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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Surrender to me now, or I'll fire my laser.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Pffffff yea rigth, that sorry excuse for a laser? I have eaten things that where more harmfull than that
   
Made in us
Powerful Spawning Champion





There is not this idea.

Huuuugs!
   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Hugs?

   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Something the commoners do.

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Just before they all die
   
Made in nl
Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






In Glorious Motherland (remember: Glorious must always into capitalised for Glory of Motherland is great) it is very common for men to hug in a manly and absolutely not-homosexual display of affection. During hug, you also supposed to kiss. Is very glorious way of fraternising with Glorious Russian peoples to get 104% approval ratings.
Now excuse me, I need to hug Ukraine.

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Has anyone seen my daughter?

   
Made in us
Powerful Spawning Champion





There is not this idea.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Something the commoners do.


I'm not common! I'm a king! A pleasing dance for the king, at once!
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 toasteroven wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Something the commoners do.


I'm not common! I'm a king! A pleasing dance for the king, at once!

And I'm the Emperor of Nilfgaard, peasant.

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 toasteroven wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Something the commoners do.


I'm not common! I'm a king! A pleasing dance for the king, at once!

And I'm the Emperor of Nilfgaard, peasant.


And I am your long lost father
   
Made in nl
Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces






 thenoobbomb wrote:
 toasteroven wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Something the commoners do.


I'm not common! I'm a king! A pleasing dance for the king, at once!

And I'm the Emperor of Nilfgaard, peasant.
Nilfgaard? What Nilfgaard!?
It looks like I just got drunk and pressed the wrong button. Now there is no Nilfgaard anymore...
Ah well, no problem. We'll just blame it on the Ukrainian fascists, who, as ordered by their USA overlords, committed this heinous crime in order to blame it on Russia and discredit the Glorious Motherland.
Alternatively, we could just edit out Nilfgaard from all maps and history books and pretend it never existed:
>"Putin, you monster! Why did you nuke Nilfgaard!"
<"Nilfgaard? What is that? Never heard of it."

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Since this very room is in Nilfgaard, I doubt it no longer exists, little man.

   
Made in us
Powerful Spawning Champion





There is not this idea.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
And I'm the Emperor of Nilfgaard, peasant.



I think you're getting grouchy. You need to have some water in order to be nice. I drink that stuff every day, and I am as nice as I have ever been. I get very nice on that stuff.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Water is for the commoners.

   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

and all meatbags are commoners...

   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Why are you wearing skin, barbarian?

   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

What? My Clothes? Aren't they beautiful!?

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

They are not.

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Otto Weston wrote:What? My Clothes? Aren't they beautiful!?


Yes they are quite nice indeed

thenoobbomb wrote:They are not.


Now now, being jealllous dose noting for you
   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

 thenoobbomb wrote:
They are not.


Well, I do believe you'd make a fine hat.

 Trondheim wrote:

Now now, being jealllous dose noting for you


Thank you for the support. I'll make you my pet.

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Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

 Otto Weston wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
They are not.


Well, I do believe you'd make a fine hat.

 Trondheim wrote:

Now now, being jealllous dose noting for you


Thank you for the support. I'll make you my pet.


As long as you dont try to sodomize me as that Nilfgard dude did, although I did make a point of traveling back in time. And becoming his father after he did try that
   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

Acceptable... even though I will play dress-up with you.

   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Anyone seen my daughter? I still haven't found her.

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Ooooo historical or science fiction? Can I be Horus???
   
Made in cn
Humorless Arbite





Hull

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Anyone seen my daughter? I still haven't found her.


Didn't you notice my cloak?

 Trondheim wrote:
Ooooo historical or science fiction? Can I be Horus???


You can be whatever you flay!

   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

That's somebody else. But seriously, I need to find my daughter, and then impregnate her.

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

 thenoobbomb wrote:
That's somebody else. But seriously, I need to find my daughter, and then impregnate her.



................ What in the nine hells is wrong with you!
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Trondheim wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
That's somebody else. But seriously, I need to find my daughter, and then impregnate her.



................ What in the nine hells is wrong with you!

Nothing, I'm fine, thanks!
It's just that the child of her child will conquer all of the world, and that should stay in the family

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 Trondheim wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
That's somebody else. But seriously, I need to find my daughter, and then impregnate her.



................ What in the nine hells is wrong with you!

Nothing, I'm fine, thanks!
It's just that the child of her child will conquer all of the world, and that should stay in the family


   
 
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