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2015/04/28 21:46:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Wow... It's getting all brazzers up in here.....::sip::
Can't wait to see what happens next!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/28 22:38:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Climbs out from under table]
Use your fething indoor voice or I swear on the Emperor's shiny bootcaps I will find a fire hose and use it on all of you. 
Also we're out of whiskey. Apparently.
OOC: Seriously, you're making this room intolerable for mobile users.
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2015/04/28 23:13:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 sing your life wrote:Y'know, I think all this is down to simple sexual frustration. These rages you keep going in? Only happening because the assassin leader guy thinks you're just for killing and he won't allow you to even dream of getting a feth. I mean, they told one of your sniper bros to go kill some Elf girl and the only shooting he did that night with her was into a rubber. So you want me to feth you for you? Is that the problem right now? Stop with all that screaming and take off your pants, Hitman, alright? Let's feth.
XENOS LOVER?! *leaves out the wall*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/28 23:25:47
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/28 23:13:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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IM COMING FOR YOU NEXT TREVOR!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/28 23:25:37
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/28 23:15:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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OOC: sorry man lol I keep it down!
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2015/04/28 23:25:03
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/29 01:06:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Computer, the most secure security code is: One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six Lock
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 01:09:35
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/29 08:36:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Verviedi wrote:Oh dear. You said "elf". Well, I am going to back away before....
*Thenoobbomb crashes through wall*
*Rants to nobody in particular about the genetic incompatibility of assassins and elves.*
Raaaargh!
I heard the word "Elf", and came here as fast as I could - blood shall be shed, guts shall be torn out! Rend and tear!
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2015/04/29 10:47:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The person who said "elf" was zombiekilla707. I had no part in this besides talking to a wall about the genetic in- *Dodges battleaxe* -compatibility of altered hum- *Ducks* -an life and-
Oh, Omnissiah damn it. *Ducks head under robe, robe falls to the ground and I appear under the table, clad in a new robe*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/04/29 10:58:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Oh. My apologies, good human!
*turns to "zombiekilla707" and charges*
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2015/04/29 11:29:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*takes zombiekilla under his arm*
I know, Hitman. It's okay, man. Gimme me a hug, yeah... shh...
*knocks him down and stomps on his head*
fething gak!!! witch! witch! witch! witch! Who the feth are you speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to you, huh? You feth! Huh? Next time, don't get in my fething face. I just saw a fething ghost, and I've got to hear your crap? Get up! Get up!
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/04/29 12:40:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I do believe the trauma caused by that would activate the Terminus gl- *sent flying through the air by massive explosion* -AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDDDDD!
*Lands on top of KaptinBadrukk*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/04/29 12:52:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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* Zombiekilla doesn't get up*
feth you then.
*realization*
gak, I just killed my number one customer.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/04/29 13:40:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You admit to working with the Elven scum?
Fall before the might of Pelinal Whitestrake, four-eared scum!
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2015/04/29 13:57:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 thenoobbomb wrote:You admit to working with the Elven scum? Fall before the might of Pelinal Whitestrake, four-eared scum!
WHY, SIRI, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! why siri why?!?!?!?!?!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/04/29 13:58:43
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/29 14:34:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sprays KaptinBadrukk with a water spritzer, making "bad kitty" gestures] Tss! Tss! I have a standard issue Commissariat-level hangover and you are the loud noises.
[Handcuffs sing your life to a radiator to prevent further despoiling of zombiekiller] I'm sure he'll get up again in a minute. Any minute now...
Well feth.
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2015/04/29 15:03:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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sing your life wrote:*takes zombiekilla under his arm* I know, Hitman. It's okay, man. Gimme me a hug, yeah... shh... *knocks him down and stomps on his head* fething gak!!! witch! witch! witch! witch! Who the feth are you speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to you, huh? You feth! Huh? Next time, don't get in my fething face. I just saw a fething ghost, and I've got to hear your crap? Get up! Get up!
*stands up and looks down at Trevor* BAD MOVE! WRRRYYYY! *Stabs Neuro Guantlet through Trevors chest and rips out his heart* KALI MA!! KALI MMAAAAA!! Almost forgot.... WASTED
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 16:07:15
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/29 15:12:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Commissar, I've got the Whiskey and the Water. Grab the popcorn, my least favorite reality forum is thumping!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/29 16:06:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sprays KaptinBadrukk with a water spritzer, making "bad kitty" gestures] Tss! Tss! I have a standard issue Commissariat-level hangover and you are the loud noises.
[Handcuffs sing your life to a radiator to prevent further despoiling of zombiekiller] I'm sure he'll get up again in a minute. Any minute now...
Well feth.
lol I love this forum
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/29 16:13:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 zombiekila707 wrote: Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sprays KaptinBadrukk with a water spritzer, making "bad kitty" gestures] Tss! Tss! I have a standard issue Commissariat-level hangover and you are the loud noises.
[Handcuffs sing your life to a radiator to prevent further despoiling of zombiekiller] I'm sure he'll get up again in a minute. Any minute now...
Well feth.
lol I love this forum
What is a "forum"? It sounds like something those knife-eared monsters would use!
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2015/04/29 16:28:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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thenoobbomb wrote: zombiekila707 wrote: Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sprays KaptinBadrukk with a water spritzer, making "bad kitty" gestures] Tss! Tss! I have a standard issue Commissariat-level hangover and you are the loud noises.
[Handcuffs sing your life to a radiator to prevent further despoiling of zombiekiller] I'm sure he'll get up again in a minute. Any minute now...
Well feth.
lol I love this forum
What is a "forum"? It sounds like something those knife-eared monsters would use!
You use a cogitator to speak to other people with cogitators. Its a good way to kill time when your in cyrostasis.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/29 16:29:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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zombiekila707 wrote: sing your life wrote:*takes zombiekilla under his arm*
I know, Hitman. It's okay, man. Gimme me a hug, yeah... shh...
*knocks him down and stomps on his head*
fething gak!!! witch! witch! witch! witch! Who the feth are you speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to you, huh? You feth! Huh? Next time, don't get in my fething face. I just saw a fething ghost, and I've got to hear your crap? Get up! Get up!
*stands up and looks down at Trevor*
BAD MOVE! WRRRYYYY!
*Stabs Neuro Guantlet through Trevors chest and rips out his heart*
KALI MA!! KALI MMAAAAA!!
Almost forgot.... WASTED
WHY, SIRI, WHY?!?!?!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/29 16:47:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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zombiekila707 wrote: thenoobbomb wrote: zombiekila707 wrote: Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sprays KaptinBadrukk with a water spritzer, making "bad kitty" gestures] Tss! Tss! I have a standard issue Commissariat-level hangover and you are the loud noises.
[Handcuffs sing your life to a radiator to prevent further despoiling of zombiekiller] I'm sure he'll get up again in a minute. Any minute now...
Well feth.
lol I love this forum
What is a "forum"? It sounds like something those knife-eared monsters would use!
You use a cogitator to speak to other people with cogitators. Its a good way to kill time when your in cyrostasis.
What's a cogitator, and what's a cyrostatis...?
...wait, I know what it is! Meaningless words made up by Elves to distract PELINAL WHITESTRAKE from his holy duty!
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2015/04/29 16:49:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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thenoobbomb wrote: zombiekila707 wrote: thenoobbomb wrote: zombiekila707 wrote: Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sprays KaptinBadrukk with a water spritzer, making "bad kitty" gestures] Tss! Tss! I have a standard issue Commissariat-level hangover and you are the loud noises. [Handcuffs sing your life to a radiator to prevent further despoiling of zombiekiller] I'm sure he'll get up again in a minute. Any minute now... Well feth.
lol I love this forum
What is a "forum"? It sounds like something those knife-eared monsters would use!
You use a cogitator to speak to other people with cogitators. Its a good way to kill time when your in cyrostasis.
What's a cogitator, and what's a cyrostatis...? ...wait, I know what it is! Meaningless words made up by Elves to distract PELINAL WHITESTRAKE from his holy duty!
Stop this gakstorm, will you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Or I'll call my Flash Gitz to obliterate you!!!!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 16:50:06
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/29 17:16:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 KaptinBadrukk wrote: thenoobbomb wrote: zombiekila707 wrote: thenoobbomb wrote: zombiekila707 wrote: Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sprays KaptinBadrukk with a water spritzer, making "bad kitty" gestures] Tss! Tss! I have a standard issue Commissariat-level hangover and you are the loud noises. [Handcuffs sing your life to a radiator to prevent further despoiling of zombiekiller] I'm sure he'll get up again in a minute. Any minute now... Well feth.
lol I love this forum
What is a "forum"? It sounds like something those knife-eared monsters would use!
You use a cogitator to speak to other people with cogitators. Its a good way to kill time when your in cyrostasis.
What's a cogitator, and what's a cyrostatis...? ...wait, I know what it is! Meaningless words made up by Elves to distract PELINAL WHITESTRAKE from his holy duty!
Stop this gakstorm, will you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Or I'll call my Flash Gitz to obliterate you!!!!!!
Wait I haven't done a thing besides kill Trevor but he will be back! Just has to go to a hospital. He had to die he tried to rape me. no means no.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 17:17:09
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/29 17:23:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Rape?
You mean the utter destruction of the Elven race?
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2015/04/29 17:28:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/29 17:37:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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KNIGHT! YOU FOOL I WORK FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN AS A WEAPON OF TERROR AND FEAR I DO NOT KNOW OF THESE ELVES? ALMOST SOUND LIKE ELDAR AND I RIP THEM APART AND KILL VINDICARE ASSASSINS WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/04/29 18:42:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Of Man? Oh. Most excellent, let us slay more Elves!
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2015/04/29 18:48:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Sorry, I thought your comment said something else. No more elves shall be slayed on my watch.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 18:49:10
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/29 18:55:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Sorry, I thought your comment said something else.
No more elves shall be slayed on my watch.
Then your watch is over, as is your life!
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