̙̟ͪ̈́̋̀ͤc͓͖̘̤͔̾̚h̩̼̙͍̙͐ͫ̈ͥ͘ ̳̩̓̂͂̉̌ͭå̤̤̈̑s̨͖͌̐̚ ̛̫̼͖̖̤̺̈̉͊ͧt̗͔͔̙̫ͯ̓ͪ͂͠ͅh̬̱̻̳͗͘e̵̹ͯ͂s̱̦̖̗̯̊̌̚ė̦͓̣̓̋ͥ̎ͦ͋ ͔̠̪̖͕̬̔͐ǎ̹͇̻̟̣̝̯ͧ̌̾r͎̝̉͗ͪ̔̔̀̚e̸͈̖̠ͫͨ̔̍̓ ̻͈͍̳̪ͮ͘ľ̶͕̺ͦ̍̂ͩiͪ̆͗͏̫̰̯ṯ̸͙̦̱̣̿ͯ̋̆̚̚ṱ̨͖͛́̆l̅̑̍͒ͩ̊̚e͖̙͚̎̓͌̈́ͭͭ͒͢ ̂ͭͭ͋̈͐̒m̶̈́̾́̃ͤ͊ȍ͓̖̟͖̔ͦ͠ṛ̨̺͇̹̟͇̹̎ȅ̵͕̭͎̦̓ͥ ̼̗͙̮͡ẗ̘̆͡hͭ̆̅̈̍̔͠a̸̜̟͖̝̯͓̓ͬ͒n̄̔̎ͧ҉ ̴e̅͘n͓̝̞͍͔̿͐͋͝t͖ͯ̔̎̓̐e͍̯͉̟̺̺r̗̖̎ͤ̅̓͠ͅť͇̘͈̹̾ͭ̃̍ͮ̀ả́ȉ̝͙͉̪͖̖̋́ͭ͗ͪͤ͞n̨͙͕ͯm͖̤̳̻̱̦͕ͩ̃̿ͣe͏̱n̛̩̼̻̣̘̺͚͂̉ͭṭ͙̙̙͉̻ͮ̃̌ͪ ̪̰̰͕̾͠ț̺͈̼̯ͅͅõ̔͢ ͔͉͔̩̒̈ͭ̓̆̚̚͟t̴̯͇̑h̞͉̜̥̣̏̈́̒͜ͅe̞m̛̥̘̥̟̰̪͗̎̉̓ ͕̻̬͇̭̫ͥ͌̔ͮ̏ͧ͡ẏ̻ȇ̟͕̠̒̋̂̈͆͡t̞̜̜̜̠̂̆̓̚ ̹̮̺͒e̺̰͍̘̣͍̙v̸̬̬̙̗̻̠͉͗ͦ̽en̲͖̈̄͊͒ ͈̾ͦ̒ͪͣa̫͚̲̝͎ ͍̹̱͍͈̈̔̏ͬp̱̝͔͒̏ͣ̚̚l̬͒̽ͩͤ̑͜a̟̲̜͕̰̳̹͌̑̄͂ͯ͘ẙ̓͗ͣ̈̊̚҉̯̩͇̤t̪̓ͨ͊ͨh̥̦͚͓̬͔ͦͫ̂͟i̵̗̠̥͇̜ͥ̍n̵͙̹g͎͔͖͟ ̩͉͉̹̗ͯ̊͑ĥ͇͙͈̲̘̣͊͌ͤ̍͛̐â̦̭̳͔̝̱̈s̖̙̠͌̃̏͊͟ ͇͔̭̳̲͉͎̍ͧi̤̯ͭ̌̇̆t̘̺̰͈͓̣̠͌̾s͚͚̗͖̦̳ͩ̃͆̍̐̅ͩ ̞ͬ̉̄́͗̿̿w̵̝͔̬̫͎̼̃ͫͭͬ̔o̭̭̫͉̙͇r͕̭̟̝̖ͩṱ̺hͯͬ̇̿̓ͯ̈́.̈́ͭͬ͏

I'd say who, but that'd be a spoiler for the upcoming game I feature in (well, unless you've read the books, then you already know!)

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I'd say who, but that'd be a spoiler for the upcoming game I feature in (well, unless you've read the books, then you already know!)

Ohhhhhh I see, well be straigth with the facts then! And dont dance around like a jester on fire. Il see if I can spare the time to go rescue that one......Just after I bang that serving wench

 Trondheim wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I'd say who, but that'd be a spoiler for the upcoming game I feature in (well, unless you've read the books, then you already know!)

Ohhhhhh I see, well be straigth with the facts then! And dont dance around like a jester on fire. Il see if I can spare the time to go rescue that one......Just after I bang that serving wench

You truly are Geralt of Rivia, the White Wolf! That's exactly what he'd do.

I find your lack of bread...disturbing...

You guys have some acolytes? I just need a couple ziggurates!! Then ill turn em into spirit towers!!

When they are spirit towers I will be happy.

I only have servants and enemies.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I only have servants and enemies.

And the Duck empire is your ally right?

 DukeBadham wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I only have servants and enemies.

And the Duck empire is your ally right?

Technically.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 DukeBadham wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I only have servants and enemies.

And the Duck empire is your ally right?

Technically.

Good enough for me, as long as I have people to fight and bread to eat.

To qoute a wise sage: "Never Trust a Duck"

There is plenty of bread here, and there'll be more after our glorious conquest!

Then we will follow you into hell and back.

Pfff I went to hell once, its all cold and quiet now. And beside I did it while listening to Sabaton!

Pffft. We Eldar have built a whole fetish city in hell. And that's one of least great achievements.

 sing your life wrote:
Pffft. We Eldar have built a whole fetish city in hell. And that's one of least great achievements.

Been there, banged a few serving wenches and one girly looking dude name V or something, but all in all it was a rather dreary place. I mean, it was like all the folks living there had eaten wyrdroot or something

The best I got was 2 guys tying me up and then forcing me to watch them make love with each other. Thankfully those days are long gone.